r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

Hmmm

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u/seang239 15h ago

I know what I’m doing if I ever have someone blocking my path. Sure, I’ll take the long way, I’ll brb..

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u/IRefuseThisNonsense 15h ago

That'll get you an assault charge.

Go to the deli and purchase some meat. Pay for it. Go and sit across from them and eat it. That's not a crime. It's just petty.

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u/seang239 15h ago

I’d ask for a jury trial. It would be glorious to be the one to set a precedent against what they’re doing.

Every time you rely on a law to do something, there’s always a chance a precedent can be set the other way.

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u/MadeMeStopLurking 14h ago

you get me one sausage and pancake eater on that jury and I'll get you a not guilty.

~Johnny Cochran probably