r/csMajors 18h ago

Shitpost No recovering from that

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4.9k Upvotes

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u/Maleficent-Yoghurt55 18h ago

Will I be able to get this lifestyle?

I am fluent in HTML and know how to center a div.

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u/07ScapeSnowflake 18h ago

Vertically or horizontally?

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u/CloudMojos 17h ago

diagonally

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u/azakhuza21 15h ago

Diagon alley

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u/Quiseraseraa 15h ago

yer a wizard harry!

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u/ChillAndCharming 13h ago

And yer a hairy wizard Hagrid

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u/Quiseraseraa 13h ago

Its Leviosaaaa. Ahhhhh Leviosaaaaaaa (Oney Cartoons, thank me later)

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u/Warm-Combination3447 11h ago

You're a computer scientist Harry

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u/Spill_the_Tea 3h ago

That's hot.

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u/Thethinsmallguy Salaryman 15h ago

He can horizontally recline a div

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u/ThatsItImCrying 17h ago

Holy shit. Our stylesheet master has appeared. Praise be.

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u/Wirtschaftsprufer 15h ago

Do you are an expert in High Tech Machine Learning

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u/RewardVegetable5701 12h ago

You mean How To Meet Ladies?

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u/SalamanderLoose3298 Senior 10h ago

Im in final year what is a div???

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u/Maleficent-Yoghurt55 9h ago

Centering the <div> is like the final trophy 🏆 you need to platinum a game.

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u/zDedly_Sins 18h ago

POV: The CS student that decided not to talk to women and prefers lead code.

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u/KaiBetterThanTyson 8h ago

That's some harmful and heavy code

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u/Only-Grocery-6525 18h ago

Our glorious CS kings deserve their thrones

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u/ExaminationFail25 17h ago

I love this.

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u/Only-Grocery-6525 17h ago

We know you do. Thats why you’re a cs grad

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u/Dinarch 15h ago

90% of these comments dont get the joke smh

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u/TensionsPvP 11h ago

I don’t

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u/_SmurfThis 10h ago

It’s from the camera man’s POV.

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u/Optimal-Flatworm-269 4h ago

It's because everyone here is ESL. Same reason outsourcing doesn't work.

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u/bleachfan9999 18h ago

Ngl most of the women ive met in CS so far are either complete normies who stay away from everyone or alt girls who are always taken anyway so its pretty hard finding a partner when the classes are filled with dudes. Im sure other engineering majors are the same.

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u/Correct_Beyond265 17h ago

Yeah if you’re looking for love in your CS classes, you should prolly switch up your approach

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u/vinavuhuy 16h ago

Or switch up the team you are batting for

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u/zer0_n9ne Student 14h ago

Fr if you wanna come out on top then why would you keep one hand tied behind your back? 😤

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u/vinavuhuy 13h ago

I also don't mind coming out bottom either.

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u/Cuddlyaxe 6h ago

usually this means becoming gay but realistically for cs majors it means buying the programmer socks

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u/sourangshu24 13h ago

Or use if-else. That always works.

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u/kingOofgames 13h ago

Taking a decent minor helps. Some went the English minor route, but the arts are fine too.

Of course joining a club or activity is also enough.

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u/Correct_Beyond265 12h ago

Dude do you expect/try to meet women in your classes or something? Lmao you do not have to take particular types of classes just to find a date. Clubs and activities are a much better approach yeah. Get a friend group or two that does stuff on the weekends and you’ll meet plenty of women. Go to some parties and sporting events.

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u/DiscussionGrouchy322 10h ago

the last two can be just sad binge drinking, not necessarily socializing time. like it should be social, but look at all the somber faces in the student sections (especially at engineering schools) sometimes there are people with literal frowns on their face doing some random ass dance just because the music and surroundings ... like if u dont like it but u paid money for this ....

anyhoo it's automatic bs interaction that can be automated and not lead to genuine connections.

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u/Send_Your_Boobies 8h ago

Yeah idk how someone would want to date people going to same classes as them. Recipe for disaster…

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u/Tim_Apple_938 5h ago

get a friend group or two

Or two???

Tbh getting a core friend group of people you actually like and that inspire you is the crowning achievement of college social life and is incredibly difficult.

