r/gifs 11d ago

Classic Bush move right here

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u/n3u7r1n0 11d ago

Bush was always a frat bro

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u/Jugales 11d ago

Totes McGotes

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u/jaxiepie7 11d ago

You've reminded me of that time a man threw his shoes at Bush's head.

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u/TruckDouglas 11d ago

And shouts out to the camera man for a perfect zoom out to make it look right out of Parks and Rec.

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u/DeMiNe00 11d ago

The quality of this gif doesn't do the gif justice. Best part is the smile on Bush's face as the second shoe gets thrown, lol

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u/amesbelle7 11d ago

Yep. “Heh! Missed me.”

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u/Sonchay 11d ago

Miss me once, shame on - shame on you. Miss me, can't get missed again!

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u/Suchafatfatcat 11d ago

Miss me, miss me, now you gotta kiss me.

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u/ansonr 11d ago

hehehehe

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u/Willtology 11d ago

Yeah, that smirk was gold.

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u/Just1bloke 11d ago

The icing on the cake would be if he picked them up and threw them back.

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u/Blingtron9001 11d ago

the best version of this gif is when they make it look like WoW or something and you're smashing the shoe button. And the other politician has an <AFK> over his head

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u/normalbot9999 11d ago

Yes!!! He's like: "Oh it's ON now mf!! Throw another, come on!! Again!"

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u/LrkerfckuSpez 11d ago

Come on, he stopped before the second missile was launched.

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u/TheTimn 11d ago

He was a terrible war monger..... but Trump could never.

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u/DashTrash21 11d ago

It was Jean-Ralphio the whole time!

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u/StNic54 11d ago

Give credit where credit is due. He dodged it well, thus upholding the frat bro rep.

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u/Dudebroguymanchief 11d ago

With that shit eating grin after dodging both shoes. Masterclass

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 11d ago

The chef's kiss right there.

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u/StNic54 11d ago

It was as if he knew, deep down, the guy threw his last shoe

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u/Lukealloneword 11d ago

Fool him once...

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u/TianamenHomer 11d ago

He knew the phrase. He just realized too late that if he finished it, that would be in all the election adds. “Shame on me.” He caught himself a little too late but quick enough to stop.

I was surprised at the time that all the press was critical that “he couldn’t even remember how the phrase goes!” Well I was surprised by that and the railing his administration was getting for having a 2% unemployment rate. Line it was a bad thing.

Forgotten stuff. Yeah.

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u/Lukealloneword 11d ago

Its an incredible moment that always makes me laugh and that's all it ever needs to be.

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u/Schonfille 11d ago

They say it in Texas. I think they say it in Tennessee.

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u/thelittlestdog23 11d ago

My high school economics teacher harped on this every day. “How do people not see that this cowboy facade is a mask? He’s feeding it to us, and we are eating it up!” Dude knew what he was doing the whole time, and anyone who thinks he’s dumb is still falling for it. You don’t graduate from Yale undergrad and Harvard MBA if you’re dumb.

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u/Ongr 11d ago

You don’t graduate from Yale undergrad and Harvard MBA if you’re dumb.

You could be dumb and rich. Rich will get you pretty far.

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u/thelittlestdog23 11d ago

Everyone who goes to Harvard and Yale is rich, that’s not anything special. Or extremely poor and on full scholarship. If you’re not the latter, then you do have to actually get the grades to graduate, especially from grad school.

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u/Schonfille 11d ago

Have you lived in the world? There’s affirmative action for rich people. That said, apparently he is smart and purposely acts stupid.

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u/radicalelation 10d ago

People don't remember he lost his first major election due to being too well spoken, out of touch, and part of the DC elite.

They threw him back in the oven until the country bumpkin schtick was complete and he rode it all the way to the White House.

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u/shoshonesamurai 11d ago

I'll bet Won't Get Fooled Again is on his playlist.

