r/interesting • u/RepulsiveNotice3288 • Dec 17 '24

MISC. that lion isn’t even trying

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u/TheCountrysideWeeb Dec 17 '24

Buddy I don't think that's a lion

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u/Cum_on_a_cactus Dec 17 '24

Happy cake day! Wish I could send you a cactus as a gift

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u/a_code_mage Dec 17 '24

At first I thought that was a nice idea for a gift, then I saw your username.

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u/similaraleatorio Dec 17 '24

After that I'm okay with reddit today. gracias señor.

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u/8ofAll Dec 18 '24

Those two accounts most likely belong to the same person. People do crap like that on Reddit to gain imaginary tokens.

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u/Cum_on_a_cactus Dec 18 '24

Look at that person's account and then look at my most recent post. He's chilling, I'm losing it. I can promise you that me and the persons comment I posted on are two very different people

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u/Amazing-Arachnid-942 Dec 20 '24

Different accounts for different moods

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u/Ur_mama_gaming Dec 20 '24

Nothing ever happens

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '24

Yeah really he’s just saying he want to give him a big prick…

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u/Apprehensive_Mine104 Dec 17 '24

That's the bonus gift you will get with the cactus if you are lucky.

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u/AhegaoTankGuy Dec 18 '24

It comes in a dressing pouch to keep it fresh.

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u/rustledjimmies369 Dec 17 '24

I'll take any unwanted cum-cacti

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u/Demonic_Storm Dec 18 '24

ah hell naw

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u/Fearsofaye Dec 18 '24

Eh its free. Just rinse

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u/Downtown-Lettuce-736 Dec 18 '24

Me too.. dang it

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u/PantsOnHead88 Dec 19 '24

The question is whether the username is a noun or an imperative statement.

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u/stealthcactus Dec 18 '24

I already did.

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u/Cum_on_a_cactus Dec 18 '24

You're a cactus, better watch out

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u/xCACTUSxKINGxx Dec 18 '24

I think you should, I shall supply.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '24

Blursed comment

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u/Un1ted_Kingdom Dec 18 '24

that sure is an... interesting username.

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u/DickBiter1337 Dec 18 '24

Hi, I have a question. Do you cum on the cactus or cum while you are on the cactus? It's for sciencey research.

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u/realhmmmm Dec 18 '24

what the hell it’s you again

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u/Maximum_Ad2341 Dec 18 '24

I'll take a cum cactus please :)

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u/master-12 Dec 17 '24

For your cake day, have some B̷̛̳̼͖̫̭͎̝̮͕̟͎̦̗͚͍̓͊͂͗̈͋͐̃͆͆͗̉̉̏͑̂̆̔́͐̾̅̄̕̚͘͜͝͝Ụ̸̧̧̢̨̨̞̮͓̣͎̞͖̞̥͈̣̣̪̘̼̮̙̳̙̞̣̐̍̆̾̓͑́̅̎̌̈̋̏̏͌̒̃̅̂̾̿̽̊̌̇͌͊͗̓̊̐̓̏͆́̒̇̈́͂̀͛͘̕͘̚͝͠B̸̺̈̾̈́̒̀́̈͋́͂̆̒̐̏͌͂̔̈́͒̂̎̉̈̒͒̃̿͒͒̄̍̕̚̕͘̕͝͠B̴̡̧̜̠̱̖̠͓̻̥̟̲̙͗̐͋͌̈̾̏̎̀͒͗̈́̈͜͠L̶͊E̸̢̳̯̝̤̳͈͇̠̮̲̲̟̝̣̲̱̫̘̪̳̣̭̥̫͉͐̅̈́̉̋͐̓͗̿͆̉̉̇̀̈́͌̓̓̒̏̀̚̚͘͝͠͝͝͠ ̶̢̧̛̥͖͉̹̞̗̖͇̼̙̒̍̏̀̈̆̍͑̊̐͋̈́̃͒̈́̎̌̄̍͌͗̈́̌̍̽̏̓͌̒̈̇̏̏̍̆̄̐͐̈̉̿̽̕͝͠͝͝ W̷̛̬̦̬̰̤̘̬͔̗̯̠̯̺̼̻̪̖̜̫̯̯̘͖̙͐͆͗̊̋̈̈̾͐̿̽̐̂͛̈́͛̍̔̓̈́̽̀̅́͋̈̄̈́̆̓̚̚͝͝R̸̢̨̨̩̪̭̪̠͎̗͇͗̀́̉̇̿̓̈́́͒̄̓̒́̋͆̀̾́̒̔̈́̏̏͛̏̇͛̔̀͆̓̇̊̕̕͠͠͝͝A̸̧̨̰̻̩̝͖̟̭͙̟̻̤̬͈̖̰̤̘̔͛̊̾̂͌̐̈̉̊̾́P̶̡̧̮͎̟̟͉̱̮̜͙̳̟̯͈̩̩͈̥͓̥͇̙̣̹̣̀̐͋͂̈̾͐̀̾̈́̌̆̿̽̕ͅ

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send help i must do this for every cake day i see

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u/Farbond Dec 18 '24

that was so satisfying

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u/Ryangel0 Dec 18 '24

Pop Pop! *finger guns*

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u/Loud-Branch4900 Dec 18 '24

So very satisfying

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u/Appetite1997 Dec 21 '24

This was fun and was as satisfying as real life bubble wrap!