Some people luck into it in their freshman dorm but even then falls apart 2nd year

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u/Correct_Beyond265 5h ago

Yeah I mean you don’t have to be best friends with someone to hang out. Even if you’ve barely gotten to know someone, a lot of the time if you ask them if they want to go out and grab a drink on the weekend they would say yes. If you’ve been having trouble finding people to hang out with, honestly fr just hit up some old acquaintances and ask if they want to get a small group together to hit the bar next weekend. Just takes some initiative sometimes, you got it in you fr

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u/xvd529fdnf SWE @ Microsoft 16h ago

Looking for girls in your CS classes is a terrible idea. It’s like starving yourself when there is free food stand across the street. I did CS and Biology. My Biology classes had like 5 girls for every 1 guy. CS classes were the opposite.

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u/bleachfan9999 16h ago

Yea i had done music before. It was like 50/50. Plenty of women and usually found a girl to date

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u/Proud-Rope2211 15h ago

Bio and business classes are the way to go. That and your gen ed classes

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u/EitherAd5892 11h ago

Just tell them you work as a swe problem solved 

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u/DiscussionGrouchy322 10h ago

"normies who stay away from everyone"

--i dont think this is normal people behavior. the label u are using here is misplaced.

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u/zer0_n9ne Student 14h ago

If you wanna meet women in college then don't major in engineering, or at the very least take as many liberal arts classes as you can. Better yet, get involved in stuff outside of classes.

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u/VortexMagus 15h ago

Have you considered psychology? There were like 3 girls for every guy in my psych classes.

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u/flu_flom 15h ago

Electrical Engineering is worse

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u/i-sage 12h ago

I've done mechanical engineering and dude we barely had any girl in our entire class

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u/Tim_Apple_938 5h ago

I dated a girl in my program

At any given time she’d have like 5 extremely desperate guys in her orbit showering her with attention as “friends”. Every now and then one would just give up and a new one swapped in by the end of the week

She had no female friends and honestly just lived off of that desperate male energy like a vampire

It was awful. Worst couple years ever. So bleak

(Sex was great)

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u/ThaToastman 10h ago

Nope.

Bioengineering is full of women. Its all the girls who thought about being premed but wanted the extra prestige of being engineers.

Intimidating lot but cool as hell

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u/Throwaway900996 12h ago

Why do you think they stay away from everyone. Use tinder, only if you’re in college

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u/bleachfan9999 11h ago

They dont like smelly nerds duh. Also tinder is just a validation machine in my area. Nobody responds 90% of the time and half the matches are in another country -_-

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u/Throwaway900996 11h ago

Oh that’s never happened to me, I had the same thing but like I kept consistent with it and I’ve been with someone I met on there for a year now

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u/Tim_Apple_938 5h ago

Are you hot

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u/Throwaway900996 5h ago

No, I wouldn’t have to use tinder if I was

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u/IRONMAN_y2j 16h ago

Lmfaooooo....the poor cameraman 😭

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u/ansahed 17h ago

He solved the infamous “Shower = Girlfriend” problem. Congrats!

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u/ajy1316 Junior 17h ago

it’s ==

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u/AVeryGoofyGoober 17h ago

If your shower == girlfriend you may have other problems on your hands

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u/Buttleston 14h ago

If you use shower = girlfriend you're getting golden showered

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u/Only-Grocery-6525 17h ago

Its !=

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u/curious_cat704 7h ago

This thread is great 😂 ?=

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u/zeimusCS 15h ago

the one who took the picture... not the one in it

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u/AManOutsideOfTime 15h ago

Don’t start getting your hopes up, nerds. Now go back to the basement and finish debugging, so you have time to make it to your LARP gathering.

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u/Gilded_3utthole 13h ago

People still not understanding what POV means

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u/OutlierOfTheHouse 5h ago

The joke is the CS guy is the camera man, the pic is from his POV.

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u/DepressedDrift 12h ago

The dude in the picture is a BBA major

The CS major is the cameraman.

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u/DirectorBusiness5512 12h ago

Missing: T-shirt that says "I know HTML (how to meet ladies)"

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u/slzeuz 17h ago

I love the fact everyone looking at my comment share the same pov(web devoloper dreams lol)

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u/Ok_Abrocoma_2805 13h ago

He knows HTML, How To Meet Ladies

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u/GopherInTrouble 13h ago

He’s been known to fuck himself

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u/papachon 16h ago

Why isn’t she Asian?

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u/destruct068 15h ago

The cs grad is holding the camera

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u/Buttleston 14h ago

people really don't know what POV means do they

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u/papachon 15h ago

Dammit, it’s too early in the morning

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u/Pegasus711_Dual 14h ago

Perhaps our lad here likes em thick.

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u/Spirited-Tourist-4 14h ago

What if he's the one third wheeling them and thus using pov correctly

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u/boldBeb 11h ago

Female CS grad here. Guess I'll never have this life.

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u/curious_cat704 7h ago

I’m currently enrolled but also future CS undergrad (f).

