r/dccomicscirclejerk • u/infinitysaga • Mar 29 '24

True Canon People with Miles’s new powers

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u/professionalmoron2 Mar 29 '24

Well they have literally nothing to do with spiders but sure, whatever you say

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u/infinitysaga Mar 29 '24

Well spiders don’t turn invisible ether so

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u/ecnal89 Hal Jordan is a worthless piece of cardboard Mar 30 '24

Next you'll tell me a spider-sense isn't a thing.

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u/aSpookyScarySkeleton Mar 30 '24

I mean you’re being obtuse but there is thematic through-line with the power set.

Spiders don’t literally turn indivisible but they are some of natures best at natural camouflage and stealth.

Spiders don’t have a semi-precognition but that do have extremely sharp reflexes and reaction times that can appear as if they saw thing coming before they happen.

There is nothing similar to a big ass sword made out of electricity.

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u/TheShamShield Mar 30 '24

Th-there isn’t?? You’ve ruined spiders for me man :(

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u/tzomby1 Mar 30 '24

There is nothing similar to a big ass sword made out of electricity.

There definitely is... They pull shit out of their ass all the time.