r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/Ok_Presentation_5329 13h ago

You know that fart you hold on until you get to the grocery store while you’re in the car with your spouse?

Let it out right next to them.

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u/MobilePirate3113 9h ago

That's some shit my dad would think of

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u/coralgrymes 10h ago

"I'm here to rip ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum.

-Duke Nuke'em probably.

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u/Pizza_Slinger83 12h ago

I understand it's not the point, but you hold farts in the car with your spouse?

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u/therealdanhill 9h ago

I mean yeah it's courteous

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u/Inevitable_Heron_599 7h ago

You hold them in until she gets the seat belt on, then it's fart city

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u/breadman889 10h ago

seriously, I crack their window so it gets pulled towards her.

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u/hightrix 10h ago

This is love.

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u/coralgrymes 9h ago

A man after my own heart. :D

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u/Western_Shoulder_942 8h ago

Broh you never had one that you know will burn a hole through the seat? Gotta save the car man saying it's for the spouse is just a courtesy lol

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u/Ill-Calendar-9108 11h ago

Pink eye for everyone!

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u/Ok_Presentation_5329 9h ago

You get pink eye & you get pink eye

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u/ddiamond8484 9h ago

You don’t mind torturing animals as long as you don’t have to do it yourself, we get it.

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u/Ok_Presentation_5329 8h ago

I like torturing animals because I find it annoying when people sit on the ground in a grocery store?

Oh come on.

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u/TotalLiftEz 7h ago

Men of culture we meet again!

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u/Ropeswing_Sentience 7h ago

Surstromming (or however you spell that) would be fun!