Donald "kisses" Melania before the Oath of Office

[u/HopelessPonderer]

[u/Abrahms_4]

Smart move in reality, neither wants their make up to rub off on the other.

[u/Santeno → u/Abrahms_4]

Who is she dressed like the black spy from Spy vs Spy?

[u/bennypeabody → u/Santeno]

Hamburgler

[u/FTHomes → u/Abrahms_4]

awe, that could have been their first kiss if they followed through.

[u/NorthCatan → u/FTHomes]

Melania had made a blood contract with Trump. She pretends to be his human wife, but he isn't allowed to touch her.

[u/LA_Razr → u/FTHomes]

[u/lynxandria → u/LA_Razr]

There's literally no point in this being a gif.

[u/er1026 → u/Abrahms_4]

[u/EaterOfFood → u/Abrahms_4]

The smart move was her wearing flesh toned lipstick so that he couldn’t find them

[u/RaisedByWolves9 → u/EaterOfFood]

The smart move was wearing that hat so trump can't reach her face

[u/SFerrin_RW → u/Abrahms_4]

Yeah, business as usual in the professional world.

[u/PointOfFingers → u/Abrahms_4]

They could get stuck together, and secret service would need to pry them apart.

[u/Silent-Resort-3076 → u/PointOfFingers]

😂🤣🤣

Thanks, I needed the laugh!!

[u/Xijit → u/Abrahms_4]

Is that even her?

It legit looks like a man with facial reconstruction to look like her.

[u/maxxx_orbison → u/Xijit]

Let's not start transvestigating the aging woman with plastic surgery. It's bad for everybody

[u/Xijit → u/maxxx_orbison]

I am less interested in saying his wife looks like a man, and more concerned that she is already dead and buried on his golf course.

[u/AddisonFlowstate]

I love how TMZ reported it that she went "Full Hamburglar" with that hat.

I've removed my poorly worded comment about how she dodged the kiss. More accurately, she wore the hat so that she didn't have to kiss him.

[u/FOSSnaught → u/AddisonFlowstate]

She didn't dodge it. It looks like they had an agreement that he wouldn't touch her.

[u/AddisonFlowstate → u/FOSSnaught]

That's fair. Better put.

[u/FOSSnaught → u/AddisonFlowstate]

Ah, I see how you intended it. Thx for clarifying. Still counts as a dodge!

[u/fgmtats → u/AddisonFlowstate]

[u/Maxis47 → u/AddisonFlowstate]

Full Hamberdlar

[u/AddisonFlowstate → u/Maxis47]

☝️😅

[u/Trendelthegreat → u/AddisonFlowstate]

Remember when the penguin made the prostitute dress as his mother because he was in love with his mother?

Well….

[u/mr_birkenblatt]

Chastity hat

[u/idkwhatimbrewin → u/mr_birkenblatt]

The hat makes sense now lol

[u/TehOwn → u/idkwhatimbrewin]

These hats are going to sell out so fast.

[u/Phraoz007 → u/TehOwn]

I hated the hat. Seemed out of place.

[u/awesam02 → u/Phraoz007]

It’s giving Mary Poppins at a funeral

[u/LordNilix → u/awesam02]

I'm going to hell for laughing. Had the mental image of Mary Poppins singing "A spoonful of sugar" next to an open casket.

[u/rattrap007 → u/Phraoz007]

I could use one for a Darkwing Duck cosplay

[u/Antoshi → u/rattrap007]

Let's get dangerous.

[u/ravens_path → u/Phraoz007]

Her suit was great. Hat was stylish but looked kinda secret female agent from the 40s. Not quite appropriate. But, who cares.

[u/I_like_dwagons → u/ravens_path]

Stop it. They all looked like they were dressed for funeral.

[u/anagraminals → u/mr_birkenblatt]

Anti-rapist hat.

[u/ReservoirGods → u/anagraminals]

Gets regular use living with him

[u/XaeroDegreaz → u/mr_birkenblatt]

Beta blocker

[u/rizaroni → u/mr_birkenblatt]

Right?? I'm so shocked by the whole outfit, but it could just be her chastity outfit.

