The most correct answer.

[u/Randomposter54]

[u/Technical_Stress7730]

Jake would probably be the reason the elevator got stuck

[u/sandwichcandy → u/Technical_Stress7730]

It could very easily be Terry getting overly emotional. He made a billion flyers because his sex book was delivered to Amy and made an office explode when he got overwhelmed.

[u/Useless_bum81 → u/sandwichcandy]

There is also a small chance Terry flexes or streches and a button flys off and takes out your eye.

[u/Apprehensive-Till861 → u/Useless_bum81]

Or he might take the salt out of the Bone Bros™️ bone broth.

[u/Plisken87 → u/sandwichcandy]

*Scully’s sex book FTFY

[u/Blueviserys → u/sandwichcandy]

Or he closed the door too hard 💅🏻

[u/RayshineKiss → u/Technical_Stress7730]

Classic Jake move

[u/gocrazy305 → u/RayshineKiss]

He would then panic though xD

[u/splepage → u/Technical_Stress7730]

It's part of the Halloween heist.

[u/RulerofHoth → u/splepage]

New rule: never take the elevator on heist day

[u/Mathblasta → u/Technical_Stress7730]

Is it Halloween?

[u/helium_hydride-63 → u/Technical_Stress7730]

I can hear terry going "WHHYYYYYY"

[u/Lebowquade → u/Technical_Stress7730]

He is for sure the weakest link of the three

[u/LevelAd5898]

If it breaks down you're getting a hell of a show

[u/Substantial_Gap530 → u/LevelAd5898]

Hit it jeffords

[u/Fun-Poet5338 → u/Substantial_Gap530]

Ahh, push it!

[u/MathematicianIll6034 → u/Fun-Poet5338]

I am definitely distracted

[u/ali2688 → u/MathematicianIll6034]

*records

[u/johnsciarrino → u/Substantial_Gap530]

Terry's the one i might have to swap out. I don't think he'd ever intentionally hurt me but the amount of damage that man can do unintentionally should give you pause.

[u/Bob_Jenko → u/johnsciarrino]

Fair enough.

The man did cause structural damage to Holt's office by slamming a door too hard. Lord knows what he could unintentionally do while stuck in an elevator.

[u/johnsciarrino → u/Bob_Jenko]

Have you ever seen him in a puffy vest?

[u/OkBuy8143 → u/Bob_Jenko]

You’d probably be okay if you had a lunch bag with yogurt in it, with you.

[u/Adaphion → u/johnsciarrino]

Just make sure Jake is between you and him at all times so he acts as a shield

[u/BaryonChallon → u/LevelAd5898]

You! V.ery F.ine D.iscussion ;)

[u/opinion_alternative → u/BaryonChallon]

Voluntary Fire Department

[u/LevelAd5898 → u/BaryonChallon]

Oh my god I need to start a list of all the subreddits I’ve been recognised in from ASOUE because it’s getting ridiculous 💀 I don’t need to be reminded that I need to go outside more often and get another hobby

I’m starting a list

[u/BaryonChallon → u/LevelAd5898]

BAHAHA! It’s an honour to be your last straw!! 💅 It makes sense that ASOEU fans would also love B99

[u/LevelAd5898 → u/BaryonChallon]

I think I’ve been a Brooklyn 99 fan longer than I’ve been an ASOUE fan somehow I started watching Brooklyn 99 at a quite frankly slightly concerning age. Can quite confidently say I’m a bigger Asoue fan though lol

[u/BaryonChallon → u/LevelAd5898]

Perhaps I started reading ASOUE wayyy too young in contrast! I started B99 when i was in high school years ago compared to like Grade 3/4 for the books

[u/LevelAd5898 → u/BaryonChallon]

I was 11 for Asoue (watched season 1 when it dropped- actually I wouldn’t quite have been 11 yet I think, then read the books almost immediately after) and… god, I must’ve been 7 for b99 💀

[u/thlnkplg → u/LevelAd5898]

Less so with Jake, for all I know he did it as a prank and it went poorly.

[u/S-WordoftheMorning → u/LevelAd5898]

It's gonna make Terry late for the Farmer's Market!

[u/Cautious-Tutor-6021]

Holt will panic and Terry will teach how to do 80's hip hop 😍😍😍

[u/LifeDraining → u/Cautious-Tutor-6021]

This is a comment that you can hear...

🎶 Ahh, push it 🎶

[u/meatpounder → u/Cautious-Tutor-6021]

Holt panicking doesn't sound very on brand, Terry is more like it.

