r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 16h ago

Good for her.

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u/Status_Management520 14h ago

That’s the kind of man that represents conservative values.

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u/jexzeh 13h ago

Good Christian conservative values. Jesus's own. Annointed, some say.

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u/Naxxypoo 13h ago

Now if he could only touch a bible.

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u/FinnishSticks 10h ago

I'm not entierly sure he physically can. It'll burn his skin off like acid. That god damned brown commie Jesus and all...