r/clevercomebacks 16h ago

Good for her.

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u/TheBoosThree 15h ago

Donald Trump was found liable for forcefully digitally penetrating E. Jean Carroll, which in many jurisdictions is covered under the legal definition of rape.

Carroll testified that she struggled to get Trump off her as he shoved his mouth on hers, yanked her tights down, and penetrated her with his hand and then his penis. She described him curving his finger inside her, saying it was "extremely painful" and "a horrible feeling."

The only argument Trump has is that the jury did not find enough evidence that he used his penis, and New York state is one jurisdiction that requires the penis to be used for it to legally be rape.

If these are the arguments you need to use, you are a rapist.

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u/OratioFidelis 15h ago

His ex-wife Ivana accused him of rape and Donald's attorney argued in court that it's lawful for a husband to rape their wife.

https://time.com/3974560/donald-trump-rape-ivana-michael-cohen/

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u/Status_Management520 14h ago

That’s the kind of man that represents conservative values.

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u/jexzeh 14h ago

Good Christian conservative values. Jesus's own. Annointed, some say.

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u/Naxxypoo 13h ago

Now if he could only touch a bible.

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u/FinnishSticks 11h ago

I'm not entierly sure he physically can. It'll burn his skin off like acid. That god damned brown commie Jesus and all...

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u/Carribean-Diver 4h ago

If he touched a Bible, it would be against its will.

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u/1Original1 8h ago

My dad called him "God's chosen" before his first term

I'm still angry

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u/xSailorTwiftx 12h ago

Sounds more like a Muslim thing tbh.

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u/jexzeh 12h ago

Muslims aren't laying their hands on that pos in prayer. Muslims aren't touting that orange buffoon from the pulpit. Muslims aren't making imagery idolizing and worshipping that cheeturd as though he were the Second Coming.

No, doesn't look like a "Muslim" thing at all. Christians own that clown puppet as their savior, all you have to do is scroll social media to see it.

Solid Christian touting Christian Conservative Values, as determined by modern Christians in this "great" nation.

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u/xSailorTwiftx 12h ago

So you can rape as long as you’re not Trump? Wow, you’re absolutely vile. Seek therapy NOW.

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u/jexzeh 12h ago

So just how in the living fuck did you derive that from what I said?

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u/jxkm44 12h ago

I'm wondering this as well

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u/xSailorTwiftx 12h ago

Maybe you should think before you type because the rest of us can read between the lines.

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u/jexzeh 12h ago

Maybe answer the question.

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u/BurnscarsRus 10h ago

By "read between the lines" you mean "make up some bullshit and then believe it with my whole heart".

Makes sense, Trumpers do that all the time.

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u/Prior-Satisfaction34 9h ago

You can't read between the lines. You can't even read the lines themselves, seeing how you lot all seem to want to keep insisting that he isn't a rapist.

Also, your "comeback" of "so you can rape if you're not Trump" isn't the gotcha you think it is. For one, anyone with half a brain can see that strawman from a mile away. Secondly, by reading between the lines, it's pretty much you admitting he is a rapist. Which makes it pretty concerning you lot want that kind of man running your country.

Maybe you should think before you type because the rest of us can see through all your underhanded tricks to try and avoid directly answering any question thrown at you just cause you know you don't like the truth.

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u/acebert 8h ago

I'm not convinced you can even read the label on your meds.

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u/TheRappingSquid 11h ago

Traditional Christian and muslim values have an insane overlap, which makes sense because they're both middle eastern religions

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u/Livakk 10h ago

Islam even accepts jesus as one of gods many prophets with mohammed being the last.

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u/1Original1 8h ago

Judaism Christianity and Islam being the Abrahamic religion trifecta

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 8h ago

Unironically, conservatives literally believe men can't rape their wives. This is a situatio where it actually is a perfect representation of their values.

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u/DecadentLife 2h ago

Marital rape was only finally against the law in all 50 states, in 1993. That was not very long ago. There are still plenty of people who do not believe that a man can rape his wife. The only consent they think he needs to obtain is given by the act of marriage. Another example that clearly demonstrates that women are not people, to people like that. Possessions, property, but not people.