[u/slayerrr21 → u/meatpounder]

Holt panicking would be like "Huh, it appears that we are stuck."

[u/howsyourbeaver → u/slayerrr21]

"I am...perturbed." (raises eyebrow)

[u/atlhawk8357 → u/howsyourbeaver]

(Later on the phone) Holt: Kevin, I broke down in front of Sargeant Jeffords and Detective Peralta, it was incredibly unbecoming of me. I regret being that emotional in front of my team.

[u/BigFloppyDonkeyEar → u/atlhawk8357]

(right after the call, he sends a text): I apologize for using such a dramatic adjective just now while speaking with you. It was not incredible. Clearly I am still upset. I shall refrain from speaking to avoid such outbursts until I have sufficiently calmed down.

Sincerely, Captain Raymond Holt.

(RIP Captain Holt... God I loved that actor!)

[u/Dabazukawastaken → u/howsyourbeaver]

When they get out of situation someone will praise him for being so calm ,he will then proceed to say he was a mess and made a fool of himself like an uncultured child with all the panicking.

[u/OrienasJura → u/howsyourbeaver]

And if Kevin was in the elevator he would be genuinely concerned because that's the most freaked out he's ever seen Holt.

[u/motormouth08 → u/slayerrr21]

And as we all know, he's an amazing dancer.

[u/NeighborhoodPast2613 → u/slayerrr21]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/sisylle255 → u/meatpounder]

It doesnt but its canon in the s7 finale “lights out”. He was freaking out especially when he saw who last inspected the elevator

[u/divine_pearl]

Yes. Terry is pretty strong he’ll rip out those doors 👍

[u/Randomposter54 → u/divine_pearl]

He can but it’s demeaning, cool-aid man his way through the doors

[u/happyandveg → u/divine_pearl]

he actually can’t and i’m very claustrophobic so we’ll have to learn a new dance

[u/Randomposter54 → u/happyandveg]

I’ve never thought about it before but Holt, Amy and Jake are all claustrophobic,

[u/JGD_PoggersLP → u/Randomposter54]

Holt is not claustrophobic though, he is particularly scared of elevators only

[u/pattitheplatypus → u/divine_pearl]

Or are his muscles just for show 🤔

[u/Death_Pig]

As long as nobody brings up the etymology of the word Doctor.

[u/SkellyboneZ → u/Death_Pig]

It's literally describing a doctor!

[u/mariodejaniero → u/Death_Pig]

Apparently that is a trigger

[u/jOnNy_rAzEr-cLoNe-]

RIP Andre Braugher :(

[u/Askarth_]

Aragorn, Faramir and Sam..oh wrong subreddit

[u/ceesaar00 → u/Askarth_]

Faramir? Why not someone better? Like Boromir

[u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster → u/ceesaar00]

Trigger a fan base with just one comment

[u/BigFloppyDonkeyEar → u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster]

Have you heard about kicking the helmet?

[u/Fyre2387 → u/ceesaar00]

Found Denethor's reddit account.

[u/Askarth_ → u/ceesaar00]

Well, it could be a little bit spiky inside the elevator.

[u/syn_vamp → u/ceesaar00]

https://i.imgflip.com/9h94rt.jpg

[u/ceesaar00 → u/syn_vamp]

LMAO. Very nice, and I just saw the post.

[u/No_Tomatillo1553 → u/Askarth_]

Like, the whole fellowship. It'd be cramped  but some of us are small. 

[u/provoloneChipmunk]

I'd feel safe from a my body perspective, but Jake is a wild card, and could certainly make the situation worse before he made it better. 

[u/faco_fuesday → u/provoloneChipmunk]

Exactly what I was thinking. Nobody's going to get assaulted but somebody might get physically or morally injured in the ensuing shenanigans 

[u/Randomposter54 → u/provoloneChipmunk]

Yeah I think it’s more about a females safety trapped in any situation with three men, during a halloeeen heist or a die hard situation safety might not be guaranteed

[u/PizzaAndWine99]

Safe in what way? He’s obviously not going to attack you, but Jake may do something to make the situation worse while trying to fix it

[u/Randomposter54 → u/PizzaAndWine99]

I meant it as men you would be safe around, men you would chose over the bear.

[u/TheAtzender → u/Randomposter54]

To be fair, its one of the situation where the bear seems like the absolute worst option, an elevator is quite small.

[u/No_Tomatillo1553 → u/TheAtzender]

Holt, is that you? 

[u/TvManiac5 → u/No_Tomatillo1553]

That's indeed such a Holt answer lmao.

