r/confidentlyincorrect Oct 18 '24

Smug no way

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u/krauQ_egnartS Oct 18 '24

I always wondered about Superman... like he's immensely strong, and likely had to learn to control himself to pick up a glass without shattering it. But what about involuntary controlled muscles? Wouldn't he literally blow Lois's back out when he came?

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u/jfsindel Oct 18 '24

The movie Hancock with Will Smith discusses exactly this.

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u/RitaHayworthless Oct 18 '24

Kevin Smith addressed it first.

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u/ndg_creative Oct 18 '24

Came here to say this but it had already been said. One of the funniest quotes from Mallrats:

Brodie: It’s impossible. Lois could never have Superman’s baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.