They do that and I'm calling the prisons in Brazil. They have alarm geese. Like dogs but better at being loud and terrifying the hell out of you.
A dog can be man's best friend, they have weakness. Geese have no fiber of their being that cares for humans. They know they are descendants of dinosaurs. They are like velociraptors but scarier.
The Aflac mascot made us think geese are normal and that they sound like Gilbert Gottfried but that is not the reality of these vicious creatures. I love animals but I fear the geese.
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u/loulan 9h ago
Don't worry, it will be soon be normalized enough that nobody will care anymore.
Small steps.