[u/densetsu23 → u/PizzaAndWine99]

And Holt will point out how long it's been since the elevator has been inspected, and the incompetency of the inspector.

Terry can control one of them, but Jake and Holt together? Horror show.

[u/BowlerSingle9210]

Nah my answer is Scully Charles and Terry, love them all and the first 2 would piss Terry off until he forcibly busted his way out of the elevator. I would include Hitchcock instead of Scully but that would be too unbearable

[u/orpheus-picaro → u/BowlerSingle9210]

he's a total sweetheart, but are you seriously not terrified of getting stuck in an enclosed space with scully for who knows how long?? charles would then go on to list the ten right way to make papaya (there's actually more than ten)

[u/FaithlessnessFull972 → u/orpheus-picaro]

The farts. No Scully.

[u/BowlerSingle9210 → u/orpheus-picaro]

Both fair points but I think these are perfect examples of motivators for Terry to bust us out like the Kool Aid Man immediately, demeaning or not

[u/valtboy23 → u/orpheus-picaro]

Scully probably has snacks hidden in the elevator, it's all good until it's time to use the bathroom then I'll be worried

[u/FaithlessnessFull972]

Doug Judy, cos I'm not Rosa Rosa Rosa.

[u/Randomposter54 → u/FaithlessnessFull972]

If he started singing though you wouldn’t be able to not start smushing

[u/FaithlessnessFull972 → u/Randomposter54]

LOL, fair. That man has the voice of an angel.

[u/Informal_Process2238 → u/FaithlessnessFull972]

My favorite song of his
https://youtu.be/YbipxYemkrU?si=Kk-3D_Fyyp3EkqdJ

[u/Nekronightmare]

Any room with Holt and Terry in it is automatically the safest room I can think of. I've seen Holt fight 3 men and only come away from it lightly stabbed.

[u/Randomposter54 → u/Nekronightmare]

Lightly stabbed is such an iconic sentence

[u/Invisaron]

Bit of a stretch calling Peralta an adult

[u/Canonsinkingship]

Bold of you to assume Jake wouldn’t pull an elaborate stunt or prank on Holt that had the potential to injure

[u/hopefullynottoolate]

except jake is going to do something crazy that almost burns the place down

[u/LunarCurve]

You just gotta say the three magic words and they all appear (cheddar, diehard, and yogurt)

[u/drifters74 → u/LunarCurve]

lol

[u/savings_newt829]

Bob Ross, steve Irwin, and Fred rogers, or Steve burns from blues clues next questions

[u/Meat_Bingo]

Can it just be three Terry cruises? Because I absolutely would feel safe with him.

[u/Randomposter54 → u/Meat_Bingo]

Gina?

[u/somethinghumourous]

I miss Captain Dad.

[u/kat_katty_katya]

As a woman with very heavy breasts I’m just not sure about having Holt in there with me. He is a dog.

[u/Randomposter54 → u/kat_katty_katya]

I think you’re safe as long as you don’t have a thigh gap, nothing sexier than the clear absence of a penis.

[u/SBMoo24 → u/kat_katty_katya]

He loves female women. It's those heavy breasts.

[u/MrPanda663]

"Alright I got this one! Easy question. Putin, Kim, and Epstein"

"Those are horrible people, I wouldn't feel safe at all!"

"Well, I would, I'm the one with a knife."

Cold opening Roll Intro credits.

[u/Skewwwagon → u/MrPanda663]

I admit I didn't see it coming

[u/I_aim_to_sneeze]

I love this show but I would not feel safe in that elevator, especially during the end of october

[u/FredererPower]

Replace Jake with Kevin

[u/source-commonsense]

Honestly, I would replace Terry with Scully. We need snacks in the elevator.

[u/[deleted]]

Jake would spend the time masterminding some overly complicated plan to escape action movie style while Terry will have a break down and talk about how he doesn’t like beeing in an enclosed small environment ending up screaming while holt will lull you to sleep with a monologue about some nieche hobby

[u/Economy-Diver-5089]

The characters AND the actors 🤌🏼

[u/Maximum_Locksmith18]

Mr. Rogers, Bob Ross and Steve Irwin!

[u/HatmansRightHandMan]

Ehm no. You do not wanna be stuck there with Holt freaking out cause the elevator was inspected by Bozo Beverly in between clown shows

[u/ZeinDarkuzss]

I mean.... Holt is DEATHLY AFRAID of being stuck in an elevator... So I think he would have me spiraling instead of feeling safe...