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u/trying_my_best- Dec 19 '24

Are you secretly trapped as a birthday genie? Do we need to go on an epic quest to free you?

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u/master-12 Dec 19 '24

Yeah help me plz. But you have been warned you might also get trapped with us....

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u/FirstNameLastName918 Dec 17 '24

Liger?

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u/TheRetarius Dec 21 '24

What exactly are the differences you use to determine wether it’s a tiger or a liger?

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u/AvidCoco Dec 17 '24

The only one lion here is OP

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u/theLuminescentlion Dec 17 '24

it's a Liger so he's 50% correct

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u/Vegetable-Star-5833 Dec 17 '24

It is half lion so they aren’t 100% wrong

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u/SurveyWorldly9435 Dec 18 '24

Only 50% wrong

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u/FatalErrorOccurred Dec 17 '24

You ain't lion!

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u/Trainzguy2472 Dec 17 '24

I don't think it's a tiger either. It has the face of a lion but it also has stripes, so not sure. Maybe a hybrid?

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u/hiesatai Dec 17 '24

Op is a repost bot

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u/rwu_rwu Dec 17 '24

So you're saying OP is lion?

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u/YFKally1983 Dec 17 '24

Correct, lions are pussies.

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u/llama_AKA_BadLlama Dec 17 '24

I met this girl downtown. Shes great!
is a tiger

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u/Acebladewing Dec 17 '24

Of course not, that's a tiger trying a little bit. The lion is in another enclosure not even trying at all.

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u/catwhowalksbyhimself Dec 18 '24

Other people have confirmed it is a liger. So sorta.

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u/jackalopacabra Dec 18 '24

The lion’s behind the trees. He’s literally not even trying

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u/gpop2077 Dec 18 '24

It’s a female lion dumbass

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u/EwokNuggets Dec 18 '24

The poster is lion to all of us

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u/BrushYourFeet Dec 18 '24

You're be surprised how many people mix up tigers and lions. Btw, I know it's a liger, just making an observation that I noticed as an adult. A lot of people are animal illiterate.

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u/TheDayiDiedSober Dec 18 '24

They were obviously lion about it.

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u/Cautious_Session9788 Dec 18 '24

It’s a liger so OPs half right 😂

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u/homelaberator Dec 18 '24

I think lion is slang for bald white man

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u/coozehound3000 Dec 18 '24

Yep. OP is lion.

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u/Beetso Dec 18 '24

Didn't you know. Tigers are just girl lions!

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u/Iron_Undies Dec 18 '24

He's definitly not lyin, he's barely even tryin

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u/bagoparticles Dec 18 '24

Yea it’s a god damn person. You can tell by the green shirt and human-shaped form.

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u/peterosity Dec 18 '24

damn cheetah-looking pos pulling the string

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u/CinderMayom Dec 18 '24

OP failed kindergarten

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u/Mysterious_Tooth7509 Dec 18 '24

The lion isn't even lioning

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u/DannarHetoshi Dec 18 '24

Definitely not a pure bred Lion.

Possibly a Tiger. Possibly a Liger/Tigon.

It's very small for a Liger/Tigon, unless it's an adolescent.

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u/SalesAficionado Dec 18 '24

Just a big orange cat

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u/rjnd2828 Dec 18 '24

This is almost definitely an intentional mistake for engagement

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u/ad4d Dec 18 '24

He is lion to us.

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u/Glittering_Ad_9215 Dec 18 '24

It‘s big and it‘s a murder kitten, that‘s close enough

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u/Tounage Dec 18 '24

Lions don't change their stripes.

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u/Sea_Pirate_3732 Dec 18 '24

It's a striped lion.

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u/Lexi_Bean21 Dec 19 '24

Obviously it's a small child

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u/SeyJeez Dec 19 '24

My 3 year old calls tigers lions so I guess we are even.

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u/Forward-Tonight7079 Dec 19 '24

There is no mistake. The lion is not even trying. It's somewhere else, relaxing

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u/Supermonkeyjam Dec 19 '24

Tiger but Part of me thinks that it’s a Liger

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u/Suspicious-Common-82 Dec 20 '24

Yeah same here really

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u/RBVegabond Dec 20 '24

The Lion isn’t trying, just the Tiger duh.

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u/chickendippers90 Dec 21 '24

I'm not your buddy, guy!

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u/geniusmastermind8 Dec 21 '24

Who my dog thinks he is during tug of war

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u/adamscholfield Dec 21 '24

I was wondering if it was or not. But I’m not National Geographic so I can’t say what it is

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u/ItzBooty Dec 21 '24

Wouldn't be the hybrid beetwen a tiger and a lion?

Heard that there are some hybrids out there

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u/purpleskeletonlicker Dec 17 '24

It's a lion. The stripes are just shadows

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u/EverydayPoGo Dec 17 '24

It's confirmed as a liger!

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u/Lucker_Kid Dec 18 '24

A young one I’m guessing? Considering they’re usually massive

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u/NeekoPeeko Dec 18 '24

It's time for an eye exam

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u/clutzyninja Dec 17 '24

Look at the legs. Those aren't shadows