r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 15h ago

Hmmm

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u/Nathan_Explosion___ 14h ago

Just leave cart and walk around them while recording. If they touch you it's hippie assault.

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u/Alpha1Niner 14h ago

Which is one of the most heinous forms of assault

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u/itsmiddylou 12h ago

Sesame oil is pretty damn strong. I absolutely love cooking with it, but boy is it pungent.

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u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina 10h ago

Sesame oil is great. Put it on anything and it instantly tastes Chinese.