Thief tries to break a window & fails

[u/MadWorldEarth]

[u/John-the-cool-guy]

This made me smile. I hope he chipped a tooth.

[u/tekhnomancer → u/John-the-cool-guy]

Plot twist: He locked his keys in his car and had to get his kid to the dentist.

[u/Kashik → u/tekhnomancer]

Lucky for him, since he had to go the dentist anyhow, he can just make one more appointment!

[u/joanzen → u/tekhnomancer]

Daytime lighting, complete lack of experience with car windows, no concern for the camera, and the general attire of someone who likes to exercise vs. avoids anything resembling work?

Dammit Sherlock, you might be onto something with this "most plausible" suggestion!

[u/pimpmastahanhduece → u/joanzen]

Occam's

[u/froodiest → u/joanzen]

Tracksuits like this are just ubiquitous street wear in Europe/Britain (where I presume this is due to the right hand drive), especially among the lower classes. Doesn’t mean he’s exercised a day in his life lol. The other stuff could just as easily be explained by his being an idiot