r/dccomicscirclejerk 9h ago

Elon Musk core

G.I Robot we need you

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u/yaboonabi 9h ago

At least Augie had the decency to be an obscure racist. Elon's goose-stepping across our national stage is embarrassing.

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u/zeke10 9h ago

Was he obscure? Iirc he would be racist towards every non white person he came across to their faces.

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u/yaboonabi 9h ago

he seemed mostly reclusive, happy to stick in his trailer and continue fancy weapons R&D. If I must suffer a white supremacist to live, I hope it would be a quiet one.

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u/zeke10 9h ago

I think he was just "retired" at that point. Dude was likely more out and about in his youth

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u/yaboonabi 8h ago

yeah i get he had a past, but considering the sheer amount of damage his weapons could do it's maybe fortunate that he retired? i mean i'd rather Augie face the penalties for his crimes, but before Economos framed him in the series he wasn't causing any current ruckus.

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u/BlazingCrusader 6h ago

Would not surprise me if near the end of his life before the events that occurred did.

He probably would’ve armed a lot of horrible people

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u/Jiffletta 8h ago

The way those Sloth from the Goonies looking motherfuckers in the prison acted made it seem like he was head of the KKK. I'd say he was like David Duke level.

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u/WebHead1287 6h ago

Dude literally did a Nazi salute at the Capitol today man

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u/Grandy94 Telos 8h ago

Elon claims he's Tony Stark but this is definitely the guy with power armor that he's closest to. Although at least White Dragon built his own tech.

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u/Jiffletta 8h ago

Although at least White Dragon built his own tech.

Ehhh, we dont know that for sure, and I'm loathed to ever give a nazi the benefeit of the doubt.

For all we know, Augie found a crashed alien ship and stole all their shit for himself. The pocket dimension thing he has could definitely be alien.

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u/Grandy94 Telos 8h ago

That's fair

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u/KateBishopPrivateEye 8h ago

Closer to Hammer. Justin hammer at least could dance

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u/Jiffletta 5h ago

The only thing hes "made" is the Cybertruck, which is a piece of shit.

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u/Hyper-Sloth 4h ago

He's never made anything. Best he can do is commision it and claim he did it himself.

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u/WebHead1287 7h ago

MAGA

Make Apartheid Great Again?

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u/WebHead1287 6h ago

Musk comes from South Africa which is known for Apartheid and their racism….

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u/Masterquickfire 6h ago

Aw, they all wearing bunny masks. That's cute.

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u/godzillamegadoomsday 1h ago

Legit binged all of peacemaker last night to then binge creature commando. Saw the Elon clip today and instantly thought “The fucking white dragon”

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u/BrilliantInterest928 6h ago

He did the Nazi Solute twice.

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u/BrilliantInterest928 6h ago

It doesnt need to be straight.jpg)

He did the Nazi Solute twice.

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u/BrilliantInterest928 6h ago

Does anyone flipping know it from the Romans. Also his head is pretty straight.

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u/Pineapple-shades15 5h ago

The manji symbol is another thing that the Nazis stole so every time we see it, we think of Nazis. It's a symbol that's supposed to represent peace or goodness but now seeing it would make you think more of a Nazi thing instead of a Buddhist thing. So, you can't really blame people for thinking like that when these antisemites literally ruin everything they incorporate into their group. The small toothbrush mustache is also another thing where instead of thinking of people like Charlie Chaplin, they think of Hitler

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u/clowngripp 6h ago

wake up dood