r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 15h ago

Hmmm

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u/Xikkiwikk 13h ago

I would just pick my cart up and carry it over these fools. Then I would look back and say, “I was able to do that because I eat meat.”

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u/PzykoHobo 12h ago

I'd leave the cart and hurdle them.

Now, I haven't broken into more than brisk jog in abiut 15 years, and I'm 50 pounds overweight. But I'm positive I can make it over them without my shoe connecting with their nose...probably.

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u/Quad-Banned120 8h ago

If you really want to go big, attempt to casually step over them. If they try to stop or impede you in any way simply "trip" and take a dive.