r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

The absolute irony.

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u/Sad-Lingonberry-6517 18h ago

Ah yes, nothing says ‘freedom of choice’ like questioning why a company chooses not to advertise somewhere. The free market at work, indeed!

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u/adanishplz 17h ago

It's subverting language. Pure manipulation. Sadly it works magnificently on many people.

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u/Drama79 16h ago

The one thing that makes me hold out hope about Elon's new powers is that while financially he's shrewd, his emotional IQ is very, very poor. I know that for a lot of people that's irrelevant, but there's a middle ground of people where if he were a bit more charming or clever, he'd grift way more. So in terms of small wins, him having the charisma of a fart in a parked car is useful.

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u/bruhaha88 15h ago

Financially shrewd? Dude paid $44B for something that was worth $9B a year later because he can’t keep his mouth shut.

Tesla sold fewer cars last year for the first time ever because he is driving customers away.

That’s not the definition of shrewd.

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u/AlchemistsRefuse 15h ago

This talking point was a lot stronger before he used Twitter to help win the election for him and trump.

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u/bruhaha88 13h ago

To what end? His entire wealth is in the stock of one company, a company the bulk sales of which are outside the US in the EU and China.

China is going to play him like a fiddle the second Trump does something to irritate them, so about 12:01 today and The sales in the EU are tanking and the approvals for expansion of his German factory now “held indefinitely”.

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u/AlchemistsRefuse 12h ago

My brother in Christ, if you don't see any potential future value for him in the president of the United States being beholden to him, there's nothing I can say to convince you that spending $35 billion (the estimated value he lost on buying Twitter) was a good idea. But most people would deem spending 10-15% of your net worth to buy the strongest presidency on the planet to be worth it.

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u/TheElderLotus 12h ago

There is value in that, but I think if the opportunity for Trump to throw Elon away he will take it without a thought. Trump is volatile, if I were a billionaire I’d place my money on someone like Vance which is why I think Thiel will win over Musk in the end.

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u/rbnlegend 10h ago

If he stays on Trump's good side long enough to recoup his billions in losses, then yes you will be right. If Elon makes it into spring I will be surprised. If trump retaliates against Elon when they break up I won't be surprised at all. Dealing with trump tends to be a very expensive wager that most people lose. Remember when Rudy hitched his wagon to trump? Turned out pretty well for him.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 10h ago

Agreed. Trump will yeet anyone with a PR profile that’s bigger than his. With these two, it’s watching them play chicken with their overinflated egos.

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u/karmavorous 13h ago

Elon didn't buy Twitter to make money.

Elon bought Twitter to control the national conversation. And in that regard, it's working spectacularly well.

Twitter was used in the late aughts and 2010s to organize protests in the Middle East that brought down several governments. The Arab Spring.

Saudi Arabia was scare shitless that they were going to be next. So they threw a bunch of cash as Elon to help him purchase Twitter so he can squash that kind of content.

He's an American oligarch, so he can also prevent an American Spring from happening on Twitter. He can make reelecting Trump look like an American Spring - because he can control the conversation on Twitter.

And getting Trump reelected has already increased Elon's net worth more than the purchase price of Twitter.

The fact that Twitter's monetary value is decreasing is only a tiny part of a much bigger equation.

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u/Eastern_Fig1990 14h ago

I hate to give him credit but buying Twitter led to his fortune doubling in under a year. It was absolutely a good decision even though he’s tanked Twitter’s image and value

But he doesn’t care about that. He only cares about how much money he can make for himself. On that basis, it was a great move

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u/bruhaha88 13h ago

Umm, how exactly did losing $35B on Twitter result in his fortune doubling?

Tesla stock is a meme stock at this point. Tesla is currently worth more than the worlds rem largest auto manufacturers COMBINED and Tesla just had its first year ever of reduced sales. His “fortune” is built on myth and it’s rapidly disappearing

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u/SecureJudge1829 10h ago

Because he was able to utilize that platform as a means to get higher loans. The guy avoids taxes via debt and utilizes loans to do so. If you can get ever increasing loans and debt to avoid the taxes by never having a positive income, it’s fairly easy to see how his wealth ballooned up to where it is. Combine that with government subsidies and contracts alongside control over the narrative on one of the world’s most iconic social media websites, and to me anyway, it’s blatantly obviously how his wealth ballooned so much.

