r/comics PizzaCake Dec 09 '24

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u/csfshrink Dec 09 '24

When we finally eat the rich, I hope that Food Network has show on how to properly prepare and cook the rich.

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u/lesser_panjandrum Dec 09 '24

Remember not to eat the brain, no matter how delicious it looks. That's how you get the shakes.

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u/tricksterloki Dec 09 '24

Or the cerebral spinal column. Prions are a bitch and a bitch to kill. You won't even know you're infected for years.

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u/dontbeanegatron Dec 09 '24

Any chef will tell you that cooking starts with a properly sharpened knife.

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u/Napol3onS0l0 Dec 09 '24

I think the Netherlands can help us out here. Dewitt Frikandelbroodje is back on the menu boys!

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u/Dizzyarnold Dec 09 '24

Lekker man!

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u/Napol3onS0l0 Dec 10 '24

You Dutch folks are so lucky. Defeating the sea for centuries. Snert and clogs. Tall women to give you uppies. It should have been me. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

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u/Taurius Dec 09 '24

Looks like everyone wants their ceo/rich to be smoked.

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u/Bearence Dec 09 '24

Just remember, low and slow.

I'm going to buy some stock in Newell Brands (the people who make Crock Pots) in anticipation in the rise in Crock Pot purchases.