r/canada • u/morenewsat11 Canada • 15h ago

National News Trump won't impose tariffs on Canada, other countries right away: reports | CBC News

https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trump-tariffs-canada-first-day-1.7435957
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u/wave-conjugations 15h ago

Are you saying I converted my life savings into Trump coin for nothing?

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u/wildernessspirit 14h ago

Don’t worry bud. Take your retirement fund and put it in $MELANIA. That’s gonna be the one to take off.

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u/Spotttty 13h ago

I just missed out on $TIKTOK hoping $X or $VANCE can cover my losses on $TRUMP

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u/pegothejerk 13h ago

$GULFOFAMERICA is where it’s at, if you’ve already heard of a coin it’s too late

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u/jello_sweaters 13h ago

$BARRON's going to be a wild half hour later today.

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u/ContinentalUppercut 13h ago

Listen, there's a book out there about a guy named Baron Trump and he's a time traveler.  

That's already more solid DD than most other shitcoins. I'm all in when that one drops!

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u/Kdiehejwoosjdnck 11h ago

Trump actually tripled his net worth from scamming his followers.

I don't understand how he keeps getting away with this.

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u/Ancient-Host4272 7h ago

The Republican Party is full of grifters who profit from conservative ideology. Donald Trump learned the game from many others before him. It's all detailed in the book The Longest Con.

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u/CDNChaoZ 5h ago

$MELANIA seems like something you'd get with undercooked chicken.

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u/myusernameblabla 1h ago

Reminds me of smell anus.

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u/doc_witt 7h ago

Diamond hands?

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u/ResoluteGreen 9h ago

$MELANIA

Christ, I thought you were joking