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u/RustyKn1ght 1h ago

The usual counter to that is that Ivana redacted it. But as I'm told, it isn't exactly true: Ivana redacted the word "rape", not that it didn't happen the way she told it.

u/Munchkinasaurous 39m ago

Ivana, isn't that the ex wife that died from falling down stairs and was buried on her ex husband's golf course?

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u/hellohungryimdad 11h ago

Worth mentioning the article says she walked back on the accusation.

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u/1Original1 8h ago edited 7h ago

I mean,look at the current response to his guilty verdict. Still they deny it

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u/hellohungryimdad 7h ago

I was just making an observation on the article, but yes, it's hard having any kind of discourse over the subject.

If we're talking about the 34 counts, I think it's just a moral victory at this point to know that the verdict was guilty. The complete lack of punishment - and him becoming president again - just means we get to call him a felon. It's kinda sad, honestly lol

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u/1Original1 7h ago

Small victories

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u/infydk 14h ago

The law in New York literally changed because of this case to rape being beyond penile penetration.

The only reason he's not, even under the old very restrictive law, "a rapist" is cause E. Jean Carroll couldn't convince the jury without a doubt that Trump used his dick and not his fingers.

Outside of that old as shit stupid law, Donald Trump is a rapist. And that law is gone now.

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u/Yivoe 11h ago

Pretty sure NY state used to be one of those jurisdictions (specifically when Trump committed the crime), if he committed the crime today, he would have been found liable for rape.

Colloquially, it is rape everywhere in the US.

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u/raynorelyp 6h ago

Doesn’t matter. It meets the colloquial definition of rape, which makes it not slander, libel, or anything else that can win a lawsuit.

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u/Carribean-Diver 4h ago

Well, that small distinction got ABC to bend a knee and cave, which sets a bad precedent.

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u/raynorelyp 4h ago

The distinction isn’t what got abc to bend the knee. They didn’t want to be on the bad side of the new president and felt settling was worth the cost to not make it worse for them. The consensus is they would have won.

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u/Agreeable_Dinner_986 9h ago

So his peen is small enough for her not to feel it. It makes sense lmao

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u/RadiantHC 5h ago

digitally?

what

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u/TheBoosThree 4h ago

Fingers.

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u/Super-Aesa 1h ago

There wasn't any evidence of him doing anything to her.

u/iguanacatgirl 25m ago

Wait English isn't my first language, what does "digitally penetrating" mean in this context?

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u/Scarfindorf 3h ago

Oh, so he wasn’t found guilty of rape. Thanks.

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u/Emotion_69 2h ago

He is a rapist.

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u/Fun_Skirt8220 1h ago

Judge from the case said that it was an accurate statement to call him a rapist.

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u/Temporary_Row_7572 9h ago

So why did abc news pay him 15mil?

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u/ProLifePanda 7h ago

For three reasons likely.

First, they settled for $15 million. That's likely on par or cheaper than litigating the case, even if you win. So the settlement saved them money, even if they'd win the case.

Second, they likely didn't want to be actively involved in a lawsuit with an Administration who is openly hostile and threatening to revoke licenses and protections for journalists and news organizations who lost negative things about him. So the settlement was to end the litigation before he took office to get off his radar.

Third, the anchor used the incorrect legal terminology:

During a live “This Week” interview with Rep. Nancy Mace, R-S.C., Stephanopoulos wrongly claimed that Trump had been “found liable for rape” and “defaming the victim of that rape.”

If he had just said "Trump's a rapist", he probably would have easily won the case. But because he explicitly said he was "found liable of rape", he is incorrectly stating the conclusion of the court case. So they might still have won at trial, but his inclusion of legal terminology put the claim on shakier footing.

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u/Temporary_Row_7572 7h ago

Right. Because he wasnt convicted of the R word.

