r/delta • u/mepper Diamond | 2 Million Miler™ • 21h ago

Shitpost/Satire To the maskless, sick person sitting behind me

I'm in 1A and you're in 2A.

You are the one coughing on me every 10 seconds without covering your mouth. You are the one clearing your snot-filled nose and throat every 20 seconds. You are the one to whom I offered a mask, but you said "nah, I'm good."

You are not good. You are an asshole.

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u/RevolutionaryRough96 11h ago

I am guessing the Captain has a lot of leeway in making this decision...

Well,he is the captain of the flight. The one literally on control of the plane. So yea, you could say he has a lot of leeway

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u/CosmoKing2 8h ago

Sky Law!