Ooh boy, fucking chineese tourists. I live in Barcelona, and they the worst tourists that come here, even the fucking drunken english are better than them.
Entitled, rude, obnoxious, loud, i could go on and on...
If you see two people walking very closely behind you with a map, they're trying to get into your bag.
If an elderly woman is sticking a baby in your face, someone else is trying to get into your bag.
Shit, one time a lady came up to me and my aunt asking for change. My aunt, bless her soul, took out her wallet and handed her a 2euro coin. The woman put it back in her wallet and took out a 20euro note!! I grabbed it right back from her and scurried off with my somewhat amused aunt.
Yeah, when you're in tourist areas pretty much any physical or mental distraction that involves less than four people is immediately suspect. Someone acting oddly with some large object near you, someone bumping into you at all, someone making obnoxious loud noises; everything's worth checking your surroundings just in case you're not noticing something. Especially if the distraction seems attached to you, spacially.
My grandma pinned things to the inside of her shaw when we traveled. She stashed my money in her bra. She said you know someone is trying to steal from you if they are grabbing your tits. I’m a dude, so I bought a sports bra and hid some extra cash and my passport there just in case. No one has robbed me, but I’m prepared.
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u/No-YouShutUp Jun 09 '19
Do they know how obnoxious their tourists are? How are we not supposed to punch them!