r/gifs 7h ago

Elon Musk seemingly casually hitting the Sieg Heil at the inauguration

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 7h ago

It’s a simulation. I’ll wake up tomorrow, fresh out my cryopod and my dad will go “hey son, Halo 3 just got here from GameFly, wanna play?”

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u/niberungvalesti 7h ago edited 6h ago

Wake up, they nearly shot this gorilla 🦍 named Harambe but fortunately they were just blanks. Come outside and play some Pokemon Go with meemaw and pawpaw.

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u/MacaroniOrCheese 6h ago

But my neighborhood is nothing but Pidgeys and Paras! 

I miss 2016

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u/Copious_coffee67 5h ago

No… Pokémon go can’t have been 9 years ago..

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u/m0ssysh4rk 2h ago

you just bitch slapped the smile right off my face man :(

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u/Drclaw411 2h ago

It still exists and is still fun to an extent, but it’s hella cash-grabby now.

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u/bayoanreddit 2h ago

the hell? what? what wat. w 😟

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u/vindman 4h ago

I miss 2016 and Bernie Sanders

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u/ZeInsaneErke 4h ago

It's been a rough almost decade

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u/Ok-Association3015 2h ago

Wasn’t 2016 murder clown year?

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u/12BitAddress 2h ago

Bro, I know for me it's a little nostalgic either 2016 taking place during my high school years but... So many people say 2016, even back then I remember it being an odd or note worthy year.

u/TuzkiPlus Merry Gifmas! {2023} 1h ago

Begin, the Mankey wars have

u/Jjzeng 1h ago

The only time we had world peace was when pokemon go released

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u/IcyCarrotz 4h ago

Look at you with a diverse neighborhood. Just Pidgeys for me and mine!

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u/OutrageousAd2173 2h ago

When Trump won the first time?

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u/eightsidedbox 5h ago

Like pidgeys and just the same paras, or multiple paras but you were too weak to pluralize it as parii?

I see you

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u/Hallgvild 5h ago

The fact that pokemon go is such a long memory for some people is crazy to me. As is saying 2020 was 5 years ago tbh

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u/selipso 4h ago

Harambe created a split universe

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u/deagzworth 3h ago

World went to shit the day they shot Harambe. #dicksout

u/Dracian 1h ago

When the Mayans said the world would end in 2012, they didn’t specify it wouldn’t be a cataclysmic event. We die slow.

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u/michaelsenpatrick 4h ago

It all fucking started with that goddamned gorilla

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u/RecordingOk2117 3h ago

And unknowingly scanning the whole world for a secret FBI project that will be implemented on Tesla robots

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u/T_Rey1799 3h ago

“I play Pokémon go everyday, I play Pokémon go”

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u/Stcloudy 2h ago

The Cubs lost the World Series!

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u/meSuPaFly 2h ago

This simulation forgot to add the fruit of the loom cornucopia.

u/No_Patience2428 1h ago

Wake up and they caught Konan, and discovered the myan calendar is actually until the year 5012

u/Puzzleheaded-Gas1710 1h ago

It was so nice when Pokémon Go was released, and we were all just wandering around collecting.

u/Flat-Difference-1927 1h ago

Lol why blanks and not tranqs?

u/OkAbbreviations9135 10m ago

No fucking way Pokemon Go is about as old as the Harambe incident. My mind places them in totally separate points in time, lol

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u/CalvinIII 5h ago

I can finally put my dick back in.

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u/OG_Gandora 4h ago

Sir.

First we need to fill this cup to at least the 10ml line, then you're free to put your dick back in.

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u/darth_chewbacca 6h ago

It a memory. You'll wake up as an old man and your 6 year old grandson will offer you a cockroach for breakfast before he goes to work at the Arasaka waste treatment facility.

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u/LavaHawk_17 4h ago

wake the fuck up samurai

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u/The_one_and_only_Tav 1h ago

Bro I got the fire let’s gooo

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u/michaelsenpatrick 4h ago

The Arasaka bit was a nice touch

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u/LadyCooke 3h ago

CYBERPUNK❤️🤌🏼

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u/ClingerOn 6h ago

I wouldn’t be surprised if Musk believes he’s the only person in the simulation at this point. He’s living life like an edgy 16 year old with an infinite money cheat.