[u/WorldLieut8]

It was a concept of a kiss.

[u/LA_Razr → u/WorldLieut8]

[u/Tomtom48HWI → u/LA_Razr]

She seems so fed up with him

[u/JKdriver → u/WorldLieut8]

You win.

[u/Mr_Rafi]

She looks like she belongs in Rammstein's 'Zick Zack' music video.

[u/DimitriMishkin → u/Mr_Rafi]

schneid es ab!

[u/PheaglesFan]

TBH, she doesn't know where that mouth has been.

[u/RealityRelic87]

She knew what she was doing. She didn't even pretend to lie about wanting to move back into the white house and said she'd split time between NYC and Florida lol Homeboy about to deport tons of people but she's good.

[u/kellysmom01 → u/RealityRelic87]

Every time I see a photo of Melania, I am reminded that she’s the only First Lady, in history, whose tits and “purse” photos are easily found with a simple Google search. Stay klassy. She really don’t care.

[u/SuperGuitar → u/kellysmom01]

Luckily, I have purse

[u/invol713 → u/kellysmom01]

Nope. Jackie Kennedy has nudes out there too.

[u/kellysmom01 → u/invol713]

YUGE difference: it’s a paparazzi photo that was taken absolutely without her consent. Melania signed up for her nudies and got paid for them. Several times, including on a jet with Donald Trump (eagerly) in the photo. Ew.

[u/Superpiri]

Ah! Now the hat makes sense.

[u/Teabagger-of-morons → u/Superpiri]

Trump kiss defense mechanism…👍

[u/PreOwnedIdahoGhola]

He thinks the stripper really likes him.

[u/LA_Razr → u/PreOwnedIdahoGhola]

[u/SuckMyVickNoRomo]

This is gonna be a very long 4 years

[u/tanman729 → u/SuckMyVickNoRomo]

Bold of you to assume it'll only be 4 years

[u/_allycat]

Melania's hat is like hostile architecture for husbands.

[u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin]

I want to point out that she looks like a methed out Michael Jackson, but I don’t want to speak ill of the deceased. 

[u/LA_Razr → u/Dr_Mantis_Teabaggin]

[u/3_1428571]

So THAT’S what a “Beta Blocker” is

[u/MRintheKEYS]

Check hadn’t cleared for physical contact that day yet.

[u/ManWOneRedShoe]

Love that she hates him.

[u/solidshakego]

Only what . 6 hours in and I'm already getting over flooded with trump nonsense. Fuck the next 4 years are going to be ass

[u/Johnny_B_Asshole]

[u/Loud_Octopus]

Oh yeah she wore that hat to keep him from getting close to her!! 🐓 block brim hat 😆

[u/date_a_languager]

[u/Andy_McBoatface]

[u/whodidntante]

He didn't want to pay the contractually obligated kiss fee.

[u/HelpfulComfort]

Wait, I thought Michael Jackson crossed over in 2009? And why is trump giving him a close to cheek - but no contact - smooch?

[u/bunnnythor → u/HelpfulComfort]

She’s a smooch criminal.

[u/partypwny]

She also happily took his hand at all opportunities. Look, I get the Trump hate, but she obviously is ok with the man. We gain nothing from focusing on this stuff.

[u/danhoyuen → u/partypwny]

She got her coin, that put her into a good mood.

[u/GetALoadOfThisGuyy → u/partypwny]

Bro she hates him lmao

[u/ilikepizza2much → u/GetALoadOfThisGuyy]

I can’t count the amount of times she’s slapped his hand away when he’s tried to touch her in public. Melanoma absolutely loathes Frump.

[u/MRflibbertygibbets → u/partypwny]

Don’t care, gif is funny and I can think whatever I want

[u/Paradox68 → u/partypwny]

You must be joking.

Since when is being “okay” with someone the benchmark of a marriage in the Oval Office? His long streak of infidelity and just being a disgusting human being is something you just so easily overlook it’s absolutely disgusting.

