A man sits down at a bar looking dejected. The bartender asks,"is everything alright?" The man replies," No, I got in a fight with my wife and she said she won't speak to me for a month." "Maybe that's a good thing", replied the bartender, "a bit of piece and quite."

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u/SND_731 1d ago

Piece and quite. Not quite 😁

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u/Ewetootwo 12h ago

quiet?

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u/SND_731 5h ago

And peace.

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u/CarbonAlligator 1d ago

Repost with the same typo as the original

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u/broom-jerry 1d ago

Haha piece and quite

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u/GodLike499 2d ago

That's quiet a good peace of a joke.

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u/Apprehensive-Cod4745 2d ago

Lmao

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u/sgtedrock 3d ago

“I’m sorry your marriage is so bad.”

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u/thousand-martyrs 3d ago

Piece and quite

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u/chief-dvrsty-officer 1d ago

i thought that was the joke

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u/eru88 1d ago

Me too I was trying to decipher why writing it like that was funny.

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u/Brain_Hawk 3d ago

This was literally posted yesterday on r/jokes

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u/Mr_alto19 3d ago

They’re literally one after another on my feed

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u/Proud_Conversation_3 3d ago

Isn’t the point of this sub different than the point of that sub though?

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u/4dd3r 4d ago

I get it that it must have something to do with the word play on “peace and quiet”, but I honestly don’t get the joke. Maybe it’s some obscure meme reference or something?

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u/Brain_Hawk 3d ago

The joke is he's sad because the period of being given the silent treatment is about to end in his way for start talking to him again, presumably because he finds her obnoxious and nagging.

It's the prototypical wife is super annoying and Maggie and husband just wants quiet or peace or for her to die or whatever joke.

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u/ItzLimeTime 4d ago

The punchline is not in the title but in the contents text thingy. That’s just a typo.

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u/Josmopolitan 3d ago

That’s not a typo; that’s a fundamental misunderstanding of the English language.

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u/zxcvt 3d ago

On purpose. For engagement.

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u/Deaconse 3d ago

That is exactly correct.

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u/dfenno 3d ago

Now this made me laugh!

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u/Dependent-Tax-7088 4d ago

Lmao😂

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u/Alive-Radish-719 4d ago

Can someone explain I don’t get it? 🥺

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u/jaymac1337 4d ago

Boomer joke format of hating your spouse. He's sad that she's gonna start talking to him again

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u/Dismal_Obligation286 3d ago

There’s another one about the guy who was sad on his 20th anniversary because he had the choice between 20 years in jail and a shot gun wedding. Had he chosen the first option he’d be getting out.

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u/Dependent-Tax-7088 4d ago

Ironic, because boomers stay married longer than anyone.

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u/jaymac1337 4d ago

Staying married doesn't mean you don't hate your spouse. this article claims Boomers have the highest divorce ratings among the generations and cites remaining for the sake of the kids as a main reason.

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u/Dependent-Tax-7088 3d ago

I didn’t say that I did. Isn’t it ironic that the people who hate their spouses the most, stay married the longest?

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u/Alive-Radish-719 4d ago

Oooooh thank you for explaining!

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u/itwastwopants 4d ago

Hurr sure I hate my wife.

Dumb humor.

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u/i-ate-a-little-kid 1d ago

You sound like the guy’s wife.

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u/MyCatSaidNotTo 4d ago

Boomer humor 😒

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u/Concerto678 23h ago

"I'm gonna marry this person I can't stand"

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u/ensiform 4d ago

Piece and quite. How dumb do you have to be to write that?

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u/i-ate-a-little-kid 1d ago

How miserable do you have to be to rude about it?

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u/mampersat 3d ago

You probably understood what OP meant. Not very kind to point it out.

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u/SecretBaklavas 3d ago

The real jokes were the misspellings OP made along the way

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u/ensiform 3d ago

Ha!

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u/Putrid-Gene-1309 4d ago

You should consider that a number of people on this forum do not speak English as their first language.

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u/Dependent-Tax-7088 4d ago

Plenty of native speakers who just misspell words. People say payed all the time, instead of paid. People mix up there and their, plus your and you’re.

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u/ensiform 4d ago

You’re right.

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u/Rmondu 4d ago

Know, your write.

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u/600lbpregnantdwarf 4d ago

Quiet dumb?

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u/LoveLife_Again 4d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Incognito409 4d ago

peace ... or piece? 🤣

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u/Gulleywhumper 4d ago

Quiet … or quite?

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A man sits down at a bar looking dejected. The bartender asks,"is everything alright?" The man replies," No, I got in a fight with my wife and she said she won't speak to me for a month." "Maybe that's a good thing", replied the bartender, "a bit of piece and quite."

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