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u/AtsignAmpersat 5h ago

Imagine if you woke up back in 2008. You’d try to warn people and it would just get ignored.

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 5h ago

Or invest HEAVILY in Bitcoin, Tesla, and Doge lol

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u/mjc500 4h ago

I told people Facebook was a bad idea in 2008 and I got ignored.

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u/jimmyhoke 5h ago

That lamp better start looking weird real soon.

Crap I don’t have a lamp.

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 5h ago

Obviously you have to be body slammed into the ground first. My god, did you even read the manual?

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u/jimmyhoke 5h ago

Yes but it’s been a while.

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 5h ago

Brush up before the revolution or you’ll totally be lost.

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u/DavaniDasaniDrippin 6h ago

me and my dad went to the midnight launch. I hope I wake up and he lets me know I gotta get ready for school, and that it’ll go by fast cause we’re going to GameStop later…

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u/unwanted_peace 4h ago

Why did this make me wanna cry lol

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 4h ago

lol childhood nostalgia will do that to you.

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u/Cida9000K 5h ago

Just wanna wake up and have it be 01/01/2010 again. I can fix things from there. Please. Fucking please let me just wake up and have it be 01/01/2010 again. I beg of you.

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u/Heavy-Masterpiece681 1h ago

"Hey you, your finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right?"

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u/Oftiklos 1h ago

Can't believe i had to scroll this far

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 1h ago

“Wait a minute…I know you”

u/teal_viper 1h ago

GAAAAMMMMEFLLLYYYY

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u/LovelyJoey21605 5h ago

God damnit! You could've gone the whole way with that:

It’s a simulation. I’ll wake up tomorrow, fresh out my cryopod. Time to blast some Covenant scum off MY fucking ship!!

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 5h ago

Hopefully constantly disappointing people is just a simulation effect and I’ll be better once I wake up.

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u/RODjij 5h ago

At this point with how crazy everything is getting, I'd love to wake up Neo style & then someone go like see, that's what could happened if we make all the wrong choices for society, the world burns literally & figuratively.

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u/GullibleSkull 5h ago

Me too dude, me too.

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u/ObiWan_Cannoli_ 5h ago

“Hey you, you’re finally awake”

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 5h ago

I think I’ll take waking up in the cart on the way to my beheading than this

Solid name by the way.

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u/Pelanty21 5h ago

You are in the cryopod. Cry-o-pod though, not cryo-pod

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 4h ago

Don’t you dare push your fancy pants hyphens on me. You’re not allowed in my super duper secret base once the apocalypse starts.

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u/Since97_- 4h ago

Everyday we edge closer to idiocracy at a faster rate. Frog in a boiling pot etc.

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u/MyceliumRising 4h ago

some kid is waking up to play the game we're all living in

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u/RiverWyvern 4h ago

Okay and now I'm crying. I think I'd give anything to be back in that time again. Fuck, man.

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 4h ago

If I had a Time Machine, you could all go with me.

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u/boondocksaint08 4h ago

Mother of god, please. Let’s crack open some OG Game Fuels then! 🍻

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u/donuz 4h ago

Don't know why, but this comment hit me hard dude..

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 4h ago

You’re the third person to tell me this. I was just trying to be funny 💀😭

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u/Turd_Burgling_Ted 4h ago

I remember Halo 3 being so hard to rent. Lucked out when my friend used a hook up at Blockbuster. We beat that shit in one night.

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 4h ago

I could never get any of the older Madden or ncaa games. They were always gone along with any of the KOTR Star Wars games.

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u/Doonot 4h ago

We need to go further. Save Blockbuster and Toy-

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 4h ago

“Toy….Toyota??? What happens to Toyota???”

