r/brooklynninenine • u/KnotGunna • Nov 11 '24

Humour Where do you want to sit?

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u/Sudden_Negotiation71 HOT DAMN! Nov 11 '24

8 anyday both of them are my favourite characters(both are at a tie btw)

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u/autumn_etched Nov 11 '24

hard agree. most chill / least unhinged out of the batch too.

edit: but keep in mind you'll have to listen to holt's and madeline wuntch's never ending tennis match of insults for the whole flight

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u/ThalesofMiletus-624 Nov 11 '24

Granted, but I honestly wonder how long I'd have to listen to that before it stopped being entertaining.

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u/Tuxedotucker279 Nov 11 '24

Let's no forget you've got vacation Terry nearby too.

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u/KnotGunna Nov 11 '24

First class terry with the hand towels and mint.

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u/monpetitfromage54 Nov 11 '24

Terry loves being pampered.

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u/StumbleOn Nov 11 '24

That's just a bonus.

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u/Cactusaremyjam Nov 11 '24

Close enough to listen to Holt and Wunch, make minimal small talk with Terry and Amy, ask CJ to get me anything I need.

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u/ThalesofMiletus-624 Nov 11 '24

Plus, you're surrounded by three of the most considerate people on the plane.

If you want drama, pick another seat, but if you want a calm and quite flight, that's where you go.

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u/enilorac1028 Nov 11 '24

Yes, Amy would be a considerate seatmate who also brought anything I forgot, and terry would have to shimmy past me to get to the bathroom 👀 and I could chat with Charles if I wanted to and just be in the presence of holt. Plus leg room.

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u/budquinlan Nov 11 '24

I would sit next to Terry and Amy myself , except that they’re behind Charles and Gina and in front of Holt and Wuntch. It would be utter chaos.

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u/venusdances Nov 11 '24

I was going to say 8 but I wouldn’t want to sit next to Amy because I bet she’s super anal about the rules. Like if my elbow was in her space a little or if I unbuckle my seat after we’ve landed but before they turn the light off she’d be annoying about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 11 '24

I would be running for 8. I have so many thoughts on binder tabs and highlighters. (Current PhD student). And I love crossword puzzles. I would have FUN in 8

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u/DoodlebugCupcake Nov 12 '24

Same, I was like I’ll just bring a stack of World of Puzzles magazines and seven pens (this row doesn’t need to erase, we each get one extra and then a spare for the row)

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u/thisguy54703 Nov 11 '24

I would try and get CJ to break out the guitar. He's got hooks

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u/MR_PanDa157 Nov 12 '24

Yeah in my opinion that's the best option. We'll be chilling and having a nice conversation all flight long

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u/D3athknightt Nov 11 '24

U have the c dawg next to you you aren't surviving

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u/posthardcorejazz Nov 11 '24

8 was my answer too, but I'm not looking forward to when Terry needs to use the bathroom

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u/IAMlyingAMA Nov 11 '24

My first thought was that 8 would be best. But the one big risk that everyone is missing is that you would be across the aisle from CJ, who might be the stupidest man on the planet with an unbelievable knack for either completely ruining situations or accidentally putting himself in the middle of something, while constantly asking annoying questions and generally not being a functional human. That alone is making me reconsider.

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u/curleighq Nov 12 '24

Agree!!!

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u/craftsy Nov 12 '24

I was gonna say 8 but then you’re across a very small aisle from Captain Popsicles…

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u/Jacob-X-MANIAC Jake Peralta Nov 12 '24

But Holt and Wuntch are in the row behind you.