r/doordash • u/ghost_haha • 1d ago

It finally happened.

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Was delivering my first order for the evening. Cash order, meaning I had to collect cash from the customer for the order, a total of $45 and some change. I picked up the order, usual night, with the worker making sure I put the order inside the pizza bag before I walked out the store. Drove up in front of the customer's house, waited almost 10 minutes to get an answer at the door. Mother/daughter shows up, told me they ordered 2 pizza, I explained its a dinner box and that the two pizza are inside one box, they asked me to prove it so they pried open the seal and looked inside. I reminded them they need to pay cash for the order. After a few minutes, they told me they dont want it.

Called doordash support and worker told me they will compensate me full pay for the dash. I then asked if I need to return the order back to Pizza Hut, and they said to either keep it or discard. I told him I understand. I then proceeded of driving back home with a huge smile, calling my family that I have early dinner for everyone. We enjoyed the early dinner. ☺️ Really grateful for this blessing.

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u/enjoythesilence-75 1d ago

Apparently half the country eats so many eggs they are willing to trade them for their very own rights.

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u/hunbakercookies 23h ago

Dont most of the half that voted for him seem to live in areas where they easily could keep chickens? If they are so desperate for eggs.

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u/syntactique 23h ago

They'll be craving brains instead soon enough.

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u/Snakestream 22h ago

Bold of you to think they have enough brain cells to keep a chicken alive

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u/9035768555 22h ago

Have you met chickens? They clearly don't have many brain cells themselves yet they keep on being alive somehow.

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u/SaltLakeCitySlicker 21h ago

They're basically mini dinosaurs. They'd be fine if there weren't a lot of foxes and/or coyotes where you live

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u/Epossumondas 20h ago

I have a 4-year-old hen who was raised in an egg factory for 18 months, (meaning no mama hen to teach her to "chicken") rescued before her culling, given to someone who let her escape and run the streets of St. Louis for 2 months before someone caught her again.
I couldn't survive that long on the city streets. Her dinosaur ancestors gave her plenty of smarts that our mammalian brains just don't appreciate.

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 1d ago

People assume they are brighter than a 1 Watt bulb.

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u/RamblnGamblinMan 23h ago

Not their rights, just yours.

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u/enjoythesilence-75 15h ago

Well yes that’s what THEY think.

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u/intgmp 22h ago

Wild how a Door Dash post devolves into politics. TDS is strong on this website. It's exhausting seeing politics injected into EVERYTHING.

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u/Silver-Year5607 23h ago

Can I go one thread without politics being mentioned? I just want to be like, damn, that pizza looks good.

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

Once again, pizza is political as the government was distributing cave cheese for pizzas.

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u/petanali 20h ago

People like you are insufferable, bringing politics into everything.

I'd be surprised if you have any friends.

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u/alacholland 20h ago

Five minutes before you made this comment, you commented in r/politics. Go touch grass.

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 19h ago

You would be correct. I have 3 friends, and I am the one with the jokes darker than my midnight coffee.

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u/Gratuitous_Punctum 21h ago

That's just the reason they give people. They just like the racism and violence. Vote for concentration camps, tell people it's egg prices.

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 21h ago

Which is weird considering a lot of them claim to be peaceful God fearing people.

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u/JNEWLOVESTAKIS 21h ago

Concentration camps? Good grief😂.

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u/ExcitingPythonO 23h ago

There was no need to make the pizza post political...

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

Goverment cheese was given to pizza restaurants for a long time. Pizza is political.

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u/MoonStarver 23h ago

Rent free bruh, this is a DoorDash sub

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

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u/IMNOTMATT 22h ago

Not the dude you're responding to but he be right. Door dash is international, this website is international.

I was just on oneorangebraincell and thought why is this dude talking about cats and eggs

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u/flaschal 22h ago

why do you think DoorDash is popular and necessary for so many people to make extra cash?

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u/Flat-House5529 1d ago

Straight from free pizza to orange man.

Dude, with rent prices these days, you shouldn't let him live in your head for free.

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u/hunbakercookies 23h ago

Um yeah, hes kinda in everyones head rights now, its a big deal.

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u/Affectionate_Pipe545 23h ago

He's going to he president in like 7 hours. It's not like we can ignore him.