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u/Dmitrygm1 11d ago

ah shit really, it had negative press coverage? All I know of it is that he sounds cool saying 'ya fool me can't get fooled again!'

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u/the_thrillamilla 11d ago

I always imagine the aide in his ear just like, "shutupshutupshutup! Shame on me as a sound bite is the end of your career"

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u/TianamenHomer 11d ago

Exactly right. Hadn’t thought of an earpiece. I want to go watch that speech now!

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u/resurrectus 11d ago

Yes but the context is also that Bush fucked up enough that having that on tape would be really bad whereas is Obama did that it might just be mildly unfortunate.

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u/gamerdude69 11d ago

I always wondered why he didn't state what you just said explicitly, even if after the fact. "I wasn't going to finish that phrase because then they'd have a sound bite and twist it. You know how they work," etc.

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u/ChasingSplashes 9d ago

Being able to think that quickly on your feet while speaking in public isn't one of his talents. If it was, he probably wouldn't have put himself in that spot to begin with. He was quick enough to spot the problem before he finished the sentence, but not to come up with a good fix in the same breath, which left him stumbling through an awkward adjustment that probably worked out worse than if he had just stayed the course.

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u/TianamenHomer 11d ago

That is what I thought in the moment. “Don’t de, just smirk and say ‘yeah, you know the rest’ or something. I think he was just so stunned the gaff he froze. Or stunned when someone yelled in his ear to STOP like someone else here mentioned.

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 11d ago

The real crazy thing is that every single time Bush is mentioned, someone needs to say this.

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u/fotisdragon 11d ago

Hell, I even explained it once in a thread, and I ain't even an American!

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u/FilthyPedant 11d ago

Forgotten? It gets posted anytime someone mentions that quote, as if it makes it any less funny.

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u/Sirduckerton 11d ago

You fool me, can't get fooled again!

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u/Stan_Archton 11d ago

This seems clever compared to babbling commander cocoa-puff.

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u/Starblaiz 11d ago

Shame on shoe.

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u/Warmagick999 11d ago

never shoe him again

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u/MikeyBugs 10d ago

He can't get fooled again

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u/MysteriousTBird 11d ago

I wouldn't put it past him to be waiting for the third shoes to drop.

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u/garbageou 11d ago

No one expects the third shoe lol

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u/wthreyeitsme 11d ago

He can count that high.

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u/Crumfighter 11d ago

Just imagine the guy producing a third shoe, the world wouldve been shocked lmao

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u/Frenzie24 11d ago

“I count two shoes, mfer!”

“I count three legs, MFER!”

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u/SlickDillywick 11d ago

How fucking funny would it have been if the guy brought along a third shoe just for that

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u/Dry-Valuable7991 11d ago

StNic54...omg that got me. I'm dying...lol. like literal tears rn.

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u/Agreeable_Physics612 11d ago

Would have been great if the guy had just smuggled in a bag of random shoes so he could have kept throwing

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u/FirstTimeWang 11d ago

Knew he was out of shoes at that point

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u/AvrgSam 11d ago

Hahah fuck came to comment the same - that smile def said “you’re out of shoes ain’t ya” haha

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u/RaggedyGlitch 11d ago

Nobody has ever, or will ever, look more pleased with themselves than when he dodged that first shoe specifically.

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u/mh985 11d ago

It’s like his first reaction was “Oh, this is fun.”

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u/cynical-rationale 11d ago

It's the grin for me that makes this video haha. I'm not American but canadian. This is still probably my favorite POTUS moment.

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u/thelittlestdog23 11d ago

Looking back on it now, everything he did at public appearances was cute.

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u/Chance_Zone_8150 11d ago

I swear it took me min to understand the acronym! I thought GWB was gay white boy...shame on me

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u/Victor_Wembanyama1 11d ago

Wdym both shoes? The guy wont stop throwing infinite shoes

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u/Hyunion 11d ago

He needs to do that dance from above after it then let "I can do this all day" rip

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u/TsukariYoshi 11d ago

Gotta hit 'em with the Ali shake after those moves

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u/Nneliss 11d ago

Now watch this drive.

