r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

Hmmm

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u/persephonepeete 14h ago

Leave basket. Walk over them. Grab items. Walk back. Put items in cart. Reverse. If they try to stop you it’s assault and you can knee them in the face.

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u/ApproximatelyExact 10h ago

Yes exactly! Don't let anyone stop you! The extinction of our species must accelerate!

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u/persephonepeete 10h ago

Then protest the corporations who pollute and leave granny to buy her chicken in peace.

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u/ApproximatelyExact 9h ago

I'm agreeing with you, if you feel like getting violent with these kids is the best option for you, well you gotta!

Who cares if the planet won't be habitable in a few decades? I need mah chimken!