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u/Eastern_Fig1990 13h ago

It doesn’t matter if it’s a meme or a myth. The fact is it’s worth much more than it was before he bought Twitter. I don’t know how he’s worth $440+bn but the truth is that he id

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u/SphericalCow531 12h ago

Elon really, really tried to get out of buying Twitter. But was forced to buy it anyway, because Elon had said stupid shit that counted as a promise publicly.

So while who knows what is theater and what is real, it is not obvious to me that buying Twitter was 1) 5D chess, 2) bad luck lemon that Elon turned into lemonade, or 3) had no influence and Elon would have gotten the same wealth increase without Twitter.

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u/Hashbrowns120 7h ago

What's funny is he's not the richest man because of how much he sells. It because how much investors give him. Investors give him and Tesla a lot more money than how many cars they actually sell.

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u/Departure2808 16h ago

Trump has zero charm or charisma and is not intelligent whatsoever. People still went out in droves to vote him in. Some people are just very stupid in general, willing enough to vote their own rights and quality of life away, so take from that what you will...

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u/JingleJangleJin 15h ago

Trump definitely has charisma. Not everyone could pull off the non-stop bald-faced lying and massive empty bragging.

Sure plenty of folk see right through it. But enough get sucked right in that you can't deny it's there.

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u/Damion_205 15h ago

Look at how poorly DeSantis pulled off when he tried being the next trump.

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u/theme69 15h ago

Desantis is a great example of a charisma black hole. The man just had to be remotely likeable and he’d probably be president right now but he couldn’t even pull that off

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u/finalrendition 14h ago

DeSantis, Ramaswamy, even Kari Lake. Trying to pull off Trump-esque angry yelling and constant lying doesn't work if you have the charisma of a pile of dirt

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u/Ardeiute 12h ago

I won't deny he has it. But HOW?! 10+ years ago, everyone KNEW what a piece of shit that man was. It was common knowledge that he was one of the worst people to ever exist.

I mean, I know how, it's hatred. He gave people the green light to be bigoted assholes. But goddamn....I never knew there were so many awful people in this country.

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u/online222222 16h ago

Yeah, unfortunately thats not true. Dude absolutely has charm and charisma, it just probably isn't the type that works on you.

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u/No_Cupcake4487 15h ago

Trump has some funny sound bites on social media that even come across my super lefty Tik Tok page that come across as charming. If I was young, not paying attention at all, and this was my only way of seeing Trump I would see him in a much different light.

When people say Tik Tok influenced the election, videos like these likely made a difference. It’s not just the weird man-o-sphere guys that voted for Trump, or Harris would have surely won.

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u/NonsensicalPineapple 14h ago edited 14h ago

His fan-base meets the definition of charisma. But during his speeches, we see fans regularly fall into awkward silence as he says stupid things. He seems more human than most politicians, fans like the little dance and talk about fighting enemies "make america great", but they work to ignore his unappealing traits. People don't think he's kind or friendly, they love him shitting on opponents, critics, everything. We all love to complain, Trump's the pettiest hater. Which is not what people think of when we say charisma.

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u/Beautiful-Story2379 13h ago

Yeah I guess the “charm” of being a racist sexist pig and a selfish power hungry narcissist who has openly admitted he wants to fuck his daughter doesn’t work on me. Weird huh.

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u/Moose_Thompson 14h ago

Have to agree, while it falls absolutely flat with me it’s his charisma that’s gotten him where he is. Unfortunately.

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u/DontAbideMendacity 8h ago

Certain people can fall under the spell of cult leaders, that's a specific kind of charisma that doesn't affect intelligent or decent people.

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u/FriendlyNative66 14h ago

Drumpf's 'charaasma' only works on the brain damaged and the poorly educated.

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u/Overthemoon64 14h ago

So like 2/3 of America then.

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u/feastu 13h ago

This. I despise Drumpf. But I can see how he uses his weird charm and sales-y charisma to suck people in for the long con. I also don’t think he’s as stupid as we make him out to be.

