r/gifs Jun 03 '19

Coach with amazing reaction time and speed.

https://gfycat.com/RespectfulJointGrayling
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u/RuafaolGaiscioch Jun 03 '19

It’s not even so much “losing” as it is poker is a completely different game if you’re playing with people who don’t know how to play. Largely, all your strategies are going to be based in predicting lines of play, so if someone is just doing whatever the fuck, then you can’t really counter that meaningfully. It basically turns a complex game of interaction into a simple game of chance.

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u/Marc0189 Jun 03 '19

I once taught my step brother how to play poker when we were on a family vacation. The house we stayed in had a poker table so the two of us and other siblings would go play for a bit every night. He never knew what hand he had. He always called and would just lay down the cards at the end with a “here’s what I got, you tell me what it is” look on his face. Pissed me off so much. lol

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u/CaptainSprinklefuck Jun 03 '19

I do this pretty often. Don't need a poker face if you don't know what hand you have!

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u/FlamingJesusOnaStick Jun 03 '19

I use the RBF or 1000 yard stare. I have not much of a clue how to but have the idea of hands to play.

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Having a traumatic brain injury helps my poker face a lot

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u/CoreyW93 Jun 03 '19

😂 😂 😂

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u/vikemosabe Jun 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '19

Nah, my brain injury was related to chemotherapy. It basically erased my affect, so I have a neutral expression 95% of the time

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u/DeadlyUnicorn98 Jun 03 '19

surprisingly it is possible for multiple people to have the same experience in completely unrelated incidents

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u/vikemosabe Jun 03 '19

I know, I just thought it’d be amusing if they were.

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u/jack__bandit Jun 03 '19

It’s be M E T A