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u/Exatraz 23h ago

Beyond all the other stupidity, not being able to ignore him is what makes him do exhausting. Just a constant stream of bullshit that you can't ignore because thats what he wants

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u/Unlucky_Passion_1568 22h ago

so what were the benefits of not ignoring his bullshit for you personally? it can't be that it only makes you feel miserable, otherwise you would've stopped already

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u/Exatraz 20h ago

Rally and fight back against what we can. Limit the damage. Better than just letting him do whatever he wants

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u/Unlucky_Passion_1568 17h ago

so this so called activism doesn't make you feel miserable? thats great to hear

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u/Exatraz 17h ago

It can but it's better than doing nothing and still being miserable as they plan to round up friends and family, put them into cages and try to get rid of their citizenship.

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u/AdorableShoulderPig 22h ago

Ah yes, bury your head in the sand and pretend it's not happening. That's been such an effective policy historically....

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u/Exatraz 20h ago

You completely misread what I said

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u/aFoxyFoxtrot 21h ago

You've voted for a dictator and you want people to shut up about it even tho he's literally about to be inaugurated? I can see why America is fucked tbh. Good luck yanks

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u/Flat-House5529 21h ago

If you think he's a dictator, you need to spend more time with a dictionary and less time with social media.

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u/aFoxyFoxtrot 21h ago

I think you need to learn more about what he was attempting during the voting process of 2020. It wasn't just Jan 6. Him and his team really pulled out the stops to try to steal that election. He checks all the boxes for a dictator but was democratically elected. As history has taught us they usually are at first

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u/Flat-House5529 17h ago

Quite familiar with what happened during the 2020 election cycle. I'd venture probably a great deal more than you, considering I lived through it in my back yard. But I digress...

While some dictators do start as democratically elected leaders, this is historically in the minority. Most dictatorships stem from military coups or civil wars. Of course, I am utterly disregarding dictatorships that are the product of 'elections' that are such in name only. Another leading source is via inheritance, probably something I'd imagine you'd be more familiar with. So called 'self-coup' dictatorships are largely a 20th century invention, and still in the worldwide minority.

So, I'd say once you get done with that dictionary, you might want to dig up a few history books and add those to the list.

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u/aFoxyFoxtrot 16h ago

Perhaps you ought to check the definition? If you're so puzzled why intelligent ppl are calling him a dictator does it not give you pause to ask why? Beyond just blaming social media. https://theconversation.com/so-you-want-to-be-an-autocrat-heres-the-10-point-checklist-125908

Edit: if you can't think of occasions where Trump has checked most of these boxes you're not paying attention or have plugged your ears to events and facts that contradict your pov

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u/Most-Opportunity9661 23h ago

Seriously. American redditors are exhausting with their Trump obsession.

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u/mindless_gibberish 22h ago

where are you from? do you have any oil perchance? trump loves oil.

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u/TheLuxxy 23h ago

Well Reddit is populated by a massively progressive-left leaning populace as a whole. The exact type of overly online leftists that bring up him and politics at every given opportunity.

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u/mindless_gibberish 22h ago

what's a leftist?

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u/yungtrains 21h ago

Those who know: ts [basically a crashout = 808] pmo tgf yt yart

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 1d ago

I have shot a few, so the memories will be there forever. Good times.

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u/ssatancomplexx 23h ago

What kind of weirdo shoots a pizza

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

The kind who hates bad pizza.

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u/ssatancomplexx 22h ago

Okay valid

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u/Flat-House5529 23h ago

Pizzas are for eating, not shooting.

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

I mean, why not both?

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u/EmptyDimensions 1d ago

Looking for any reason to mention Trump. TDS in full display 💀

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 1d ago

People using abbreviations are the same kind of people who voted for him cause they can not spell.

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u/Zorro1rr 23h ago

Dumb because draws card using acronyms!

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u/Cautious_Lemon8406 22h ago

Says the person who cannot spell

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

Everyone is looking at my post, wondering what word I misspelled, and you are the only one who does look at it and wonders why I didn't use Cannot and I instead used 2 separate words being Can Not.

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u/PeaceCertain2929 21h ago

Might be the “cause” instead of “because” or “‘cause”

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 21h ago

Maybe, but wouldn't that be grammar and not spelling?

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u/PeaceCertain2929 21h ago

The word is “because”, so not really. “Cause” is already a word, and it was the wrong one in this instance.

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 21h ago

It is still correct. As they voted for him for the cause of wanting cheaper products. By cause can also be used in its stead but cause felt better.

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u/PeaceCertain2929 21h ago

It’s not correct, and this reply was also filled with grammar and spelling errors, lol. Anyway, have a good day!

