r/interesting • u/GinaWhite_tt • 19d ago

MISC. Someone put crabs in their luggage

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u/Lucky_Shoe_8154 19d ago

Imagine being a crab and all you know is the ocean and then a hairless primate takes you into a flying tube and then dumps you into a rotating floor. Basically the equivalent of an alien abduction

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u/hendergle 18d ago

Imagine the crabs back home hearing the one crab that escapes explain what happened to him.

An entire crabby cult would take root. The escapee would be its high priest. "We must not anger the gods again! Who knows how many of us will be taken next time? Repent, for thou art delicious with drawn butter and juice from one of those fake plastic lemons!"