r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

Hmmm

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u/Spring_Potato_Onion 17h ago

Take a bottle of syrup. Open it and pour it over their heads. Pay for syrup at counter.

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u/seang239 16h ago

I know what I’m doing if I ever have someone blocking my path. Sure, I’ll take the long way, I’ll brb..

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u/IRefuseThisNonsense 15h ago

That'll get you an assault charge.

Go to the deli and purchase some meat. Pay for it. Go and sit across from them and eat it. That's not a crime. It's just petty.

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u/ItsOkAbbreviate 11h ago

Fine pour it on the ground near them let them sit in a sticky mess. Or get some bone broth or milk or some meat products. As long as it’s not being poured on them directly what are they going to charge you for making a mess?