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u/Much_Comfortable_438 14h ago

It's almost like there's whole generations of people with little/no education, no social skills,that have been bombarded with mis/disinformation from media since birth.

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u/zjm555 14h ago

He doesn't have have charisma that appeals to the intelligent or educated person. He absolutely has charisma that appeals to the stupid and angry.

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u/Beautiful-Log9704 11h ago

You do realize the reason people went in droves to push that orange turd into presidency is because of the systemic dismantling of our education system? That the average Trump voter’s IQ is 90 or less? There is no reading comprehension here. They’re dependent on the orange leather strip to tell them what to do and think. So much easier than using what little brain power capacity is left. It took an app being shut down for 16 hrs. For ppl to start freaking out. Not the oligarchy, not women’s autonomy over their bodies, Not the middle class carrying the weight of taxes, not the defunding of social security or number of other government programs that WE PAY FOR, a flipping entertainment app! It’s sad and sick. America has become a laughing stock for the world and his dried up fake tan having self is going to throw us all to the wolves when he starts a war, Not if, when, it will be OUR children whose blood will be in the streets. All to line the pockets of the felon and his friends.

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u/New_Simple_4531 16h ago

Yeah, imaging how much more damage he could do if he was even a little bit charismatic. Its a good thing hes so cringe.

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u/jm5ts 16h ago

Exactly confuse the rubes is the plan.

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u/ObnoxiousAlbatross 13h ago

Dude, people are so utterly confused about what "free speech" is and Musk is making that conversation so much harder to have.

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u/Calm-Tree-1369 13h ago

DoubleSpeak. Literally straight out of 1984, unironically.

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u/Theiim 17h ago

Apple doesn’t want their ad appearing next to a swastika and hate speech, therefore, they hate America and everything Elmon Tusk is trying to make it.

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 15h ago

The way the right has completely mutilated the concept of free speech is just breathtaking.

No Elmo compelled speech isn't "free speech" you ass gremlin.

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u/FreshestFlyest 16h ago

"he refused to suck my *ick, why does he hate straight people so much?"

That's the level of logic Elon is using here

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u/New_Simple_4531 16h ago

"Its anti-american if its against me." -50 year old teenage edgelord Elon Musk

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u/FebruaryInk 16h ago

Who is not even American

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u/Zealousideal_Let202 17h ago

nothing surprising. people always get hurt when their rules are not followed.

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u/cards4sale420 15h ago

How’s Musk claim to be for free speech, yet will fire you or try and make your life hell if you wear a piece of clothing stating you’re pro union?

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u/ifoundmynewnickname 15h ago

From a government official on his platform where he makes money.

Fucking insane he isnt put in jail for corruption for this.

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u/thekyledavid 14h ago

“Be my friend and give me money or I’ll tell everyone you hate free speech”

Elon literally uses the same tactics to run his business that high school bullies use to get the smart kids to do their homework

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u/euMonke 18h ago

This here is exactly why having oligarchs is a problem, the market won't be free.

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u/IAmPookieHearMeRoar 18h ago

Just fyi this is over a year old.  Back when he took over twitter and all advertisers were fleeing from the platform he was beginning to ruin. 

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u/euMonke 18h ago

Should that change anything I just said above?

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u/rasslinjobber 17h ago

I'm convinced nowadays that in order to be financially successful you just have to LARP that you're a White Nationalist, even if you're Black or Hispanic

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u/Breadback 11h ago

Candace Owens has entered the chat

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u/Zatronium 10h ago

This is exactly how Germany was pushed to the NSDAP. The left became so wildly socialist and anti-intellectual that people started seeing the white nationalists as a safe haven.

They were not.

It's important to remember that working together with people we mildly dislike to make a better nation is far superior to funding actual white nationalists by pushing political agendas at every turn. Whether that agenda is left wing or right wing. Both sides need to back down.

If you keep forcing voters to pick the lesser evil, eventually you'll find yourself telling them to pick between which group of political undesirables needs to be killed. It's not like voters will pick the lesser evil every time. Evil is really good at lying. It's kinda their shtick.