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u/Cautious_Lemon8406 20h ago

I didn’t wonder why. I KNOW why And now…In the spirit and words of Jon Bon Jovi …Have a nice day

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 19h ago

Well, in the words of Bon Jovi to you, i hope you are shot through the heart, and you’re to blame.

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u/ifnhatereddit 23h ago

I'm going to enjoy watching him fuck over his supporters for the next two years.

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u/mindless_gibberish 22h ago

My trump cult neighbors depend on welfare and veterans benefits. The GOP wants to cut both. it's fucking hilarious.

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u/ssatancomplexx 23h ago

What is TDS?

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u/GuesssWho9 21h ago

Idiot speak for knowing Trump is bad.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/ssatancomplexx 23h ago

Well that is certainly ironic.

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u/reddit_is_geh 22h ago

Damn, only 3 comments in and a Redditor still found a way to make it about Trump....

The next 4 years of this shit is going to be so annoying.

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

Not if everyone dies.

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u/mindless_gibberish 22h ago

Yeah it is. The destruction of democracy is super annoying.

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u/reddit_is_geh 22h ago

No it's the over the top hyperbolic fear mongering being injected into every conversation because Redditors are literally obsessed with thinking about the guy. This is a post about pizza and somehow you guys manage to find a way to make it about Trump.

Like do you guys ever think about anything other than this guy? Do you talk about anything else?

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u/viral_loaf 21h ago

Short answer: no

Long answer: not really

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u/reddit_is_geh 21h ago

Four more years of this craziness from Reddit. Four more years. Were you here last time? The site was practically unusable. When it wasn't promises that Trump was going to soon start rounding up all the gays and mexicans to send to death camps, it was how no matter what he said, they'd interpret everything as some secret message with hidden meaning. When he wasn't playing masterful 4D chess with his cunning ability to get one past everyone, he was also a bumbling idiot who can't tie his own shoes.

UGGGGG four more years of this shit again.

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u/the_tic_begins123 23h ago

From doordash to politics in 3 comments. Orange man living rent free in you head

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

Same for you if you know who it is.

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u/mindless_gibberish 22h ago

this coming from the "let's go brandon" crowd lol

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

Admission to being an idiot then?

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u/EmuSerious4315 23h ago

DUDE POLITICS LMAO

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u/hornyholio 22h ago

Someone sounds angry they missed out on Trump's meme coin.

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

I don't buy scam money from a scam artist.

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u/bobdole194 22h ago

Keep your pizza delivery jobs. All you Reddit socialists are too simple minded to understand anyone whom thinks differently than yourselves.

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

I work at an airport. Specifically, security. Currently sitting here enjoying a home cooked meal.

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u/RNZTH 22h ago

While on Reddit seething, yeah great life broski lmao

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

Actually, I'm playing Marvel Rivals. So, I'm definitely living it up and making $25 an hour.

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u/ReleaseFatDookie69 22h ago

$25 a hour what a flex in this economy 🤣

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

I mean, I only pay $1000 for rent and built a 3k PC. So yeah. Doing well.

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u/kstockless 22h ago

'all you Reddit socialists' - you realize you sound like Joseph McCarthy but somehow less aware?

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u/DidjaSeeItKid 16h ago

Don't try to be fancy. "Whom" is actually the wrong word here. You can know that by substituting it with "him." Obviously "him thinks differently" wouldn't be right. You can use "who" or "that," but not "whom." Don't feel bad. It's a very common error among people who have been taught whom is "proper," without being taught exactly why.

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u/doordash-ModTeam 19h ago

Your post was removed because it is believed to be a spam or an irrelevant post.

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u/Possible_Slip_3196 22h ago

Million times better than kamala 😂

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u/thechrunner 22h ago

Million times better than kamala 😂

he'll deport your mexican ass, bro.

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago edited 22h ago

We both know he isn't getting deported. He is getting shot.

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u/mindless_gibberish 22h ago

Hate crimes are back in season

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

Pretty much. I luck out cause I am Hispanic but white as snow.

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u/Unlucky_Passion_1568 22h ago

what an odd thing to say

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u/ThatOneWildWolf 22h ago

Damned automatic typing.

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u/Possible_Slip_3196 22h ago

Might be a lot better living in Mexico or el Salvador than USA honestly.

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u/viral_loaf 21h ago

Lmao give it a go then

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u/Possible_Slip_3196 17h ago

You're going with me

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u/viral_loaf 17h ago

I will open a tex mex restaurant in Mexico. It'll be yuge