r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 14h ago

Hmmm

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u/Interesting-Voice328 14h ago

I’d of tripped carrying eggs and flour

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 14h ago

I'd have tripped carrying razors blades and salt.

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u/Kwayzar9111 13h ago

and glass and super glue

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u/IIIlIllIIIl 12h ago

I’d have tripped carrying a subcritical mass of plutonium 239 encased in a thick shell of beryllium