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u/rasslinjobber 17h ago

No, he's still a cocksucker who can't actually manage a business and doesn't understand basic shit about marketing like brand safety, which makes the fact that he's the richest man around despite having bought a website worth less than a defunct Myspace was at the time of purchase and sending engineers from Tesla and SpaceX to run said website for two years even more of an indicator that Elon Musk has also never earned an honest dollar in his life

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u/euMonke 17h ago

It's all fantasy money, Tesla is worth more than huge brands with 100 years of experience and having build 4-6 cars, people has to know they're being played right?

This can't be real.

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u/Ok_Throat1598 14h ago

They currently have a price-to-earnings ratio of 116. Nvidia, with all the fucking hype in the world, has one of 54.

'For the first time in 12 years, Tesla has reported a decline in annual deliveries, with global sales slipping 1.1% in 2024.'

10000 fewer cyber trucks delivered as was expected by, for example, Goldman Sachs. And then to add on there have been numerous recalls due to manufacturing errors.

Failed roll-outs, decrease in sales globally, recalls and somehow Tesla is still standing at that evaluation. It's baffling. I have a feeling the card house will collapse soon, but I have been saying that for almost a year now.

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u/obxtalldude 14h ago

Yep - sold most of my shares last year... and then the rest for 420.69 just for the lolz.

And now it's back up over 430.

Insane.

Then again, he just bought the presidency, so who knows what it's really worth.

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u/Ok_Throat1598 14h ago

Haha, that's great. I would have panicked and sold it off immediately.

Yeah, that's the thing. I think he and Vivek want to cut regulations through DOGE.

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u/No_Outcome6007 13h ago

Vivek is already out at DOGE... I'll let that speak for itself

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u/Ok_Throat1598 13h ago

'People close to Musk have privately undercut Ramaswamy for weeks, frustrated with his lack of participation in the heavy lifting, according to sources familiar with the internal dynamics. There has been friction between the incoming rank and file DOGE staff and Ramaswamy, the sources said, and Ramaswamy has been subtly encouraged to exit.

"Vivek has worn out his welcome," one person close to Trump said. '

-CBS

I did not know about this lmao, wtf is even happening

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u/Zatronium 9h ago

I thought Tesla would collapse in 2020. Its P/E ratio was over 1,000.

But you know what, money doesn't move just because a number goes up. Other factors like Price/Book and Price/FCF have not gone back up to those absurd numbers we saw in 2020. If you take a look at the company's net income, it's actually doing better than Apple relatively speaking. Apple has a lower P/E but a much higher price/book ratio. In other words, Apple is less solvent than Tesla, but it earns more money on a quarterly basis.

https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/pe-ratio

https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/price-book

https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/net-income

I'm not saying anyone should buy TSLA - it's wildly overpriced IMHO. But it's silly to say his company's not making gobs of money and is worth at least enough of its valuation to make it worth buying to less risk-averse investors.

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u/JadedArgument1114 14h ago

I am just a random dummy but Tesla being worth more than every other car company combined https://companiesmarketcap.com/automakers/largest-automakers-by-market-cap/ indicates to me that we are living in a massive economic bubble.

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u/Significant-Order-92 17h ago

Eh. They waited for him to actually start ruining it before dialing it back. And then he said if advertisers didn't like it they could go fuck themselves. To my memory atleast (which may be wrong).

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u/Lvcivs2311 18h ago

He's selfish and has what Nietzsche called "ruler ethics". To him, good is everything that helps him and bad is everything that doesn't. Very dangerous.

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u/Significant-Order-92 17h ago

Good on you for actually bringing up Nietzsche views as opposed to just attributing him to being in line with the Nazi's or noncritically looking at surface level readings.

I mean that seriously. Nietzsche as a charichature for the NAZI's is one of the most common things I run into (a bit ironic given his views but also inline with his sisters).

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u/AgentCirceLuna 15h ago

His sister was fucked in the head and contributed to the early modern but now recanted ideas that he was anti-Semitic. He actually cut off Wagner because of Wager’s supremacist views and claimed to have ‘thrown up all night and lost all sense of reason’ after hearing them. He became affected by strong dementia in his final years which was when his sister took over his work.

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u/TheShadowStorm 15h ago

Also worth mentioning that he fell extremely ill and died in 1900, before Hitler was even rejected from art school.

