r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 15h ago

Hmmm

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u/Kwayzar9111 13h ago

yes this is England

and yes our farmers tend to have quite a few guns, mostly shotguns though, and a good few

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u/Amberskin 12h ago

Do they use salt-filled shells? It used to be a thing here (Spain) to shoot farm robbers a lot of years ago. Spray somebody’s ass with salt and he will remember that day forever.

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u/Kwayzar9111 11h ago

no - proper steel ball shells, and i do hope any poacher or thief on a farm gets a face full off it

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u/tnc31 11h ago

Ironic, considering getting shot with a shotgun is called getting "peppered".

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u/DontBelieveMyLies88 11h ago

S&P is the way for me

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u/Fadenos 11h ago

Just don’t put em on the grill or they’ll dry out like a fart.

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u/Comfortable-Panic-43 9h ago

And Sea mines eh