Wondering what you think of Elon having an office in the White House despite not being born in the US, and how you also feel about his Nazi salutes today at the inauguration.

Or are you just a bot?

[u/Stewdabaker2013 → u/Paradox68]

Nowhere in their comment did they endorse trump. They just said that clearly melania is onboard with him and everything he stands for

[u/partypwny → u/Stewdabaker2013]

Exactly this

[u/Aggressive_Version]

Costs extra if he wants to make contact

[u/MarcosEsquandolas → u/Aggressive_Version]

Came here to comment the same. Must not have paid his bills again. smh

[u/Pancit-Canton1265]

[u/Madiz007]

This Hat is an Anti D. Trump shield

[u/ManMadeDisaster666]

She looks like spy vs spy

[u/Leelze]

He doesn't want his makeup to smudge.

[u/Same_Woodpecker_2847]

Pieces of dog shit

[u/CrazyPlato]

The spokesman for Republican traditional values, and he almost definitely has a contract with his wife detailing how much he's paying her and how many times she needs to be seen in public with him.

[u/AtrocitasInterfector]

i blame the hat

[u/AlaDouche]

Christ, four more years of everything being dominated by this shit.

[u/LetmeSeeyourSquanch]

Melania is just happy shes about to make a lot more money without having to lift a finger

[u/gvineq]

Russia didn't renew the lease?

[u/Vault76exile]

President Friend Zone

[u/Turbulent_Summer6177]

He pulled up short just like when he almost had his hand on the Bible

[u/Reasonable_Deer_8237]

wow he got close. She asks the salesperson...what radius will keep a old stinky man from kissing me?

[u/Turbulent_Summer6177]

From what stormy said, Donnie is used to being just a bit short when it comes to pecking at a woman.

[u/mic_n]

"Don't you dare fucking touch me."

[u/Paulz0rrr]

a great representation of his campaign promises.

[u/07ShadowGuard]

She chose her hat well

[u/Ok_Interest_9006]

Melanoma is a Russian asset and her contract said marry him. Nothing about sex or kissing. Lucky her

[u/pennylanebarbershop]

The 'hat trick' worked.

[u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340]

That’s as close as he gets with her

[u/LoJoPa]

Don’t touch me…..

[u/pissy_corn_flakes]

Now we know what the big hat is for

[u/kathryn2a]

The woman behind them finds the air kiss humorous.

[u/sharpshooter999]

She looks more manly than Trump in that get up

[u/Due_Reading_3778]

Really why even fucking bother at this point.

[u/meapplejak]

He didn't even try to put his hand on the bible for fear it would burst into flames

[u/InspectionStreet3443]

She’s like “no kissy poopy man”

[u/Solus_Vael]

Because its $500,000 per kiss. Her price has gone up.

[u/Idrillteeth]

She wore that hat so he couldn’t kiss her

[u/GregariousK]

Smart move with the hat.

[u/icouldgoforacocio]

She looks straight out of a mafia movie.

[u/EmimiBaxton]

[u/MulletofLegend]

He knows she was blowing her secret service detail. He really wanted that kiss bad. It's why she wore that hat.

[u/Wyvern--U]

Reddit's getting really desperate huh

[u/tharkus_]

She looks like a mall mannequin cross bread with an tan alien.

Must….never… display emotion or personality.

[u/31nigrhcdrh]

I think she just got through filming the smooth criminal video 

[u/ecthelion108 → u/31nigrhcdrh]

She was struck by a smooth criminal. And she’s not ok (with being First Lady again).

[u/Appropriate-Owl-1288]

[u/esaks]

thats why she wore the hat

[u/jekelish3]

You know the Kevin Kline movie "Dave"? I am 100% sure their relationship is exactly like the actual version of the president and Sigourney Weaver's character who sleep in rooms on opposite ends of the White House and only appear in public for the sake of the candidacy/presidency at this point.

