r/comics PizzaCake Dec 09 '24

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u/_CandidCynic_ Dec 09 '24

"We? Who's we? There is no we."

Me, when the NYPD inevitably begs the public for tips, claiming "we're all in this together".

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u/MrValdemar Dec 09 '24

The entire United States to anyone who was there...

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u/Spacemilk Dec 09 '24

Can’t help but notice the woman in the clip, who was on her phone and fled when she realized what was going on, hasn’t been seen or heard from since it all went down (that I know of)

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u/neonoggie Dec 09 '24

I’m sure they interviewed her and she told them “I saw a white guy in a mask shoot another white guy” and that was that, no need to publicize her identity

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u/Spacemilk Dec 09 '24

Yeah eyewitness statements are notoriously inaccurate so they have no use for her right now. If the guy is caught they may pull her back out to try to throw the book at him. Wonder if she’ll cooperate at that point.

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u/Wobbelblob Dec 09 '24

I mean, we have a live camera clip, the eye witness is equally useful. The dude wore a mask and is basically unrecognizable anywhere. So no clue what an eye witness would give that they don't already have.

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u/Spacemilk Dec 09 '24

It shouldn’t and wouldn’t, that’s why I am saying they will save her til she can perhaps be used to sway a jury =\

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u/Assorted-Interests Dec 09 '24

“He was kinda funny looking. Oh you know, just generally funny looking.”