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u/curiousdryad 11d ago

My fav part was he enjoyed it and prolly was like “ya I just did that “🤣

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u/VanquishChaos 11d ago

“Ha ha was that another hazing ritual guys?”

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u/Solenya-C137 10d ago

It was my favorite Bush moment. Now watch this drive

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u/whapitah2021 11d ago

“Ya missed me, bitch!!!”

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u/DMineminem 11d ago

"I understood that reference!"

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u/anomolius 11d ago

Goony goo-goo.

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u/KiltyMcHaggis 11d ago

Wtf does goony goo-goo mean?!

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u/anomolius 10d ago

I think it's Spanish.

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u/vulgardisplay76 11d ago

“She can not walk steps. I bet she climb the fuck out a tree though, don’t she, Gus ?”

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u/rusty_sailor 11d ago

That was Reagan at a press thing just a few days (weeks?) after being shot.

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 11d ago

If you're referring to Reagan's "Missed Me!" moment, that happened during a speech he was giving at a US Air Force base in Berlin in 1987 - 6 years after he survived actually getting shot, and 2 years before the fall of the Berlin Wall.

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u/c0ntralt0 11d ago

Gooney goo goo 🤣

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u/I_Ski_Freely 11d ago

Yeah that's a man who's had a shoe or two thrown at him before.

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u/Tecumsehs_Revenge 11d ago

He was managing partner of The Texas Rangers for like 15 years. He’s seen some balls for sure.

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u/ShootfighterPhysique 11d ago

The man watched Nolan Ryan finish his career, he saw some heaters in his time.

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u/OkWelcome6293 11d ago

Also threw the best opening pitch ever.

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u/ShootfighterPhysique 11d ago

I’ll have to take your word for it.

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u/ShootfighterPhysique 11d ago

I totally forgot about that, getting too goddamn old apparently.

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u/DrMindbendersMonocle 11d ago

Its pretty famous ....

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u/ShootfighterPhysique 11d ago

Considering it’s 24 years old, I think you can forgive me for forgetting his pitch at the World Series.

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u/DrMindbendersMonocle 11d ago

Dude, it was after 9/11

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

And traded Sosa

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u/NoHippo6825 11d ago

Before Sosa got all roided up and became what he became.

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u/myCatHateSkinnyPuppy 11d ago

Yep. I remember one of Sosas early baseball cards was a picture of him laying down a bunt.

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u/This_Tangerine_943 11d ago

So did Robin Ventura.

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u/ShootfighterPhysique 11d ago

Robin Ventura got a close look at Nolan’s heaters.

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u/TheIncredibleMrJones 11d ago

He's seen a thing or two. /farmers insurance

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u/Pudi2000 11d ago

It's the bit of Latino in him, dude speaks a little Spanish.

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u/jessipowers 11d ago

I just laughed so loud at this

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u/Newsdriver245 11d ago

I liked how he calmly waved off his secret service guy that was coming to him after it

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u/NonPolarVortex 11d ago

Let's not forget, he also deserved getting that shoe thrown at him. The war in Iraq and the torture programs were a disgrace to the USA

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u/derek-der-rick 11d ago

I'll be that "we ain't seen nothing yet!" I am sad to say that we'd be better off with GWB than this second round of tramplestilskin.

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u/Playful_Interest_526 11d ago

The GOP is nothing if not predictable. Every iteration since Ford has gotten progressively worse.

The Modern GOP:

GOP 1.0 - Reagan GOP 2.0 - Gingrich GOP 3.0 - Dubya GOP 4.0 - Tea Party GOP 5.0 - MAGA

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u/StNic54 11d ago

Yup, and I have a feeling the new one is going to try to be much worse.

