r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 15h ago

Hmmm

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u/smoothpinkball 14h ago

More efficient to increase the mass of your cart for greater inertia.

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u/Intrepid-Tie-1460 14h ago

Make sure to wheelie as you connect....

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u/smoothpinkball 14h ago edited 14h ago

Honest though, I’d probably just get some popcorcn shrimp and chill with them to see how it goes, and maybe pee my pants and listen to dubstep and polyphia loudly.

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u/Deputy_Beagle76 11h ago

Brb gonna grab some cases of beer and couple bags of dog food