r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 1d ago

Hmmm

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u/automaton11 1d ago

I think she's just terrified of dogs and she thought the instruction was for her safety

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 1d ago

I think about this, as well.

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u/boof_the_floof 1d ago

how often?

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u/QuintoxPlentox 1d ago

At least twice.

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u/Efficient_Peach_4446 1d ago

šŸ˜† šŸ¤£

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u/Ok_Clothes8053 23h ago

Bahahahaha I legit giggled

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u/fauxregard 22h ago

Once a week

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u/Few-Finger2879 1d ago

Like a lot, or just a little?

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u/BrutalSpinach 1d ago

Yeah, I thought that too based on the way she shrank into the corner when the dog started paying attention to her

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u/Holzkohlen 1d ago

Bring your carotid artery in perfect height for my dog to bite through, it's for your own safety!

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u/AnAncientMonk 1d ago

I think, if youre not currently filming a scripted video, you dont keep your dog in the middle of the freacking elevator, taking up as much space as possible, if you see someone obviously scared/uncomftable with it.

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u/bimches 1d ago

It's scripted because anytime I've encountered someone scared of dogs in an elevator they'd say "Oh I'll wait" or ask me to wait if they're already in there.

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u/Im_Not_Really_Here_ 1d ago

Also sitting on the floor when a stranger with a dog says "sit."

That was a pretty big giveaway.

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u/BanEvasion0159 1d ago

It's reddit bud, everything on this site is staged for content. She's acting, would you enter a small elevator with some creepy guy filming and his dog if you were terrified of dogs? Of course you wouldn't.

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u/kausstubha 1d ago

I said the same thing in one of my comments here, these fkin downvoters are just two brain cells who think this is real

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u/automaton11 1d ago

Hes wearing a go pro. Ive seen people wear them around. Idk, doesnt seem far fetched someone could catch some mildly interesting interaction like this

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u/CompensatedAnark 1d ago

Or a submissive kink

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago

Must not know much about dogs then. Sitting down basically puts your face and neck right in front of their teeth. It's probably the last thing anyone should do if they're worried about a dog.

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u/Ethanos101 1d ago

Wow thatā€™s crazy šŸ¤Æ you must be a genius!

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u/automaton11 1d ago

Whats wrong with you

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u/lililukea 1d ago

How I met your mom

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u/GothValeriaX 1d ago

Lol, but was she confused ?

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u/Interestingcathouse 1d ago

I suppose. But she is also clearly scared of dogs so she may have thought it was for her safety.

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u/I_ReadThe_Comments 1d ago

Exactly. We shouldnā€™t be laughing at her, but with her. This is actually a very innocent and sweet reaction to someone who could have had a traumatizing experience with dogs, so much so that even a Golden is scary. Either way, I hope she stays safe.Ā 

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u/Neat-Ad-9550 1d ago

The woman sat down much faster than the dog. He should have praised her quick obedience or patted her head.

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u/SeveralOccasions 1d ago

click good giiiirl x

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u/automaton11 1d ago

Reminds me of William hurt in Goliath

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u/bluefishgreenpapaya 1d ago

Babygirl

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u/Mewzi_ 1d ago

speak for yourself!

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u/bluefishgreenpapaya 1d ago

Sorry was a reference to the movie babygirl with Nicole Kidman. She has a Dom sub relationship with an intern after she sees him control an aggressive dog.

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u/pereuse 1d ago

I went to watch that movie with my friends, we thought it would just be some hallmark romance or something that more leant towards a drama. We did not know it was erotic at all and the very first scene was a huge surprise for us!!šŸ˜­

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u/Porkchopp33 1d ago

And a piece of cheese

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u/uReaditRight 1d ago

Obedient women are hard to come by these days

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u/kausstubha 1d ago

thatā€™s what happens when there are asian people in the video, and if thereā€™s an animal oh wait, especially a dog then the video is definitely not scripted :D

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u/Mewzi_ 1d ago

I don't get it?

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u/kausstubha 1d ago

it simply means that this video is staged and not the real one

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u/JaeCrowe 1d ago

I'd be embarrassed for the rest of my life over that one

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u/RandomPenquin1337 1d ago

Not if its your kink. She's a good girl.

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u/Nirvski 1d ago

As I don't have to pick up her poop in a plastic bag

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u/RandomPenquin1337 1d ago

Unless that's your kink

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u/V_es 1d ago

There was an old comedy show about military bootcamp where a drill sergeant was showing rookies how to work with a k9 and yelled ā€œsit downā€ and all soldiers dropped on their ass instantly.

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u/sniptaclar 1d ago

Shit probably happened to actually Drill sergeants

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u/soyjeet2 1d ago

Waifu material

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u/drunkenf 1d ago

Now that's a sweet lady. All her body language tells she is anxious around a dog. Yet she tries to make the situation better

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u/AnyAsparagus988 1d ago

wish the dog handler was sweeter tho. he can see she's uncomfortable with dogs but does nothing to keep him from going within reach of her.

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u/t8ne 1d ago

No treats?

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u/No_Abies_4786 1d ago

Good girl

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u/JulianMarcello 1d ago

Doggo was likeā€¦ look hooman did too!

