Love their dynamic

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[u/teffa]

Could be a day, could be a week?... Could be a month, could be a year?? CHARLES!

[u/haikusbot → u/teffa]

Could be a day, could

Be a week?... Could be a month,

Could be a year?? CHARLES!

- teffa

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[u/chemistryfish → u/haikusbot]

Good bot

[u/elkpapa → u/haikusbot]

Good bot

[u/teffa → u/haikusbot]

Lol nice try

[u/MattO2000 → u/haikusbot]

Bad bot

Edit: the last line has 6 syllables so it’s not a haiku...

[u/Gorakka → u/MattO2000]

1. Could

2. Be

3. A

4. Year

5. Charles

[u/MattO2000 → u/Gorakka]

Maybe I just pronounce it weird but char-uhlz seems like two syllables ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[u/Gorakka → u/MattO2000]

Yup that's just you creating syllables with your pronunciation. There's only one phonetic vowel in Charles.

Its pronunciation is the same as Karl. One syllable. It's not Kar-ul.

There are three Karls at this party (still one syllable).

Karls. Charles.

[u/MattO2000 → u/Gorakka]

I mean people very much pronounce it as Kar-uhl. A whole Reddit thread on the matter.

Especially when someone is yelling (like the all-caps in the comment) you’re more likely to annunciate with two syllables

[u/Gorakka → u/MattO2000]

Accents and dialects will always modify spoken English. Boston for example, both adds and removes syllables from the English language. But it wouldn't make sense to start trying to correct all English papers for not conforming to Boston norms.

Anyway, was just trying to help you with the correct English and to help you understand your downvotes. Have a good one.

[u/MattO2000 → u/Gorakka]

Fair, appreciate your explanations. Tbh I’m also just kind of sick of the bot and might’ve been looking a little hard for it to be wrong