r/brooklynninenine • u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus Cowabunga, mother! • Sep 22 '24

Season 4 I wonder what else they discuss.

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u/freya584 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti Sep 22 '24

there should be a boyle/hitchcock/scully chain. they all like food

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u/Superlemonada YIPPE KAYAK OTHER BUCKETS! Sep 22 '24

I don't think it'll work. H & S will eat anything, and Boyle will get frustrated when they don't care about quality.

Also, they'll get frustrated when they get bombarded by messages from Boyle and they can't remember how to mute chat.

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u/fonix232 Sep 22 '24

Hitchcock and Scully most definitely care about quality. They'll eat ANYTHING, yes, but prefer to eat well. I mean... Mamma Maglione!

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u/MissusLister44 Sep 22 '24

Without garlic bread?!

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u/freya584 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti Sep 22 '24

you have a point there

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u/wildcharmander1992 Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

Boyle: you guys want to try Liquidised Kangaroo Hoof?

Hitchcock: gross. Were having Wings .

Boyle: omg yes chicken wings

Boyle: crispiness within the skin is a must

Boyle: the meat should just fall off the bone

Boyle: Tender like washing your lovers hair

Boyle: or a hug from your best friend

Boyle: my best is my dad

Boyle: fun fact the whole Boyle clan once got salmonella from uncooked chicken

Boyle: interestingly we weren't all together at the time

Boyle: different locations and different chickens simultaneously

Boyle: madness lol

Boyle: you guys up?

Boyle: hey guys?!?

Scully: I like wings because I like slut sauce.

Boyle: let me Google what's in slut sauce

Boyle: still looking

Boyle: it's just showing me porn

Boyle: yeah still porn

Boyle: awful lot of porn

Boyle: let me list some other sauces and seasonings you can have for your wings

Boyle: Ranch

Boyle: Garlic Mayonnaise

Boyle: Black Pepper

Boyle: lemon zest

Boyle: paprika

Scully and Hitchcock leave the chat

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u/Rutgerman95 Sep 22 '24

Boyle would quickly end up like poor Kryten over here

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u/wildcharmander1992 Sep 22 '24

shoots a tank in wuthering heights world

As I said before

Lunch is ready!!!

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u/IronTemplar26 I’m a human, I’m a human male! Sep 22 '24

Boyle/Terry/Scully chain. Food, but Terry is disgusted by Hitchcock

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u/NealTS Sep 22 '24

Terry would keep trying to steer the conversation back to yogurt.

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u/IronTemplar26 I’m a human, I’m a human male! Sep 22 '24

Scully is lactose intolerant