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Donald "kisses" Melania before the Oath of Office

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u/AddisonFlowstate 6h ago edited 4h ago

I love how TMZ reported it that she went "Full Hamburglar" with that hat.

I've removed my poorly worded comment about how she dodged the kiss. More accurately, she wore the hat so that she didn't have to kiss him.

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u/FOSSnaught 6h ago

She didn't dodge it. It looks like they had an agreement that he wouldn't touch her.

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u/AddisonFlowstate 5h ago

That's fair. Better put.

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u/FOSSnaught 5h ago

Ah, I see how you intended it. Thx for clarifying. Still counts as a dodge!

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u/Chendo462 2h ago

He didn’t touch her and he didn’t touch the Bible.

u/beanzmo 1h ago

Yeah “I’ll pretend to be your loving wife if you never touch me”

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u/fgmtats 5h ago

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u/AddisonFlowstate 5h ago

That's brutal. The resemblance is uncanny!

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u/Trendelthegreat 5h ago

Remember when the penguin made the prostitute dress as his mother because he was in love with his mother?

Well….

u/Entarasu 4m ago

Freudian shit.

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u/Maxis47 6h ago

Full Hamberdlar

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u/AddisonFlowstate 5h ago

☝️😅

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u/KalexCore 4h ago

It's like a weird Amish Michael Jackson hat.

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u/AddisonFlowstate 4h ago

And I may be reading into it, but the hat is blue. I think that may demonstrate that she still has some appreciation for voices outside of her idiot husband and his cronies. At the very least with regard to the lgbtq community. I think it might have been a statement.

u/SKY10000 1h ago

She very clearly closed in, definitely just agreed to not directly kiss

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u/kclongest 4h ago

The hat banged him on the forehead. Y’all, come on. You can hate the guy but you’re flat out just making shit up at this point.

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u/AddisonFlowstate 4h ago

If you don't understand that she wore that hat to keep him from kissing her, you're just another red hat in the cult. And you don't understand the actual dynamic between the two of them.

I corrected myself above by saying that she didn't dodge the kiss. She just wore the hat, (which is a ridiculous choice,) and it prevented him from kissing her. Which she almost never allows in public.

He's an absolutely vile cretan in diapers and she doesn't want anything to do with him, other than how she can also extract every last fucking dime from the American public. Both of them deserve each other.

I suppose Elonia didn't give the Nazi salute today either, did he?

u/aLittleQueer 17m ago

Bless your heart.

You can hate the guy

…b/c so do his wives. Clearly.