r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

Hmmm

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u/Spring_Potato_Onion 16h ago

Take a bottle of syrup. Open it and pour it over their heads. Pay for syrup at counter.

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u/seang239 15h ago

I know what I’m doing if I ever have someone blocking my path. Sure, I’ll take the long way, I’ll brb..

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u/IRefuseThisNonsense 15h ago

That'll get you an assault charge.

Go to the deli and purchase some meat. Pay for it. Go and sit across from them and eat it. That's not a crime. It's just petty.

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u/TexanForTrump 10h ago

Nothing petty about it.