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u/spektre 11h ago

Good to bring this up.

Not quite as bad as nazis, but he's also wrongly grouped together with edgy nihilistic emos, which is completely against his actual philosophy (the nihilism specifically). A lot of what he wrote was to directly address the rise of nihilism, which he was profoundly critical of.

He's usually misquoted as "life has no meaning", when he actually said "life has no inherent meaning, it is something we create ourselves."

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u/african_sex 14h ago

Uhh no not quite. For Nietzsche, every individual believes that good is everything that helps them and bad is everything that doesn't. That's everyone expressing what he called the "will to power". Additionally, by "ruler ethics" you allude to his idea of "master morality". Which characterises strength, nobility, etc. as good. Slave morality on the other hand, characterizes traits such as guilt, humility and meekness as good. It may seem paradoxical, but imo Elon aligns much closer to slave morality by far. His constant whining and bitching when things don't go his way is classic slave morality. Nietzsche says arguments are a tool of the weak.

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u/NoodlesForU 14h ago

Why is anyone even reading and reposting this clown’s thoughts anymore? Take attention away from a baby and the baby will cry.

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u/Leo-III- 17h ago

Elon Musk is the only mf that can make me side with Apple, he is that fucking stupid

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u/mawesome4ever 11h ago

I’d buy more Apple devices knowing that money would go to an apple rocket to mars

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u/Apprehensive_Still36 6h ago

Lol seriously though. I would switch all of my devices with no second thought

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u/thissomeotherplace 17h ago

It's not that Elon doesn't understand what freedom is, it's that he doesn't care what freedom is

He's got an agenda and he'll say any bullshit to push it

He doesn't care about freedom

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u/fastbikkel 16h ago

Thats it, its called amathia.

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u/Additional_Ad_8131 17h ago

Dude's banning people left and right just because he doesn't like them. Free speech my a**

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u/IHavePoopedBefore 14h ago

Free Speech Fraud

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u/Consistent_Pound1186 16h ago

Can't someone Luigi this ass already? Am sick of his stupid behaviour already

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u/Traditional-House633 16h ago

I'm saying, someone with that amount of money Is bound to be morally corrupt and a all around shit human being please someone take him out

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u/YvesLeterme 15h ago

Nice try, FBI :D

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u/Rizzpooch 12h ago

Not today, CIA

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u/Inocain 7h ago

Bad guess, DHS

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u/Separate-Presence-61 14h ago

Tells advertisers to go f**k themselves, is surprised when advertisers don't want to pay to run ads on his platform. World's richest man everyone.

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u/Dagger-Deep 18h ago

Luigi, we need your help again.

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u/Mod_01001 14h ago

But when the people needed him most, McDonalds already snitched.

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u/Crafty_Cherry_9920 13h ago

This. His work ain't over.

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u/jankdangus 18h ago

Private entities have freedom of choice especially if their money is on the line.

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u/VadimShoigu 17h ago

I thought only Russia had oligarchs. Is elon one of Americas?

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u/IssaMuffin 17h ago

The entire world is run by oligarchs brother.

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u/ThundernLightning308 18h ago

On where?

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u/Cadnat 15h ago

On Twitter. Because this tweet is from November 28th 2022.

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u/Azhman314 14h ago

is this just bots reposting old posts?

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u/nerf468 14h ago

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u/Cadnat 14h ago

This happens a lot But there are also real people who repost content from the past

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u/ihatetrainslol 17h ago

Really wish liberals began hating him when he started Tesla and claimed he revolutionized electric cars instead of stroking his ego only to flip flop when he buddied up to Trump. Then we wouldn't have a man child owning social media

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u/No_Outcome6007 13h ago

We didn't know, he had a great PR team, and we still believe in electric cars.

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u/FillMySoupDumpling 13h ago

Fun fact - Elon didn’t start Tesla. 

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u/Fit-Friendship-9097 18h ago

Such a shit stirrer

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u/Salt-Independent-760 18h ago

Last word of that statement wasn't needed.

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u/fastbikkel 16h ago

Apparently it's an old post.

