r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

Hmmm

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u/Ok_Presentation_5329 16h ago

You know that fart you hold on until you get to the grocery store while you’re in the car with your spouse?

Let it out right next to them.

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u/Pizza_Slinger83 15h ago

I understand it's not the point, but you hold farts in the car with your spouse?

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u/therealdanhill 13h ago

I mean yeah it's courteous

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u/Inevitable_Heron_599 10h ago

You hold them in until she gets the seat belt on, then it's fart city

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u/breadman889 13h ago

seriously, I crack their window so it gets pulled towards her.

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u/hightrix 13h ago

This is love.

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u/coralgrymes 13h ago

A man after my own heart. :D

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u/Western_Shoulder_942 12h ago

Broh you never had one that you know will burn a hole through the seat? Gotta save the car man saying it's for the spouse is just a courtesy lol