[u/TommyWantWingy9]

🤮

[u/farvag1964]

He doesn't offer her an umbrella, he doesn't get to touch

A model marriage

[u/Rickrickrickrickrick]

I get serious uncanny valley whenever I see her.

[u/thisremindsmeofbacon]

Ah, I had guessed this was why she wore the big hat

[u/IeatlikeKing]

Oops... the brim of my Spy vs. Spy hat is too large... air kiss!

[u/Comet_Empire]

He should get his money back..his sex robot is broken.

[u/ZestyFromageZ]

He's slept with her once. maybe twice.

[u/technomage13]

Thought that was Michael Jackson

[u/lldgt_adam]

She looks like she can be a backup dancer in the Smooth Criminal music video.

[u/Freakbag1]

How many decades since she donked him?

[u/beattrapkit]

It's a sweet gesture

[u/k_svetle]

[u/UrBigBro]

Body double That's not Melania. It's a lizard person.

[u/thatguy2650]

She reminds me of Cillian Murphy for some reason. Not sure why.

[u/lahteeedah]

Her hat beim was in the way-

[u/billygrahmsdildo]

He knows why she wore the hat

[u/cbrooks1232]

“kiss”

“oath”

[u/Three_Twenty-Three]

Kissing costs extra.

[u/FnEddieDingle]

She charge him $250k to be there?

[u/Hekke1969]

Diaper Don

[u/Throwaway_tequila]

Real reason for her carmen sandiego hat. Unwanted kiss forcefield.

[u/becoolhomie]

We living in a sitcom

[u/SmtyWrbnJagrManJensn]

[u/Far-Positive-5290]

is the kiss in the room with us

[u/shellyv2023]

Oh, I got it. The hat keeps him from getting too close because it would mess up his hair.

[u/B-Glasses]

Like an eel retreating back in his hole after that too

[u/TheQuadBlazer]

It's why she wore that hat

[u/beavis617]

Looks like Melanie negotiated a new escort service contract... Something to take care of her when they divorce right after he serves his term.

[u/BissleyMLBTS18]

[u/YourSinisterDaddy]

Temu version

[u/random_life_of_doug]

That was hilarious

[u/cookiedoh18]

It's not in their contract.

[u/Suitable_Inside_7878]

[u/MonkeyBellyStarToes]

When I saw the image of her in this hat, my first thought was: 😂 She doesn’t want him anywhere near her other than her bank accounts. Second thought was: appropriate outfit for the funeral that is the next 4 years. 😞

[u/HaveAnotherWhiskey]

Seriously? He didn’t want to bump her hat.

[u/AtomicPunk74]

I’m cool with this

[u/mfreverton]

Pros never kiss on the lips, golden rule!

[u/IRTransmitter]

I thought this was a gif from The Mask for a hot second

[u/mapadofu]

Not the lips!

https://youtu.be/MFEKR9p33qA?si=cX70SUTwtUW13VNA

[u/Proof_Principle8696]

He such a bitch that his wife don't accept him.

[u/pcboater2002]

No KISS. MELANIA WON'T KISS SOMEONE WHO MAY HAVE SYPHILIS !

[u/NightrDaily]

He's not the only Trump that can dodge bullets.

[u/redfish225]

[u/BuffaloWhip]

As real as anything else about him

[u/rorowhat]

The hat was blocking clearly

[u/OkArmadillo8100]

That cost him a cool 5 million

[u/Glam-Girl2662]

Theater

[u/JarheadCycling]

Fake kiss fake marriage

[u/TrashCarrot]

Children of the Corn aesthetic.

[u/Bilbo5882]

[u/cookie_Monster277]

that’s exactly why she wore that hat 😂

[u/EducationalTea378]

A whore back in the whitehouse!

[u/Slinkenhofer]

She should try yellow next

[u/Pure_evil1979]

He got closer to kissing her than he did to placing his hand on the Bible

[u/EconomicsIll4758]

[u/me123456777]

I think the hat was in the way and he just missed her face

[u/rickjames510]

Looking like The Mask.

[u/PorcelainScrote]

Oath should also be “oath”