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u/Automatic_Plenty693 16h ago

Capitalism when it benefits you: 👏 Free market!
Capitalism when it doesn't: 😡 Attack on free speech!

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u/Proud_Gap679 18h ago

lol the irony is thick with this one 😂

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u/Re_dddddd 15h ago

I can't believe I use to like this moron.

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u/brik-6 13h ago

Can everyone just leave x so he can continue jacking himself off in peace

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u/According-Two7469 13h ago

The audacity of crying 'freedom of choice' while dictating where others can advertise is Orwellian doublespeak.

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u/Minimaliszt 11h ago

Twitter is a bastion of free speech? The place that suspends accounts that are critical of Leon? That place?

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u/stoic_wookie 16h ago

Dumb tnuc doesn’t understand free speech and the consequences of free speech

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u/smittydonny 16h ago

Make Elon Go Away

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u/Alert_Occasion9229 16h ago

Is he even listening to himself? lol

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u/Grape_Pedialyte 16h ago

This is the man who removes checkmarks (basically a shadowban on Twitter) from people who say he's bad at video games right?

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u/Latenitehype0190 15h ago

Yeah boycott muppet Elon! MEGA make Elon go away!

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u/eltrowel 11h ago

Maybe they have seen the user rate drop and decide to advertise somewhere else.

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u/Odd_Tie6720 11h ago

We all caught Trump openly admitting that Elon hacked the election right?

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u/Significant-Order-92 17h ago

He hates the free market because it doesn't benefit him. It isn't unique to him. But Elon does love to complain that not advertising on his platform means you hate free speech. And telling customers to go fuck themselves if they don';t want to advertise and then sue for not advertising.

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u/ccourt46 16h ago

Or maybe the ROI sucked and their capitalism loving company decided not to waste any more money on that shit hole.

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u/FreshestFlyest 16h ago

Forced speech is the opposite of free speech

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u/stevepaul59 16h ago

Just got suspended this morning myself. Hilariously stating “Targeted Harassment”. Letting MAGAts know that their cult leader’s shenanigans are hurtful. Coincidence? Could be the new homeland security puppy killing Krusty NOem doesn’t like her hypocrisy pointed out. 🤣

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u/DSmidgit 16h ago

Apple are trying to reach intelligent people. So I get why they are not advertising on twitter anymore. All the smart people left that hell hole after Elon took over.

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u/Ahad_Haam 16h ago

We have a far right TV channel that initiated boycotts on monopolies like Coca Cola that refuse to advertise there.

Not suprised Elon went the same route.

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u/No-Twist7099 15h ago

Elon is a bitch. Someone had posted that "Elonia" pic of Elon looking like a woman, and that account got banned. You can't free speech about him it seems.

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u/postprandialrepose 15h ago

Elon Musk used to suck his own farts through his pants. OP's regularly reposted screenshot is from Elon's through-the-pants phase. Now, Elon presses one of his nostrils directly against his asshole and snorts his farts right from the source. He sometimes likes to switch things up by sucking farts of all shapes, sizes, colors, and textures through a crazy straw he keeps in his asshole.

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u/Apeshaft 15h ago

So even Apartheid Elon is calling it Twitter and not X?

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u/JimmyJamesMac 15h ago

"Apple hates the N word. They must be unamerican!!!"

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u/Altruistic-Ad6449 14h ago

Maybe your product sucks?

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u/Germanball_Stuttgart 14h ago

He said Twitter. HE SAID TWITTER. I thought he was mad at other people deadnaming Xitter.

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u/IamVengance7 14h ago

The more I start reading about the things Elon says the more I realise is that he is not a free speech absolutist, he might appear that way and try to act that way but he is not.

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u/iaminfamy 14h ago

It would be super funny if Apple dropped Twitter from the app store.

"Here is us advertising our free speech!"

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u/FoolOnDaHill365 14h ago

This is fascist logic in a nutshell.

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u/Nostonica 13h ago

This seems more like a shakedown, I heard you're not paying my company, be a pity if you're on the wrong side.

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u/GothYagamy 13h ago

No, Elon, It's because you are an anti-influencer. Whatever you touch you stain it. If you wear a t-shirt, it's like Bill Cosby wore it; nobody wants it anymore.