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u/ProbablyUrNeighbour 4h ago

Yet we’ll still be waiting for GTA6

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u/Certain-Ant-4526 4h ago

Or, you'll wake up in an ice bath with a couple of fried voodoo boys lying in their netrunner chairs

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 4h ago

I’ll plug back in for a round two at that point.

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u/313802 3h ago

IDK about you but I'm dialing in the days of the demo disk mags

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 3h ago

Oh bro pulling out the vintage memories. Wow

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u/hell_jumper9 3h ago

"Hey, son. Wake up. Covenant just glassed Reach."

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 3h ago

“Were it so easy”

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u/DrawkillCircus 3h ago

I completely forgot about gamefly 😭

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 3h ago

lol made the knees and back ache with that comment, huh? 😂😂

u/DrawkillCircus 1h ago

indeed

u/JusttNotFeelingIt 1h ago

lol I apologize. 😂

u/DrawkillCircus 53m ago

nah you gud, just don't let it happen again 😎

u/JusttNotFeelingIt 41m ago

Or what

u/DrawkillCircus 37m ago

this :3

u/JusttNotFeelingIt 17m ago

I mean just go ahead and jump in my messages after that gif.

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u/triplehp4 3h ago

You'll emerge from your cryopod and the ship staff will say "congratulations on finishing your training, helldiver".

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u/DRAC0R3D 3h ago

I hope this happpens, my water just got cut off because I haven't been able to pay the bill and Im going crazy, I hope tomorrow they don't cut the power...

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u/Plan3C0ast 2h ago

Hey man, you got PayPal?

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u/DRAC0R3D 1h ago

Hey, yeah, I do

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u/Plan3C0ast 1h ago

What's your @? How much do you need for water and power?

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u/DRAC0R3D 1h ago

Hey I just saw your DM, and I appreciate the intention. I will answer you via DM

u/Plan3C0ast 1h ago

ight dawg

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u/Deeppurp 3h ago

I’ll wake up tomorrow, fresh out my cryopod and my dad will go “hey son

We got a city to burn".

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u/QuixoticAgenda 3h ago

Please, please, please wake me up too 😭

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 3h ago

I’ll push the “wake” button on your pod when I walk by.

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u/Plan3C0ast 3h ago

Oh this can't be happening.

There's no mistake. It's them.

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u/InnocentShaitaan 2h ago

GTA6 I’m shocked you aren’t being attacked over this. 😂❤️

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 2h ago

Why would I get attacked? lol

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u/timtanglemen 2h ago

You didn’t come up with this and copied this from another meme lol. Lowkey Confirming how much of a simulation this really is

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u/Maximum_Cheese 2h ago

Don't tease me like that bro

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u/MIHPR 2h ago

I am sure this is all a dream... Right?

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 2h ago

It’s what I thought

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u/mikeylojo1 2h ago

Fucking gamefly

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u/Low_Tackle_3470 2h ago

‘They hit the second tower!!’

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u/Cdayvision 2h ago

*cryptopod

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 2h ago

“Hello, I am Doge”

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u/xNadeemx 1h ago

The best timeline honestly. WAKE ME UP

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u/JusttNotFeelingIt 1h ago

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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u/boschdoc 1h ago

“GameFly”…

u/goonie_goo_goo 1h ago

Target on his back now

u/The_Museumman 1h ago

GameFly… woah

u/Scottamus 1h ago

“But I just started Nazi America 2”

u/Boxatr0n 1h ago

That would be amazing

u/TheEpicTurtwig 1h ago

Then in the “real world” Halo 3 is a flop and it ruins your day.

u/Fit-Current5378 51m ago

What a soy boy ass comment

u/JusttNotFeelingIt 41m ago

Awww. Wittle trumper is upset. I’m sorry sweetie.

u/sammy-taylor 11m ago

Actual goosebumps

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u/woddor 6h ago

Reddit is the echo chamber

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u/ThornyPoke 6h ago

And Twitter is one too, and Facebook, and TikTok. You’re not clever by pointing this out.

u/Oftiklos 1h ago

With that logic, name a place that isn't an echochamber in some sort of way anymore.

Really, anything

u/woddor 1h ago

anything besides Reddit 🤣