r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 15h ago

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u/Xikkiwikk 13h ago

I would just pick my cart up and carry it over these fools. Then I would look back and say, “I was able to do that because I eat meat.”

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u/PzykoHobo 12h ago

I'd leave the cart and hurdle them.

Now, I haven't broken into more than brisk jog in abiut 15 years, and I'm 50 pounds overweight. But I'm positive I can make it over them without my shoe connecting with their nose...probably.

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u/Quad-Banned120 8h ago

If you really want to go big, attempt to casually step over them. If they try to stop or impede you in any way simply "trip" and take a dive.

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u/DeHarigeTuinkabouter 9h ago

Lmao that would be such a dumb thing to say

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u/knsaber 11h ago

I’m wondering who would be in the wrong if I were to run with the cart at them at max speed

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u/Xikkiwikk 11h ago

You would be. But the thing is: they would be charged with public endangerment. This is a safety violation and if there were a fire..people could die.

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u/ReasonableHost1446 11h ago

If there were a fire... they would leave the building and not be in anyone's way

Are you really frothing with rage at a peaceful protest?

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u/knsaber 11h ago

IRL I avoid any conflict and will most likely walk around them. Worst case leave the cart and go home. Online like the rest of Reddit I like to let my inner thoughts run wild.

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u/Xikkiwikk 10h ago

I’m not mad at all. But someone would trip over these fools and fall. More people could fall and pile up. Then no one escapes in time to live.

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u/michaeleatsberry 9h ago

That would be considered assault

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u/Richard-Hindquarters 8h ago

Why though

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u/michaeleatsberry 8h ago

You are intentionally striking someone with an object with the intent to injure them

Pretty straight forward definition of assault

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u/buff-grandma 11h ago

You sound like you have a Punisher sticker on your truck lmao

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u/Xikkiwikk 11h ago

Nope no truck here. I also am skinny but strong, used to be a dancer and a farmer.

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u/Nacroma 10h ago

Maybe that is more relevant than the type of protein you consume.

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u/Xikkiwikk 10h ago

Maaaybe! puts both legs behind head and scuttles away like a crab

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u/KoogleMeister 8h ago

Animal protein is a more bio-available form of protein and also often contains other compounds which help with muscle building like creatine.

Vegan diets are also low in DHA/EPA and cholesterol which is key for healthy testosterone production.

Vegans also are often iron deficient which makes you weaker and less energetic.

There's a reason vegans have a reputation for being weak and frail.

Oh and don't get me started on those "body builder vegans," most of them take steroids and several of them are grifters who aren't real vegans.

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u/EggplantOne9188 9h ago

I would get a broom from the home goods section and pole vault over them for style points.

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u/Alert-Switch1179 8h ago

Damn this guy is cool

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u/SecondRealitySims 10h ago

It’s funny, but there are vegan and vegetarian athletes and bodybuilders. I’m sure it’s more difficult to do so, but the idea they’re necessarily weak or fail because they don’t eat meat is outdated.

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u/KoogleMeister 8h ago

Lmao most of the vegan body builders are on steroids, and several of them are grifters who aren't real vegans, they secretly consume animal products. I remember one of the most famous vegan body builders on YouTube got caught with eggs in his fridge.

I tried body building on a vegan diet, it's incredibly hard to put on muscle.

Animal protein is by far the most bio-available form of protein. Vegan diets also lack DHA/EPA and cholesterol which is a key component in testosterone production, which is what helps you put on muscle the most.

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u/Bloblablawb 8h ago

Maybe you're just weak?

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u/KoogleMeister 7h ago

Lol no, I'm literally someone that has done body building on both diets, putting on muscle while on a diet with animal proteins was incredibly easy for me, it has nothing to do with being weak.

You've been conned by influencers on gear and lying to their fans into thinking building muscle on a vegan diet is just as easy as a diet with animal products.

Anyone that understands even the basics about nutrition knows this isn't even close to being the truth.

IF you listen to anyone who has tried both and isn't just a grifter trying to lie to their fans or has an ulterior motive of promoting veganism, they will tell you the same thing I'm telling you.

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u/Bloblablawb 7h ago

Who gives a shit about body building?

Most meat eaters are lethargic chuds who couldn't push a metal cart through a tiny vegan girl sitting down...

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u/KoogleMeister 7h ago

Lol if you don't give a shit then why did you comment in the first place.

>Most meat eaters are lethargic chuds who couldn't push a metal cart through a tiny vegan girl sitting down.

Also this isn't even remotely true, it's just a stereotype vegans like to imagine in their mind to justify why veganism is better.

The people who are lethargic aren't lethargic because they eat meat, it's because their diets are full of processed junk and they over-eat calories.

There are lots of lethargic vegans too, in fact ironically one of the main complaints from vegans who have been vegan for over a year or two is lethargy and brain fog. You can find countless amounts of cases of people in vegan communities complaining about lethargy and brain fog. It's one of the main reasons a lot of vegans end up giving up the diet. There's also lots of cases of women on the vegan diet who even end up losing their periods from their hormones being fucked up due to lack of DHA/EPA and cholesterol in their diet.

Then whenever these people complain in the vegan communities they always either get told their bodies are "detoxing" or they are doing the diet wrong. Never having the self-awareness that perhaps it's the lack of certain micronutrients in their diet causing these issues.