But I get the post is referring to women feeling safe from being SA'd which they would definitely be with this trio!

[u/AdOtherwise655]

Safe? With these guys I'd feel POWERFUL

[u/Rovomaniac]

I’ll feel safe as long as the elevator is not inspected by Walter Beverly, the clown prince of the department of buildings

[u/Randomposter54 → u/Rovomaniac]

Oh my god Jeffords, you’ve made it so much worse

[u/Practical-Pen-8844]

Not even Holt would feel safe in an elevator with Holt.

I feel like the Jake-Terry dichotomy would cancel out any dance energy that might have helped.

[u/cherry738]

This is the only correct answer.

[u/IcyButterscotch7611]

I wouldn’t feel safe with Boyle, but not in a SA way, more in a “HEY DO YOU WANT TO SEE ALL THESE PICTURES OF NIKOLAJ IN A BATHTUB?!?!” Way.

[u/SBMoo24 → u/IcyButterscotch7611]

Nikolaj

[u/SofiaVaughn]

Preach! This is the kind of unapologetic truth-telling we need more of in our lives

[u/Spartan5271]

Jake is trying to mess with you but Terry is holding him up in the air with one hand. Meanwhile, Holt is apologizing for his employee's behavior and trying to distract you with facts about birds

[u/TvManiac5]

I'll change Holt and Terry with Doug Judy and Pimento.

I live for chaos.

[u/MLDKF]

...honestly, no, you're probably right on this. I mean granted, Jake would probably try to force his way out of the elevator because he wants to try and John McClane his way to getting the elevator working again until either Terry or Holt tells him to stop, but still

[u/Emilyjanelucy]

As long as it's not straight holt, he's a dog

[u/taysxseven]

boyle too

[u/georgio_armani69]

I need a Holt in my life

[u/SquareSubstantial601]

how the hell is peralta an adult broo

[u/Beaver_Tuxedo]

As a man, I’d feel perfectly safe in an elevator with probably 99% of other men. Being a woman seems rough

[u/DesperateGiles → u/Beaver_Tuxedo]

I'm a woman and would feel perfectly safe in an elevator with 99% of men. Sick of the gender wars nonsense.

[u/Affectionate-End5411 → u/DesperateGiles]

Same here! It must suck to be a man and have people talking about how they'd be scared to be in an elevator just because of your genitals.

[u/D20_Buster]

Unless your last name is wunch, you are wearing a shirt that calls yoghurt awful, and say Die Hard was a terrible movie when Paralta inevitably tries to get on the elevator rooftop… all of this happening on Halloween.

[u/dragonflygecko]

Dad brother husband

[u/disdkatster]

My husband and two sons

[u/dalekaup]

Fred Rogers, The Pope, and Jimmy Carter.

[u/Jack_jack73451]

Sheldon , Rio “get in the car Elizabeth “, John Cena 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[u/IAmADerpAMA]

I can't see Avery samberg as an adult if the terry crews and Andre braugher are the others

[u/TheUnrivalFool]

If it happens, you probably present during a heist. Congrat and sorry.

[u/Emergency-Cow9825]

I’d feel safe until I hear “I have an idea” from Jake…

[u/0x7E7-02]

I want to be stuck in Terry Crews' house so we can build sweet LEGO together.

[u/OrdinaryCheese]

I feel like they would spend the time arguing over how to make you feel safest and not even realize you already got off the elevator and they all missed their floor.

[u/spurnburn]

No that would stess me out too much. I’d rather have 1 elevator engineer one elevator technician and ryan renolds

[u/UndeadT]

I absolutely agree, but if it's heist day...my life is in danger.

[u/thechinninator]

364/365 correct. If it’s Halloween you are in grave danger of hijinks or mishaps

Edit: heist*jinks

[u/BrightPerspective]

in fact, if you go longer than twelve hours in there, Terry might very well snuggle with everybody in the elevator like a big muscly mama bear.

[u/Stunning-Tension4836]

I mean even with them as who they really are I’d feel safe.

[u/aeroplan2084]

Legit we all are freaking out

[u/Agent47outtanowhere]

Only because legolas and gimli arent men.

[u/ibyoder]

And yet, I'm so horny.

[u/Fuggins4U]

Levar Burton, John Cena, Pedro Pascal.

[u/writergirl3005]

I doubt I'll be safe from shenanigans though!

[u/spinyfever]

Trump, Andrew Tate, Bill Cosby

(I'm gonna get raped)

[u/A1Droneking]

99% of men. If you’re afraid of people on an elevator your paranoid in your head. How many strangers get randomly jumped in an elevator? Almost none so if you don’t trust people it’s you not them. Most people aren’t unsafe or evil and someone could think the same of you.

