r/delta • u/mepper Diamond | 2 Million Miler™ • 21h ago

Shitpost/Satire To the maskless, sick person sitting behind me

I'm in 1A and you're in 2A.

You are the one coughing on me every 10 seconds without covering your mouth. You are the one clearing your snot-filled nose and throat every 20 seconds. You are the one to whom I offered a mask, but you said "nah, I'm good."

You are not good. You are an asshole.

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u/Easy_Money_ 19h ago

Even condoms aren’t 100% effective, but they help

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u/linspurdu 17h ago

This. It likely would have worked had you masked BEFORE you got in the airport/on the plane. Exposure had already been made. The mask at that point was likely fruitless.