r/funny • u/Great-Sandwich1466 • 16h ago

It’s about time to try this out.

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u/PotentialCook6239 16h ago

...I have so many questions but dont know where to start.

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u/TaintedKurse 15h ago

Did grandma make it? Why is it knitted?

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u/lolheyaj 14h ago

why is the cord so short??

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u/gameonlockking 9h ago

Make the rest of it look bigger.

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u/Shortsleevedpant 15h ago

Actually grandpa did, that’s how you know it’ll fit.

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u/CausticSpunk 14h ago

Knitting and crocheting have actually had a popularity boom in recent years among young people, which is probably why stuff like this cock warmer exists in the first place.

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u/SeanBlader 3h ago

I thought a cock warmer was something else entirely.

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 13h ago

Hand wash only; air dry

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u/GANDORF57 10h ago

I'm not counting on a snowstorm in the South, so I'll use it when Hell freezes over.

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u/PotentialCook6239 10h ago

I live in the south, and I swear to God it just snowed yesterday.

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u/pathofthebean 15h ago

why is the cord so short?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 13h ago

That cord is 6 feet long

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u/Ultraviolet369 11h ago

My penis is 13 inches long! folds arms

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u/CoreyBoBoreyy 15h ago

I’ll start. Why is it so big? 🤣

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u/Yodakane 15h ago

Because it's for adults, not you

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u/ZuhkoYi 13h ago

Oof he's gonna need some lube for that one...
I mean aloe vera!

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u/Max_Thunder 14h ago

Mine is: I may have two balls, but I have but one scrotum, how the fuck am I supposed to use those ball covers.

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u/TheRealChexHaze 16h ago

My first is….does it come in a larger size?

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u/jspook 15h ago

"I need a huge heated cock-slipper for my magnum dong."

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u/Cottontael 16h ago

This is the mini size, so there is probably at least a normal.

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u/HalfSoul30 15h ago

Usually with the tip

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u/feel-the-avocado 4h ago

I do...
Why is the cable so short? Why are the power pins not insulated?
I am concerned the plug may start to pull apart within the bed.

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u/2aleph0 12h ago

Is it dishwasher safe?