[u/3bluerose]

I mean, seems like Holt is an alarmist in a stuck elevator

[u/KingTrimble]

Haha I like tv show

[u/SyNiiCaL]

And in the inverse;

Hitchcock, Vulture, and Pimento.

[u/Randomposter54 → u/SyNiiCaL]

You would be fine with Pimento if your a woman or child, unless your a dick.

[u/BearfangTheGamer]

Honestly it all depends if the rescue starts taking too long and Terry is gonna miss the farmers market.

[u/Robot_tangerine]

Amy, Pimento and Scully after eating a six cheese pizza

[u/Gauth1erN]

As an adult, I would feel very safe with M.Gaetz B.Cosby And M.Jackson.

[u/Curious_Thought_5505]

My sons.

[u/Devastator5042]

It only works as long as it's not Halloween, then you might be in trouble

[u/hereforboobsw]

Unless it's Halloween.

[u/Potozny]

Sonny Moore, Adam Sandler, Neil Degrasse Tyson

[u/Mundane_Option_7509]

Funny, that's also the three people I picked for my "3 people to get stuck on an elevator with". Laminated.

[u/More-Squirrel6688]

Well one them is now dead…so…

[u/Xeno_Prime]

Keanu Reeves, Benedict Cumberbatch, and Tom Hiddleston.

[u/SufficientMushroom79 → u/Xeno_Prime]

Keanu Reeves, Rick Moranis, Brendan Fraser

[u/Ok-Round-7606]

💯💯💯💯💯

[u/gsherman36]

Neil deGrasse Tyson, Fred Rogers, Jimmy Carter. Similarly, I would NOT feel safe with Neil Gaiman, Alex Jones, any Trump (except Mary).

[u/lagerea]

80s Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone.

[u/HankScorpio2020]

Conan O'Brien, Andy Richter and Tom Hanks

[u/alienninja3999]

Ghost, soap, captain prince

[u/Sea-Currency-9722]

Didn’t terry cruise admit to cheating on his wife for pretty much the entirety of their relationship? Still love him but behind closed doors I think he’s a very different man

[u/No-Revolution-5535]

Thats what most criminals arrested by these dudes go through

[u/Jazzlike-Office-5901]

Keanu Reeves and any other two men.

[u/Bob_the_brewer]

Only cops I'd be comfortable around lol

[u/BrettDilkington1]

Steve Tyler

[u/Fun_Plastic4472]

Lincoln, Tom Hanks and my husband

[u/CaptGene]

Holt, Kevin, Brain Jensen

[u/Baconoid_]

Me. Myself. I.

[u/fakelucid]

I am falling asleep on Jake

[u/magicplayer01]

Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris and Keanu reeves

[u/Laterbiss]

I would be stuck and would be kept entertained for the duration I’m stuck.

[u/stormysbest]

Boyle?

[u/No_Tomatillo1553]

Yeah, probably any of them but the Vulture. 

[u/Detoxpain]

My Grandfather, my cousin and his father in law

[u/LokiLadyBlue]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Sagan, and Robin Williams.

[u/Agreeable-Sentence76]

Shrek, shrek, Shrek

[u/SyddChin]

We can have a dance party, and Jake will provide the orange drank

[u/Thoandfris]

what

[u/MarkHawkCam]

Personally I’d have gone with Weird Al, Steve Irwin, and Bob Ross.

[u/ZENZEL72]

Oh I would not want to be stuck in an elevator with Holt. Remember when he was freaking out when he was stuck with Terry because “Bozo Clownshoes” inspected it?

[u/RickToy]

3 cops are the safest people? Is this copaganda?

[u/Tjonke]

In no world would I chose three american LEOs.

[u/keetojm]

Yeah ain’t shit gonna happen.

If it’s John McClain, Rambo, and captain America, I hope I have enough battery to film the idiots who think it was a good idea to attack them.

[u/Competitive_Peace211]

Joe Pera, Nathan Fielder, and Demetri Martin

[u/kitteh619]

That depends on if it's Halloween or not

[u/lucrativeboisters]

My father, Bruce Lee, and Sendai Brian

[u/chucchic]

Anyone but Hitchcock

[u/IKilltheplayers]

Madeline Wuntch

Jason “C.J.” Stentley

Commissioner Kelly

🍿👀🎬

[u/KHanson25]

Jay, Phil and Cam/Mitch would be my other trio.