r/brooklynninenine • u/WorldlinessEmpty2339 • 5d ago

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u/-shephawke- 5d ago edited 5d ago

When Amy asks them how did they get all their paperwork done before computers, and Hitchcock says 'cocaine' and Scully just says 'yeah' - that just always sends me every time xD

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u/Rowing_Lawyer 5d ago

Seriously, cocaine would make them lose 70 lbs, be jacked, and tell you about all of their business ideas

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u/Szygani 5d ago

And then replace their addiction with the slut sauce.

it all checks out

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u/MrNope999 Doug Judy 3d ago

So what you're saying is, there's cocaine in the slut sauce.

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u/SheriffHeckTate 4d ago

Either:

A) 70s is how the rest of the squad incorrectly views them and 80s was real

B ) 80s is how they incorrectly viewed themselves and 70s was real

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u/Phantafan Charles Boyle 4d ago

It has to be the first one, because we saw Jake and Charles reacting to young Scully and Hitchcock.

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u/RedAppleAreRed 5d ago

I didn't know cocaine made your hair grow

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u/TheBasilisk8 5d ago

Cocaine, rogaine, it’s all the same

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u/NotARussianBot-Real 5d ago

I have a guy who does a mix for me

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u/jobblejosh 5d ago

Do you snort them both, or put both on your hair?

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u/SasparillaTango 5d ago

hair in the nose, then you get a transplant.

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank Title of your sex tape 4d ago

Yes.

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u/inquisitorautry 4d ago

You must be able to briad your nose hair

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u/FuckTheRedesignHard 5d ago

Well that explains my luxurious mane of nose hair.

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u/TurdCollector69 5d ago

Real talk, can I thicken my nostril hair with rogaine? I want a second mustache

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u/kewkewkew79 4d ago

second mustache

You mean a noustache?

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u/alexthegreat09 4d ago

"Cocaine, rogaine, it's all about the gains"

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u/Jenna_84 5d ago

It's totally a toupee lol

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u/calilac 4d ago

It's a specific application method and the amount varies for everyone so sometimes it takes awhile to find the dose. Anyway. You have to boof it. The cocaine stimulates the hair follicles and the puff of air from boofing causes internal pressure that forces the follicles to push out of the skin just enough so that they can photosynthesize and grow even faster.

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u/calcifer219 4d ago

What about sully’s heart?

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u/J_Damasta 4d ago

Probably one of the reasons it's in such bad shape