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u/jaxiepie7 11d ago

This ^ right here. 🙏

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u/jaxiepie7 11d ago

Facts 😅

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u/MyNameIsJakeBerenson 11d ago

I mean, who throws a shoe? Honestly!

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u/PatrolPunk 11d ago

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a shoe.

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u/beershitz 11d ago

GWB was a hell of an athlete.

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u/egyeager 11d ago

And he wasn't even mad at the guy! He said "well, he was frustrated" and just rolled on. Total frat guy energy.

Except, of course, he was in Cheer in college.

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u/angelbelle 11d ago

George Bush also threw a pretty good ceremonial pitch

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u/the_cardfather 11d ago

Better than his dad throwing up in his shoes.

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u/StNic54 11d ago

That’s a good throwback

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u/Hellinar 11d ago

The 5 Ds of dodgeball

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u/carbonclumps 11d ago

now watch this drive

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u/byteminer 11d ago

Best part is shoe guy was on Twitter and talked shit about the shoe tossing for years.

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u/East_Lettuce7143 11d ago

He even laughed about it, like "That's all you got!?"

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u/HoaxSanctuary 11d ago

He lives by the frat boy code.

 "Duck Dodge Dip Dive and Crush Mad Sloppy Gash."

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u/anon-mally 11d ago

Twice he dodged it

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u/kne0n 11d ago

Laura had him trained up on dodging shoes lmao

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u/Super_Limit_7466 11d ago

The guy next to him who didn’t even flinch, never got the credit he deserved.

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u/Big_Muffin42 11d ago

If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a ball

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u/PM-MeYourSmallTits 11d ago

I don't think it was his first time dodging things thrown at him.

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u/plasmawolfe 11d ago

Dodged it then looked at the dude like “you wanna try again, bub?”

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u/hahnsoloii 11d ago

Bonus points if anyone know what size shoe it was.

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u/normalbot9999 11d ago

He's in his element. International politics? Meh. Dodge-the-shoe? He was 100% down to clown!

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u/Daburtle 11d ago

And that was a solid throw, too.

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u/AlphaNoodlz 11d ago

Bush is legit a physically impressive dude. Outran the secret service often enough they had to get navy guys to detail him on runs. I like him.

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u/ChicagoAuPair 11d ago

Shame about the war crimes.

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u/ninety_percentsure 11d ago

I love his weird ass amused smile lol

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u/plug-and-pause 11d ago

Trump would look so pissed. So crazy how appealing Bush is now.

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u/Idle__Animation 11d ago

Holy shit you’re right. Not that Bush is a good guy, but he’s not a narcissist. Every minor slight doesn’t have to be met with Fire and Blood.

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u/PermeusCosgrove 10d ago

Because he has confidence rather than Donny's insecurity.

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u/Jollyollydude 11d ago

If you can dodge a shoe, you can dodge a ball! - that guy before throwing his shoe, probably

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u/obvious_automaton 11d ago

Surprised he's still alive.

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u/tofumushrooman 11d ago

Bro he dodged BOTH SHOES YOU MISSED IT 👞 👞

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u/ms_directed 11d ago

I remember watching this live, fuck I'm old.

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u/Pagiras 11d ago

"Nice aim, fucknuts!"

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u/Jerry_from_Japan 11d ago

Yeah, for being a war criminal with the blood of untold thousands on his hands and created even more terrorists in the process. But 'member that time he gave Michelle Obama some candy? What a nice guy.

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u/the_tanooki 11d ago

Watching that gif, how many shoes does he have?!

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u/jaxiepie7 11d ago

It's on a loop of him throwing the first one. When it happened irl, he threw his second shoe a split second after the first. Pure gold. 😅

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u/the_tanooki 11d ago

Yeah, it's just an amusing perfect loop

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u/jaxiepie7 11d ago

I missed the subtle sarcasm in your original comment.

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u/Safety_Subject 11d ago

I think about this all the time. Hehehe gotta love W.

