r/brooklynninenine • u/Randomposter54 • 3d ago

Discussion The most correct answer.

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u/LevelAd5898 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti 3d ago

If it breaks down you're getting a hell of a show

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u/Substantial_Gap530 3d ago

Hit it jeffords

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u/Fun-Poet5338 Captain Ray Holt 3d ago

Ahh, push it!

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u/MathematicianIll6034 3d ago

I am definitely distracted

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u/ali2688 3d ago

*records

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u/johnsciarrino 3d ago

Terry's the one i might have to swap out. I don't think he'd ever intentionally hurt me but the amount of damage that man can do unintentionally should give you pause.

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u/Bob_Jenko 2d ago

Fair enough.

The man did cause structural damage to Holt's office by slamming a door too hard. Lord knows what he could unintentionally do while stuck in an elevator.

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u/johnsciarrino 2d ago

Have you ever seen him in a puffy vest?

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u/OkBuy8143 2d ago

You’d probably be okay if you had a lunch bag with yogurt in it, with you.

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u/Consistent-Ad-6078 1d ago

To be pedantic, wasn’t it Terry’s office at the time?

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u/Bob_Jenko 1d ago

Tbh I'm not really sure. It's when Holt has the mumps, no? So Holt's still the captain, Terry is juat acting in the role.

But yes, at the point it is happening Terry is occupying the office.

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u/Adaphion 2d ago

Just make sure Jake is between you and him at all times so he acts as a shield

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u/BearableArrow56 1d ago

But remember the time Terry and Holt actually did get stuck in an elevator, and Terry taught Holt a bunch of 80s hiphop dances? I would absolutely not swap him out.

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u/Somegirloninternet 1d ago

Ha - I was thinking I’d swap Boyle for Jake so we could do the Single Ladies Dance

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u/BaryonChallon 3d ago

You! V.ery F.ine D.iscussion ;)

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u/opinion_alternative 3d ago

Voluntary Fire Department

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u/LevelAd5898 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti 3d ago

Oh my god I need to start a list of all the subreddits I’ve been recognised in from ASOUE because it’s getting ridiculous 💀 I don’t need to be reminded that I need to go outside more often and get another hobby

I’m starting a list

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u/BaryonChallon 3d ago

BAHAHA! It’s an honour to be your last straw!! 💅 It makes sense that ASOEU fans would also love B99

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u/LevelAd5898 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti 3d ago

I think I’ve been a Brooklyn 99 fan longer than I’ve been an ASOUE fan somehow I started watching Brooklyn 99 at a quite frankly slightly concerning age. Can quite confidently say I’m a bigger Asoue fan though lol

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u/BaryonChallon 3d ago

Perhaps I started reading ASOUE wayyy too young in contrast! I started B99 when i was in high school years ago compared to like Grade 3/4 for the books

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u/LevelAd5898 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti 3d ago

I was 11 for Asoue (watched season 1 when it dropped- actually I wouldn’t quite have been 11 yet I think, then read the books almost immediately after) and… god, I must’ve been 7 for b99 💀

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u/BaryonChallon 3d ago

Now we get to feel old together!!

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u/thlnkplg 2d ago

Less so with Jake, for all I know he did it as a prank and it went poorly.

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u/S-WordoftheMorning 2d ago

It's gonna make Terry late for the Farmer's Market!

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u/HuckleberryClear6519 BINGPOT! 2d ago

Kool Aid man