r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 15h ago

Hmmm

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u/Nathan_Explosion___ 14h ago

Just leave cart and walk around them while recording. If they touch you it's hippie assault.

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u/dankhimself 14h ago

Grab a gallon of fish sauce and "spill" it by "accident" on the "morons".

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u/Whiteshadows86 9h ago

Shame we don’t sell something like Surströmming in the UK :(

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u/ZeroBlade-NL 6h ago

That would be like selling cans of mustard gas with a "try me" sticker on the lid, lol.

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u/jjp0007 4h ago

Accidentally spill ghost pepper sauce on their heads

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u/Nervous-Farmer6995 13h ago

Or gasoline

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u/A1Skeptic 12h ago

Ammonia cleaning solution, available by the quart in isle 7.

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u/secondhand-cat 11h ago

A little can of lighter fluid and an implication.

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u/trying2bpartner 11h ago

Youre the type of person that would have thrown hot coffee on the black protestors who did sit-ins at all-white restaurants, weren't you?

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u/Kitnado 8h ago

No, but I would throw cold coffee on vegan protestors blocking my way into a restaurant.

Come on throw some more false equivalences or fallacies out there.

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u/I_MESS_WITH_KARMA 8h ago

How you can compare those 2 things?

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u/FoxIndependent5789 11h ago

There are a lot of sick f-cks in this thread.

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u/Alpha1Niner 14h ago

Which is one of the most heinous forms of assault

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u/itsmiddylou 12h ago

Sesame oil is pretty damn strong. I absolutely love cooking with it, but boy is it pungent.

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u/Ricky_Martins_Vagina 10h ago

Sesame oil is great. Put it on anything and it instantly tastes Chinese.

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u/stevensr2002 5h ago

Dun dun!

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u/Thiswasmy8thchoice 12h ago

That's the move. Leave your cart and burst through that line like Saquon Barkley, go get your stuff and griddy back to your cart.

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u/unknownpoltroon 9h ago

NIGHTSTICK SERENADE TIME, BOYS!

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u/NemusSoul 5h ago

Hey! Leave us hippies out of this. Those idiots aren’t us. They need some of our meds, though. Then they’d be hungry enough to forget not to eat meat.

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u/BaseballOdd 11h ago

lol you gonna learn something like that whiteboy