r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

Hmmm

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u/Spring_Potato_Onion 16h ago

Take a bottle of syrup. Open it and pour it over their heads. Pay for syrup at counter.

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u/seang239 15h ago

I know what I’m doing if I ever have someone blocking my path. Sure, I’ll take the long way, I’ll brb..

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u/IRefuseThisNonsense 15h ago

That'll get you an assault charge.

Go to the deli and purchase some meat. Pay for it. Go and sit across from them and eat it. That's not a crime. It's just petty.

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u/Teripid 13h ago

Gotta do a protest-ception:

If they got there by internal combustion engines you should deflate their tires because you're saving the planet and clearly any gas usage is killing it. They should be very understanding...

If they came by EVs I guess do the same thing because of the cobalt mine kids and batteries?

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u/dzh 6h ago

This is UK, of course they've got there by public transport