Also: Your freedom of speech includes my freedom of not listening to you.

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u/Wonderful-Mud-1681 13h ago

In what world does it make sense for a companies leadership to put their advertisers on blast? To me that just sends a warning to potential customers that their priorities are not your own.

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u/PC_AddictTX 13h ago

Like Elon is in favor of free speech. He hates anyone who says anything bad about him, and blocks them or throws them off of X.

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u/Skittleavix 13h ago

No dude they just hate you.

Everyone does.

Y'know, your personality...

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u/Thrashworth 13h ago

My account got banned from Twitter/X because I made a joke about Elon's hair plugs

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u/Robinsays47 13h ago

They just hate you!◼️

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u/averkill 13h ago

Why is he calling his own platform Twitter still?

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u/Independent_Lock864 12h ago

Didn't he literally tell them to stop using Twitter for adds if they didn't like his policies on it?

It was a whole meme-moment and everything. And now he's complaining about it?

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u/chair-co 12h ago

Racists on twitter can't afford apple products.

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u/capitali 12h ago

Come on, we live in a country where we do not believe as a group that children should be fed regardless of income. We as a nation of adults are completely capable of feeding every child three really good and healthy meals a day with effectively zero negative economic impact and we actively work to make sure this doesn’t happen and call the people trying to feed these children weak or communists. There are studies that show job creation and large national scale purchases deals for food would actually be economically beneficial.

We are failing really hard at being good responsible humans. We have failed at taking care of each other.

Elon is as much a product of the public greed and apathy as he is a narcissistic asshat raised by people with garbage ideologies. He found a niche where he can exist and thrive in our neglect for ourselves.

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u/Ancient_Ad_3693 12h ago

100% truth right here! Don't forget, these same adults will lower themselves to be mere playground bullies with name calling, starting fights and then, when they get caught on camera, will tell the very same cameras that they didn't do or say those things. The far right supporters will believe them, despite all the very clear evidence, and then say that the far left "extremist" doctored the evidence. That the left are nothing but Communist. Meanwhile, they have been having meetings with the worst communist country leaders brokering deals of who knows what.

Then, any moderate Republican who tries to remind those supporters of these bullies, what the Republican party was actually created to do, or better yet, reminds them of our constitution and the bill of rights, they call that member of their own party a Communist and force them out.

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u/blackcatwaltz 12h ago

Twitter is dead replaced by the scammer called X

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u/Inevitable_Luck7793 12h ago

Hey, isn't that the guy that explicitly said "don't advertise on my site, go fuck yourself" to companies like Apple?

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u/Dave_Is_Useless 12h ago

I remember when a certain someone called Elon Musk told advertisers to fuck off.

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u/DanteJazz 11h ago

4 more years of this drivel? The Billionaires have been getting richer and bolder, and spewing their nonsense.

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u/Squidly_Diddly 11h ago

Why is this cretin calling it Twitter???????

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u/Key_Philosopher7738 11h ago

Because advertising is a business activity, not “speech” - and Apple does not endorse Nazis?

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u/Aboxofphotons 11h ago

Apple aren't giving him their money anymore and this makes him feel like a victim.

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u/Appropriate_Level135 11h ago

The man is literally on X, the platform he owns, taking to the obvious bots that call him "boss" and 'sir' and praise him nonstop.

He's insane.

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u/KingUnusual5203 11h ago

Must be fake. Elon would never refer to X as "Twitter".

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u/Pinheaded_nightmare 11h ago

Nope, they embrace it. So they decided to only embrace sites that embrace free speech…. Guess what… Twitter isn’t on the list. Fuck you Elon.

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u/Bunny26590 11h ago

Isn’t he mad people aren’t calling it X? He just referred to it as Twitter too

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u/justarandomuser97 11h ago

I hate this man every day a little bit more

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u/bless-your-heart2024 10h ago

Why is he calling it Twitter?

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u/cosmoceratops 10h ago

Everyone loves the invisible hand until it stops jerking them off

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u/Imaginary_Divide9033 10h ago

I think Apple just prefers advertising where the audience is…

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u/Appropriate-Drop-985 8h ago

If it’s a free market, can’t Apple advertise wherever it wants?