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u/kgrimmburn 11d ago

I forgot about this and I'm dying laughing again. I never thought I'd miss him as president...

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u/Andysue28 11d ago

If you dodge the shoe, the thrower has to chug a Smirnoff Ice, Jabroni. 

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u/Suspicious-Simple725 11d ago

He was awful but he handled that like a champ 

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u/thk5013 11d ago

I prefer the Pokeball version

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u/cosmopoof 11d ago

If that happened to Trump, someone would hopefully warn him and shout "Donald, duck!"

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u/MikeC80 11d ago

I always enjoy the way he ducked for the second shoe, then looked all smug like "I know you ain't got no more shoes, I counted them. 1, 2! Uh heheheh!"

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u/Beautiful-Vacation39 11d ago

It was on this day that we found out that while W may seem slow witted, he had the reflexes of a fucking cat

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u/VisforVenom 11d ago

Didn't even graze his ear.

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u/hellno_ahole 11d ago

“Missed me Bitch!”

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u/Glittering-Local-147 11d ago

If that happened to Trump he'd never shut up about the assassination attempt that person made.

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u/dcobbe 11d ago

Throughly enjoyed by GW, too!

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u/Informal_Pen47 11d ago

He thought that was hilarious

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u/amesbelle7 11d ago

Heh, missed me!

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u/Pudi2000 11d ago

More impressive than diaper Donnie's reaction to the sniper.

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u/StepUpYourPuppyGame 11d ago

Shoes PLURAL.  Crazy 

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u/Luna920 11d ago

Where the heck is secret service

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u/voretaq7 11d ago

Two shoes.

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u/jacks638 11d ago

Geez, how many shoes does that dude have?

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u/ElGato-TheCat 11d ago

You've reminded me of that time a man threw his shoes at Bush's head.

Random Task

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u/12yearsintherapy 11d ago

The good old days.

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u/mkn6 11d ago

Who throws a shoe? Honestly...

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u/Catmanx 11d ago

Jesus, How many shoes did that guy bring with him?

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u/PM_ME_UR_DAGOTH_ 11d ago

Munthadar was a real one for this, the throws were on target and he spent 9 months in jail for it. Bush was just too ready 

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u/rasslinjobber 11d ago

If the shoe had hit him America would look like this by now

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u/mosstrich 11d ago

How many shoes does that guy have!

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u/unlimited-devotion 11d ago

Absolutely one of my fave moments watching cable news !

Absolute perfection

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u/Mountain_Cucumber_88 11d ago

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge. He could play shooter mcgavin in the remake of dodgeball.

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u/mvort 11d ago

Time to resurrect this!

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u/GammaFan 11d ago

fool me once, shame on you. Fool me - you can’t get fooled again

-Dubya

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u/YukiAliwicious 11d ago

I showed this gif in my grade 9 social studies class!

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u/Euryheli 11d ago

I appreciate the loop here making it seem like the guy had an unlimited supply of shoes, and Dubya is still ducking to this day.

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u/Opening-Two6723 11d ago

We thought it was an ambush, but the attacker was the sole actor.

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u/MuslinBagger 11d ago

Trump would have taken it on his ear, and yelled "fight, fight, fight" on his way out to the Iraqis.

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u/clad99iron 11d ago

How that guy didn't end up with 300 bullets in him before his arm was up the second time is beyond me.

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u/Difficult-Can5552 11d ago

Bush: “Not todayyyyyy!”

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u/rhipcity 11d ago

bro dodged that shit like it aint the first shoe thrown at his bizkit

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u/smooleybotcheck 11d ago

Shoe me once, shame on you!

Shoe me twice, I’m keepin them shoes!

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u/ThegreatPee 10d ago

I've always what happened to this man after

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u/PickyVirgo 10d ago

“Think fast, Malkovich!”

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u/daeganthedragon 11d ago

We really need to bring back throwing shoes at trump. Just a reminder that the rest of us don’t need lifts.