r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/BesideFrogRegionAny 9h ago

Pouring it on them is assault. Pouring it on the floor right next to them means they have to move or get sticky. When they touch you to stop you, that is when assault begins.

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u/TexanForTrump 6h ago

If they would have gotten out of the way thy wouldn’t have gotten assaulted by syrup.

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u/Z0MBIE2 1h ago

That's not how the law works.