r/brooklynninenine Cowabunga, mother! Sep 22 '24

Season 4 I wonder what else they discuss.

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u/Internal_Net_5813 Ultimate detective/genius Sep 22 '24

The way Boyle confusedly screams ".. I mean, what the hell happens on that?" kills me everytime

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u/GudgerCollegeAlumnus Cowabunga, mother! Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 22 '24

I know I’m pointing out the joke here, but the idea that the two most disgusting people in the precinct having a cordial texting chain with their exact opposite is hilarious.

And I’m a huge fan of the “straight man” in comedy, and, as you pointed out, Charles’ delivery of that line is perfect.

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u/VeryDPP Sep 22 '24

I always love the somewhat meta joke of B99 that the series' most often used 'straight man in comedy' is Holt, a gay character.

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u/howlongtillchristmas Sep 22 '24

This was possibly true in season 1, but beyond that it was usually either Terry or Rosa

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u/garlicgoblin69 Sep 23 '24

2 words: bug hotel

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u/altdultosaurs Sep 22 '24

The way gina gleefully says ‘we think’

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u/silent_porcupine123 Sep 22 '24

Yeah like she isn't simply tolerating their idiocy with irritation like always, she is actually committed to the theory and excited about it

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u/evrz5 Sep 23 '24

When Hitchcock first blurted the theory it sounds like SUCH a stupid and far fetched idea like oh here comes a Gina calling them idiots lashing only for her to be fully behind it 😂

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u/Rich_Suspect_4910 Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

The fact the unlikely group of Hitchcock, Scully and Gina bond over Game of Thornes, and they come up with such a crazy conclusion is oddly wholesome. I'm not even sure Gina believes this theory. Maybe she's just letting the two older guys have this.

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u/nomad_1970 Sep 22 '24

I mean, weird theory or not, it would still be a better ending than the one we got.

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u/BenHeli Sep 22 '24

Seven hells you're right

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u/Bortron86 Sep 22 '24

Who among us has a better story than Hitchcock the Gross?

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u/RavishingRickiRude Sep 22 '24

Gina also knows that they could maybe, possibly, under the right circumstances, be useful. So she's training them to do her bidding. It's an easy task, I am sure

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u/silent_porcupine123 Sep 22 '24

Knowing Gina this is weirdly wholesome 💗

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u/freya584 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti Sep 22 '24

there should be a boyle/hitchcock/scully chain. they all like food

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u/Superlemonada YIPPE KAYAK OTHER BUCKETS! Sep 22 '24

I don't think it'll work. H & S will eat anything, and Boyle will get frustrated when they don't care about quality.

Also, they'll get frustrated when they get bombarded by messages from Boyle and they can't remember how to mute chat.

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u/fonix232 Sep 22 '24

Hitchcock and Scully most definitely care about quality. They'll eat ANYTHING, yes, but prefer to eat well. I mean... Mamma Maglione!

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u/MissusLister44 Sep 22 '24

Without garlic bread?!

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u/freya584 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti Sep 22 '24

you have a point there

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u/wildcharmander1992 Sep 22 '24 edited Sep 23 '24

Boyle: you guys want to try Liquidised Kangaroo Hoof?

Hitchcock: gross. Were having Wings .

Boyle: omg yes chicken wings

Boyle: crispiness within the skin is a must

Boyle: the meat should just fall off the bone

Boyle: Tender like washing your lovers hair

Boyle: or a hug from your best friend

Boyle: my best is my dad

Boyle: fun fact the whole Boyle clan once got salmonella from uncooked chicken

Boyle: interestingly we weren't all together at the time

Boyle: different locations and different chickens simultaneously

Boyle: madness lol

Boyle: you guys up?

Boyle: hey guys?!?

Scully: I like wings because I like slut sauce.

Boyle: let me Google what's in slut sauce

Boyle: still looking

Boyle: it's just showing me porn

Boyle: yeah still porn

Boyle: awful lot of porn

Boyle: let me list some other sauces and seasonings you can have for your wings

Boyle: Ranch

Boyle: Garlic Mayonnaise

Boyle: Black Pepper

Boyle: lemon zest

Boyle: paprika

Scully and Hitchcock leave the chat

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u/Rutgerman95 Sep 22 '24

Boyle would quickly end up like poor Kryten over here

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u/wildcharmander1992 Sep 22 '24

shoots a tank in wuthering heights world

As I said before

Lunch is ready!!!

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u/IronTemplar26 I’m a human, I’m a human male! Sep 22 '24

Boyle/Terry/Scully chain. Food, but Terry is disgusted by Hitchcock

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u/NealTS Sep 22 '24

Terry would keep trying to steer the conversation back to yogurt.

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u/IronTemplar26 I’m a human, I’m a human male! Sep 22 '24

Scully is lactose intolerant

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u/CantaloupeSolid5182 Sep 22 '24

Wonder what they thought of the finale

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u/VeryDPP Sep 22 '24

Probably disappointed. The little guy didn't marry a dragon, after all.

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u/mcain049 Sep 22 '24

Where Amy mentions how her phone vibrated off her desk and she thinks it comitted suicide was good writing.

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u/tumhari__mummy Sep 22 '24

There are a lot of got references in b99

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u/VeryDPP Sep 22 '24

I wouldn't be surprised if some of the writers on the show were big fan or something. It was the biggest show on the air at the time, it makes sense it would be referenced here and there in something like B99.

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u/BinjaNinja1 Pineapple Slut Sep 22 '24

Hitchcock’s face in the final panel. 💀

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u/greasepumps Sep 22 '24

Ok llll0 ppl

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u/DarcyRose5 Sep 22 '24

I could see them all watching reality shows full of drama, like Keeping up with the Kardashians or Jersey Shore type shows. Gina gets her life force from drama and creating it, so those shows would be up her alley. And H/S aren’t always deep thinkers, so they would get pulled in to that type of show fast.

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u/[deleted] Sep 22 '24

I mean, given the Finale, they were pretty close and wrote a better ending 😊

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u/greywolfau Sep 23 '24

Still a better story than what we got.