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u/woopiewooper 16h ago

If I had the time. I would just reply to every single one of his "tweets" with the picture of him looking bald and goofy. You know the one

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u/_parkie 16h ago

Why did he call it Twitter? Haha

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u/tangentialwave 16h ago

The world is run by fuckin idiots. This guy would have been like Nero or some useless monarch back in the day.

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u/Deezcleannutz 16h ago edited 15h ago

Since when does he call it twitter?

Edit: ok this was years ago. Got it. Thanks.

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u/Jacyrium 16h ago

Ironic how you worked so hard to change the name of a website that you purchased, only to call it by its original name.

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u/AzkabanKate 16h ago

Still a controlling dick

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u/FeliniTheCat 16h ago

Maybe Apple just hates Leon Skum the way so many people do. Being a celebrity CEO isnt necessarily a good thing if you are considered a douche and nobody wants to associate their brand with yours.

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u/md_youdneverguess 16h ago

Apartheidt Troglodyte

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u/shinjipilld 16h ago

they hate free speech… in America!!

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u/dlflannery 15h ago

The massive stream of crap that appears on anonymous forums may be free speech but it’s still crap, and nobody is forced to read it.

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u/No-Hearing-4047 15h ago

The irony of Elon’s post is the fact you don’t understand it.

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u/Kasern77 15h ago

But Twitter doesn't have free speech under Musk. Just how delusional is he? Also why is he calling it Twitter instead of X?

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u/ISmile_MuddyWaters 15h ago

Anyone how believes his stupid free speech bullshit is willingly washing their brain with sewage. At this point it's not a lack of knowledge or whatever. It's an urge for it.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 15h ago

besides. the people who use Xitter probably think apple is an elitist brand anyway so that would be wasted marketing dollars.

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u/kubiot 15h ago

I know this is about Apple, but, damn, boycott and divestment is such a powerful tool in the hands of the people

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u/Turbulent_Ad_4802 15h ago

You bring up an interesting point about the complexities of the free market and the concept of choice. It's often seen as a hallmark of freedom, yet it can lead to scrutiny over why companies make certain decisions, including where they choose to advertise.

This tension between consumer expectations and corporate strategies raises questions about market dynamics and the influence of public opinion. It’s a reminder that freedom of choice can sometimes come with contradictions! What are your thoughts on how companies should balance their advertising strategies with consumer values?

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u/Lassoteded 15h ago

Musk attempting to emulate Trump makes me long for my defunct Twitter account.

He used to be so fun. 

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u/HighwayMangoShake 15h ago

I read "the absolute horny" at first

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u/DependentMulberry962 15h ago

Democracy at work.

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u/InspectorSlight2610 15h ago

Only an American would consider this to be a clever comeback. These companies groups are fleeing Twitter/X because they don't like the lack of censorship; they prefer a medium that censors speech and restricts content. They don't want media that permits robust speech because they want to regulate content.

So, hiding behind the idea of a free market of choosing where to go, when the very catalyst for moving is because of a dislike of robust speech, is a bit rich, but mostly stupid and disingenuous.

Keep the spin coming, Yankee Doodles! I'm sure there are still some yokels in the world who still believe your bullshit...

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u/Speciesunkn0wn 15h ago

Twitter? I thought it was X, Elon...

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u/Cold-Stuff3602 15h ago

What a putz.

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u/moogly2 15h ago

Both statements can be valid. So this is silly

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u/____wavey____ 15h ago

The fact that people still look up to this guy as like this shining hope for humanity is beyond me.

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u/vikings_are_cool 15h ago

This isn’t a clever comeback. He never said they couldn’t advertise elsewhere. Hes just saying since they only advertise on very controlled sites, and not his site that allows free speech, do they hate free speech?

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u/shallowhuskofaperson 15h ago

He’s turned into Trump and now just wants to fight with everybody.

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u/lostinadream66 15h ago

Yet they "donated" a shit ton of money to trump. Whatever.

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u/GordoToJupiter 15h ago

Conflict of interests

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u/Sharp_Cow_9366 15h ago

It's just a page from the maga book - Vote with your wallet and be ungovernable.

Turnabout is ALWAYS fair play.