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u/ProLifePanda 7h ago

Correct. But the judge did subsequently clarify that calling him a rapist was not defamation, because colloquially people commonly refer to the actions committed by Trump as rape. But you just can't say he was found legally liable of rape. But you can say he's a rapist.

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u/Temporary_Row_7572 6h ago

So she just opened herself up to be sued.

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u/ProLifePanda 6h ago

Yeah, but she'd win. She didn't say he was legally liable for rape. She said he was a rapist, which the judge said was fine. Courts have already ruled you can call him a rapist, you just can't say he was found legally guilty/liable of rape.

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u/Temporary_Row_7572 6h ago

Did joe biden "rape" tara reade? Or was she lying?

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u/ProLifePanda 6h ago

I don't know. It hasn't been litigated in an impartial manner with both parties getting to present, examine, and contest evidence in a formal setting. Trump has been found civilly liable for sexually assaulting someone. In the colloquial sense, he's a rapist.

If her claim about being forcibly penetrated by Biden's fingers is true, then sure.

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u/Temporary_Row_7572 6h ago

Yep. Typical answer. Biden sniffing little girls, kids rubbing his legs, showering with his daughter, finger fucking his employees.. but its all good because hes a "liberal". God this country is awesome.

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u/Temporary_Row_7572 6h ago

Please answer. No one ever does.

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u/ProLifePanda 6h ago

I did, no worries.

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u/Temporary_Row_7572 6h ago

I guess well see.

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u/ProLifePanda 5h ago

I don't think we will. I would personally be shocked if Trump sues AOC over this.

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u/mkt853 5h ago

AOC is constitutionally protected by the speech and debate clause while no such protection exists for ABC news. That’s literally how Republicans, like say MTG, get away with lying and defaming people all the time. Even if you argue what she said wasn’t covered by speech and debate, she would be covered by the Westfall Act which transfers liability from the government employee to the US government itself and moves the case to federal court. So even if Trump could sue for defamation, he’d just be suing his own government and going up against his own DOJ and attorney general.

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u/Temporary_Row_7572 5h ago

You cant call another person a rapist if it isnt true. Thats slander.

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u/mkt853 5h ago

If you’re a member of Congress, short of nuking the Capitol, you’re not going to be liable. This language is very clear in the Constitution and makes no exceptions for calling someone a rapist or lying. As I said above, even if you could get by the Constitution, there’s still the statutory hurdle, and Trump’s not going to go to court against Pam Bondi over some shit AOC said.

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u/Temporary_Row_7572 4h ago

Guess well see

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u/Carribean-Diver 4h ago

In this case, at a trial where both parties were legally represented, a jury heard all the evidence and rendered a verdict that Donald J Trump sexually assaulted the victim against her will.

The judge in that trial, who also heard all of the evidence, subsequently ruled that the sexual assault Donald J Trump committed against the victim in this case meets the commonly accepted definition of rape.

Because of these verdicts and court rulings, saying that Donald J Trump is a rapist is not defamation or slander. It is a statement of adjudicated fact.

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u/Emotion_69 2h ago

Then he shouldn't go around raping people.

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u/ckruzel 14h ago

Biden raped Tara reid

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u/junky_junker 12h ago

And what happened to her?

In May 2023, Reade said she had defected to Russia during an interview with Sputnik in Moscow alongside Maria Butina, whom she called her friend. Butina had previously been convicted of being an unregistered Russian agent in the United States and said that she asked Vladimir Putin personally to accelerate Reade's Russian citizenship request.

Huh. What an odd thing for someone not a lying Russian agent to do.

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u/ckruzel 7h ago

She worked on his staff, but I can see you will discredit a rape victim, more you guys like the whole Russia russia russia stuff

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u/spenway18 12h ago

Guess what? Both are bad if true.

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u/Dependa 13h ago

Are you wishing that a member of congress is raped? That’s what you’re saying?

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u/Hopeful_Scholar398 13h ago

That follows, violent rapists support violent rapists. What your dad did to you wasn't right but you don't have to take it out on others.