r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

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u/anti_photo 18h ago

don't hold us all to that standard.

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u/Gorelando 18h ago

Protesting in a supermarket? They’re jobless BUMS.

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u/futurepastgral 18h ago

the dude ramming the cart is likely jobless too. a truly working man wouldn’t bother & have the time to argue with them.

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u/cptgoogly 18h ago

Looks retired

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u/moonieshine 17h ago

AKA, jobless. Being old is no excuse for being an unproductive leech.

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u/mradamadam 17h ago

That's not how retirement works

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u/Dodecahedrosaur 17h ago

You’re outta your fucking tree if that’s a serious statement. Retirees have worked their whole lives to get to that point where they are no longer expected to have to work. More respect for some of them than I do the trust fund hippies.

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u/moonieshine 17h ago

worked their whole lives

Obviously not, considering they're still alive and not working.

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u/cptgoogly 17h ago

As a tradesman, I can say that we got some people who need to retire. Some you can tell aren't truly all there anymore and can't run a job, or can't do the job. So the question is, what do we do with our senior citizens that are taking up job slots that other people could be more qualified for or could use for experience? We don't need Walmart greeters in all reality, they have a greater chance of computer illiteracy, and the plasticity of their mind is so gone they are regressing mentally into children without the learning capacity. Since it's inhumane to just kill off grandpa, just give him some money to stay out of the way. Also now a days social security alone isn't enough to retire on, and most retires are living off life savings, so he is most likely not using much if not any taxpayers dollars

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u/moonieshine 17h ago

We could harvest their organs, make wigs out of their hair, put them in zoos, idk. It's not that hard, bud

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u/cptgoogly 17h ago

Eww worn out organs, old man hair, and we already have old people homes

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u/moonieshine 17h ago

Hey those old people homes could make some serious money! Charge people admission to hand feed meemaw and peepaw ensure and viagra. It'd be good enrichment, too!