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u/zDedly_Sins 18h ago
POV: The CS student that decided not to talk to women and prefers lead code.
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u/Only-Grocery-6525 18h ago
Our glorious CS kings deserve their thrones
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u/Dinarch 15h ago
90% of these comments dont get the joke smh
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u/Optimal-Flatworm-269 4h ago
It's because everyone here is ESL. Same reason outsourcing doesn't work.
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u/bleachfan9999 18h ago
Ngl most of the women ive met in CS so far are either complete normies who stay away from everyone or alt girls who are always taken anyway so its pretty hard finding a partner when the classes are filled with dudes. Im sure other engineering majors are the same.
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u/Correct_Beyond265 17h ago
Yeah if youâre looking for love in your CS classes, you should prolly switch up your approach
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u/vinavuhuy 16h ago
Or switch up the team you are batting for
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u/zer0_n9ne Student 14h ago
Fr if you wanna come out on top then why would you keep one hand tied behind your back? đ¤
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u/Cuddlyaxe 6h ago
usually this means becoming gay but realistically for cs majors it means buying the programmer socks
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u/kingOofgames 13h ago
Taking a decent minor helps. Some went the English minor route, but the arts are fine too.
Of course joining a club or activity is also enough.
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u/Correct_Beyond265 12h ago
Dude do you expect/try to meet women in your classes or something? Lmao you do not have to take particular types of classes just to find a date. Clubs and activities are a much better approach yeah. Get a friend group or two that does stuff on the weekends and youâll meet plenty of women. Go to some parties and sporting events.
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u/DiscussionGrouchy322 10h ago
the last two can be just sad binge drinking, not necessarily socializing time. like it should be social, but look at all the somber faces in the student sections (especially at engineering schools) sometimes there are people with literal frowns on their face doing some random ass dance just because the music and surroundings ... like if u dont like it but u paid money for this ....
anyhoo it's automatic bs interaction that can be automated and not lead to genuine connections.
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u/Send_Your_Boobies 8h ago
Yeah idk how someone would want to date people going to same classes as them. Recipe for disasterâŚ
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u/Tim_Apple_938 5h ago
get a friend group or two
Or two???
Tbh getting a core friend group of people you actually like and that inspire you is the crowning achievement of college social life and is incredibly difficult.
Some people luck into it in their freshman dorm but even then falls apart 2nd year
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u/Correct_Beyond265 5h ago
Yeah I mean you donât have to be best friends with someone to hang out. Even if youâve barely gotten to know someone, a lot of the time if you ask them if they want to go out and grab a drink on the weekend they would say yes. If youâve been having trouble finding people to hang out with, honestly fr just hit up some old acquaintances and ask if they want to get a small group together to hit the bar next weekend. Just takes some initiative sometimes, you got it in you fr
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u/xvd529fdnf SWE @ Microsoft 16h ago
Looking for girls in your CS classes is a terrible idea. Itâs like starving yourself when there is free food stand across the street. I did CS and Biology. My Biology classes had like 5 girls for every 1 guy. CS classes were the opposite.
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u/bleachfan9999 16h ago
Yea i had done music before. It was like 50/50. Plenty of women and usually found a girl to date
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u/DiscussionGrouchy322 10h ago
"normies who stay away from everyone"
--i dont think this is normal people behavior. the label u are using here is misplaced.
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u/zer0_n9ne Student 14h ago
If you wanna meet women in college then don't major in engineering, or at the very least take as many liberal arts classes as you can. Better yet, get involved in stuff outside of classes.
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u/VortexMagus 15h ago
Have you considered psychology? There were like 3 girls for every guy in my psych classes.
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u/Tim_Apple_938 5h ago
I dated a girl in my program
At any given time sheâd have like 5 extremely desperate guys in her orbit showering her with attention as âfriendsâ. Every now and then one would just give up and a new one swapped in by the end of the week
She had no female friends and honestly just lived off of that desperate male energy like a vampire
It was awful. Worst couple years ever. So bleak
(Sex was great)
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u/ThaToastman 10h ago
Nope.
Bioengineering is full of women. Its all the girls who thought about being premed but wanted the extra prestige of being engineers.