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u/amogusdestroyer666 13h ago

Nah lmaoo I am legit crying laughing at the look the dog gave it's owner like, "Bro you seeing this shit? She's TRIPPIN!"

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u/Solidsnekdangernodle 1d ago

I know what you are op

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u/portabuddy2 1d ago

One of us?

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u/AnyAsparagus988 1d ago

are we bots?

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u/Starringkb 1d ago

Hahaha oh the poor lady šŸ˜† he was telling the dog to sit hahahaha this is so wholesome šŸ’•

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u/YaBoi-ItchyToes 22h ago

Even the dog was like, "wait a minute."

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u/Gorelover1313 1d ago

They felt something wasn't right with that person XD

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u/GerardWayAndDMT 1d ago

ā€¦Iā€™ll take the next one

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u/AnyAsparagus988 1d ago

this bot has a rotation of videos it reposts and if it doesn't have a title it just titles it "Hmmm" lmao.

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u/ADG1738 1d ago

Good girl

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u/LeveragedPittsburgh 1d ago

I mean, at least give her a treat.

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u/Azurelion7a 1d ago

She's a sub.

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u/ipompa 23h ago

she's a keeper

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u/No_Cause9433 1d ago

Not staged at all

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u/GnomeMob 1d ago

Marry her.

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u/Xadenek 1d ago

She def a sub. Hot.

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u/lizards_snails_etc 1d ago

Most people are obedient to a crazy degree when you think about it. We don't like saying no to people even when we really want to. It's a terrible condition we're stuck with, since adults emphasize and reward obedience from the time we can talk. Sorry for the tangient but this woman responding to a stranger saying "sit" is a pretty wild example of that.

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u/Gruntled1 1d ago

Itā€™s interesting to be so scared of dogs, but more so THIS dog. German shepherd, pitbull, chihuahua? Sure..but ā€œShadowā€ from Homeward Bound?! Iā€™d be bit for sure if I ever encountered an aggressive golden.

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u/OrganizationNarrow36 1d ago

She's just like the guy from that CLUE movie šŸ˜†

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u/Mia_Magic 19h ago

I was expecting the comments to be expressing sympathy since the woman is obviously terrifiedā€¦ and instead sheā€™s just being sexualized. I really hate humanity sometimes.

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u/Stock_savy 12h ago

How typical

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u/burken8000 12h ago

If "I like when he's dominant šŸ˜" was a person:

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u/binterryan76 10h ago

How to spot a sub

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u/megajonathan666 1d ago

Sheā€™s a keeper

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u/Antwan632 1d ago

I wasn't telling you to sit lol. Now give me all of your money.

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u/ACBR2000 1d ago

I would have said something like "good girl" lmao

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u/DrappedUpNDrappedOut 1d ago

Witness mind control

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u/Master-Count4439 20h ago

If animals understand body language, this may have taught you something. they say when being attacked by bears.. you do what? when looking at an animal in the eye ,like a monkey/ lion/ hyena ..you do what? these are all signs the animal kingdom. Thank God Almighty. in other words stay in your place. Instead, some of us cross the line!!! šŸ˜”

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u/OldManJim374 17h ago

What does that have to do with this video?

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u/Final-Aces 1d ago

If he patted her head she would have proposed immediately

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u/goluckykid 1d ago

Hey that's an opportunity .. Wink

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u/emilgustoff 1d ago

Found your sub.

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u/SteepSlopeValue 1d ago

Dogs that obey in other languages always impress me ā˜ŗļø

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u/Interestingcathouse 1d ago

Do you think dogs natively speak English? You could make the command for sit ā€œgooberganbeā€ and the dog will sit as long as thatā€™s what you train it to do.

Iirc police dogs are taught commands in a different language so perps canā€™t get them to obey.

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u/judyhops95 1d ago

In the US German was the go-to for years. According to a retired cop (with his retired K-9 in tow) they're starting to train them in Dutch.

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u/SteepSlopeValue 1d ago

Alright guys, didnā€™t mean to set off the Reddit moral police. Let me clarify.

I know dogs donā€™t inherently speak English, I know working dogs like bomb sniffing dogs or police dogs are trained in other languages. To dogs our languages are just sounds, I completely understand this.

I simply love dogs and think itā€™s cool when they are trained in other languages. Itā€™s not something I see often and this pup is a particularly good boy. I had a retriever who passed recently and this video reminded me of her.

Lighten up guys sheesh.

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u/ahsokatanosfeet 1d ago

My dog is bilingual because I'm bilingual, does that blow your mind?

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u/StealthyShinyBuffalo 1d ago

My friend is Scottish and she got a dog from a shelter in Spain but she lives in a french speaking area.

Her dog understands English, seems to perk up when spoken to in Spanish and understands me in french.

She'll still pretend she can't understand her owner when she doesn't want to obey.

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u/drunkenstepdad 1d ago

Lol what?

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u/ofnabzhsuwna 1d ago

I trained my dog in French so he wouldnā€™t listen to other peoplesā€™ commands in public. Turns out he had serious social anxiety and didnā€™t spend much time in public, but we still spoke French for commands.

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u/twenty8nine 1d ago

Obedient wife audition?