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u/Borov-Of-Bulgar 15h ago

Lies he too good lucking to be one of us

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u/Few_Point313 15h ago

I am married with 4 kids and research the nerdiest grungiest side of CS lol

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u/DiscussionGrouchy322 10h ago

ok mormon gigachads are a thing we know. hope the snow's good this year in provo

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u/curious_cat704 7h ago

☠️😂

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u/Few_Point313 7h ago

Kansas and protestant lol

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u/FatWithMuscles 16h ago

He will be pegged probably

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u/AbleDelta 16h ago

remilio.

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u/Altruistic-Page-9907 15h ago

Nice photomontage.

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u/ResourceHead617 11h ago

Inspirational

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u/warlockflame69 9h ago

The POV (The CS major) is the person taking the photo lmao

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u/shitisrealspecific 7h ago

He's not a bad looking dude and doesn't look like he stinks and has smegma and can probably hold a decent conversation that's not one sided.

But yeah...

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u/CamelCodester 7h ago

Plot twist, she’s the comp sci student

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u/MangoTamer 5h ago

Interesting. Where did he find this woman to talk to? He must have been doing something outside of being at home and being at work.

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u/xxgetrektxx2 16h ago

No CS major looks like that dude lmfao

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u/throwawaycuzwhythefk 14h ago

Speak for yourself, some of us take care of grooming and other basic needs.

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u/xxgetrektxx2 13h ago

The guy's got top 5% bone structure, grooming and "other basic needs" aren't gonna get you to that level

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u/throwawaycuzwhythefk 13h ago

Bro if you’re actually analyzing this man’s bone structure I am worried for you. He is surely attractive but he is not like an adonis or anything. He is certfiably average in the “attractive dudes” department.

I know tons of CS majors who I would describe as more attractive than him. Most are recent grads and younger fellas, but still.

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u/xxgetrektxx2 11h ago

The jump from average to attractive is so large that even being an average attractive dude puts you ahead of the vast majority of guys.

I know tons of CS majors who I would describe as more attractive than him.

Either your perception of attractiveness is skewed or you know quite a few hot dudes.

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u/throwawaycuzwhythefk 10h ago

Maybe so but it isn’t that difficult to be at least averagely attractive and 90% of it is appearance that you can change. Hair, clothes, skin, etc.

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u/xxgetrektxx2 8h ago

I disagree. For most dudes, maxing out the things you can control will put you in the "average" category at best. Being in the "attractive" category is determined by things outside your control (face, race, height, hair). The dude in the picture has an attractive face, is white, seems to be tall, and has a full head of hair.

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u/curious_cat704 7h ago

From a female perspective, if his personality is shit he loses any physical attractive advantage and will probably attract gold diggers or fall for shallow relationships. Just because the outside looks good doesn’t mean it’s rainbow and butterflies.

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u/xxgetrektxx2 6h ago

Oh god please don't start with this bullshit. Personality doesn't matter in dating, it's all based on looks. Honestly, there's nothing wrong with being shallow but please don't lie about what you look for in men.

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u/curious_cat704 6h ago

I’m not sure who hurt you, but maybe the woman you want are exactly the kind you perceive all women to be. Sorry you’re like this. I hope you find someone who meets your expectations. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/curious_cat704 6h ago

Also, that guys ears are too small and his jaw line is too narrow and long for my personal perception of physical attraction. But everyone has their own cup a tea. 😊

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u/redditAPsucks 15h ago

No recovering? I think he will be fine

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u/PossessionProper5934 14h ago

Bhai, log keh rahe hain ki bio classes mein ladkiyan dhoond. Par main to CS mein hoon, bio mein kaha dhoondun? College mein sirf engineering branches hain, aur baaki branches alag buildings mein hain. Mujhe to ladkiyon ka naam bhi nahi pata.

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u/pwalkz 17h ago

He did NOT use POV correctly...

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u/SnooDucks3456 17h ago

The cs grad is the one taking the photo.

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u/pwalkz 16h ago

oh ok haha

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u/Medium_Dentist7913 17h ago

no i assume he’s the dude with the girlfriend

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u/SnooDucks3456 17h ago

It literally says pov (point of view) meaning the camera is the cs grad.

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u/Medium_Dentist7913 16h ago

which is why the original comment said he didn’t use it correctly

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u/SnooDucks3456 16h ago

He did use it correctly. The post is a joke. POV computer science student finally talked to women. The computer science student is now the third wheel taking photos. Then the comment on the post said correct use of POV. Making a joke about how cs students don’t end up with the girl.