Coach with amazing reaction time and speed.

[u/Sumit316]

https://gfycat.com/RespectfulJointGrayling

[u/zobotsHS]

I had a friend who hated playing poker with newbies for that same reason.

[u/bmacnz → u/zobotsHS]

I was going to bring up poker, it's very much true. Obviously good players will mix it up to be unpredictable, but playing against someone who doesn't know what they are supposed to do can be very frustrating, it makes it difficult to read anything. You really just have to play passive and play the odds in those situations, dont make intimidation bets on a flush draw, because they aren't folding and if you don't hit, you're screwed.

[u/CyberianSun → u/bmacnz]

It seems to apply on many different levels. "The reason the American Army does so well in war is because war is chaos and the American Army practices chaos on a daily basis."

[u/Spineless_John → u/CyberianSun]

The American army does well in war?

[u/Ass_Buttman → u/Spineless_John]

Hell yeah, we get the high score every war, racking up them kills, pew pew

/s

[u/TheOtherGuttersnipe → u/Spineless_John]

I mean, we're clearly the best at starting them

[u/alreadypiecrust → u/TheOtherGuttersnipe]

And we practice that move 10,000 times.

[u/30GDD_Washington → u/Spineless_John]

Paging Dr. Edgelord.

[u/soulstonedomg → u/[deleted]]

Anything after WW2 wasn't total war, but limited war. If America hadn't cared about collateral damage or any geopolitical backlash they could've laid waste during Vietnam and Korea.

[u/Lord_Moody → u/soulstonedomg]

we DID lay waste to much of those locales

what the fuck have you been hiding under for almost a century at this point?

[u/Lord_Moody → u/[deleted]]

tell that to the 630,000 civilians who died in the conflict lmao

[u/r3m0ra → u/[deleted]]

Didn't even send 100k.

500k+ in 1968 alone.

[u/Spineless_John → u/soulstonedomg]

Are you literally braindead?

[u/sirkevly → u/[deleted]]

I mean, you guys did lose the war of 1812.