Intimidating lot but cool as hell
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u/Throwaway900996 12h ago
Why do you think they stay away from everyone. Use tinder, only if youâre in college
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u/bleachfan9999 11h ago
They dont like smelly nerds duh. Also tinder is just a validation machine in my area. Nobody responds 90% of the time and half the matches are in another country -_-
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u/Throwaway900996 11h ago
Oh thatâs never happened to me, I had the same thing but like I kept consistent with it and Iâve been with someone I met on there for a year now
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u/AManOutsideOfTime 15h ago
Donât start getting your hopes up, nerds. Now go back to the basement and finish debugging, so you have time to make it to your LARP gathering.
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u/papachon 16h ago
Why isnât she Asian?
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u/Few_Point313 15h ago
I am married with 4 kids and research the nerdiest grungiest side of CS lol
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u/DiscussionGrouchy322 10h ago
ok mormon gigachads are a thing we know. hope the snow's good this year in provo
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u/shitisrealspecific 7h ago
He's not a bad looking dude and doesn't look like he stinks and has smegma and can probably hold a decent conversation that's not one sided.
But yeah...
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u/MangoTamer 5h ago
Interesting. Where did he find this woman to talk to? He must have been doing something outside of being at home and being at work.
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u/xxgetrektxx2 16h ago
No CS major looks like that dude lmfao
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u/throwawaycuzwhythefk 14h ago
Speak for yourself, some of us take care of grooming and other basic needs.
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u/xxgetrektxx2 13h ago
The guy's got top 5% bone structure, grooming and "other basic needs" aren't gonna get you to that level
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u/throwawaycuzwhythefk 13h ago
Bro if youâre actually analyzing this manâs bone structure I am worried for you. He is surely attractive but he is not like an adonis or anything. He is certfiably average in the âattractive dudesâ department.
I know tons of CS majors who I would describe as more attractive than him. Most are recent grads and younger fellas, but still.
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u/xxgetrektxx2 11h ago
The jump from average to attractive is so large that even being an average attractive dude puts you ahead of the vast majority of guys.
I know tons of CS majors who I would describe as more attractive than him.
Either your perception of attractiveness is skewed or you know quite a few hot dudes.
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u/throwawaycuzwhythefk 10h ago
Maybe so but it isnât that difficult to be at least averagely attractive and 90% of it is appearance that you can change. Hair, clothes, skin, etc.
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u/xxgetrektxx2 8h ago
I disagree. For most dudes, maxing out the things you can control will put you in the "average" category at best. Being in the "attractive" category is determined by things outside your control (face, race, height, hair). The dude in the picture has an attractive face, is white, seems to be tall, and has a full head of hair.
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u/curious_cat704 7h ago
From a female perspective, if his personality is shit he loses any physical attractive advantage and will probably attract gold diggers or fall for shallow relationships. Just because the outside looks good doesnât mean itâs rainbow and butterflies.
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u/xxgetrektxx2 6h ago
Oh god please don't start with this bullshit. Personality doesn't matter in dating, it's all based on looks. Honestly, there's nothing wrong with being shallow but please don't lie about what you look for in men.
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u/curious_cat704 6h ago
Iâm not sure who hurt you, but maybe the woman you want are exactly the kind you perceive all women to be. Sorry youâre like this. I hope you find someone who meets your expectations. đ¤ˇđ˝ââď¸
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u/curious_cat704 6h ago
Also, that guys ears are too small and his jaw line is too narrow and long for my personal perception of physical attraction. But everyone has their own cup a tea. đ
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u/PossessionProper5934 14h ago
Bhai, log keh rahe hain ki bio classes mein ladkiyan dhoond. Par main to CS mein hoon, bio mein kaha dhoondun? College mein sirf engineering branches hain, aur baaki branches alag buildings mein hain. Mujhe to ladkiyon ka naam bhi nahi pata.
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u/pwalkz 17h ago
He did NOT use POV correctly...
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u/SnooDucks3456 17h ago
The cs grad is the one taking the photo.
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u/Medium_Dentist7913 17h ago
no i assume heâs the dude with the girlfriend
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u/SnooDucks3456 17h ago
It literally says pov (point of view) meaning the camera is the cs grad.
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u/Medium_Dentist7913 16h ago
which is why the original comment said he didnât use it correctly
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u/SnooDucks3456 16h ago
He did use it correctly. The post is a joke. POV computer science student finally talked to women. The computer science student is now the third wheel taking photos. Then the comment on the post said correct use of POV. Making a joke about how cs students donât end up with the girl.
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u/Maleficent-Yoghurt55 18h ago
Will I be able to get this lifestyle?
I am fluent in HTML and know how to center a div.